Fancy pants can afford meat
Boy Dinner
Submitted 1 month ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
jared@mander.xyz 1 month ago
And new pants.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s some sort of loop forming
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Is that… the bathroom floor?
I mean… given the meal… I guess it makes sense
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only the finest setting for the finest dining!
Trex202@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tiled counter top
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Unfortunately, there was a time that people thought using these kinds of tile was a good idea for kitchen counters.
I can assure you they were very mistaken and they really suck. Be glad you’re not aquatinted with them.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you’ll be so drunk you won’t even care that you’re eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Alcohol kills germs!
boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Hey when I say rare I mean legendary!
AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Swim out past the breakers, and watch the world die
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, pepper, mix it and it’s good to go
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You could probably make some whack-ass sausages with all that.
starik@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Steak tartare made from grocery store ground beef 🤮
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s what the Everclear is for. It’s going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Cooking isn’t hard, just burn the house down like the rest of us idiots!
istdaslol@feddit.org 1 month ago
Habe some respect and put some onion in it to have a proper mettigel
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 month ago
Would it kill you to but in a little effort…
https://somuchfoodblog.com/steak-tartare/#wprm-recipe-container-12182
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Still need a plastic fork, but I approve, lmao
myyass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where’s the bread? The onions? Mettbrötchen is pretty good if done right.
redbrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think I’ve ever tried raw ground beef like that. I’ve tried beef tartar thingy…wasn’t that great. Sashimi is another world better. How was it? Did you only take that one bite, or did you tear that shit down?
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Poor lad never grew up to be man, died of dysentery.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 month ago
haha, sexism funni
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You know, I read these as a humorous juxtaposition between the style of (apparently unironic, posted in earnest) “girl dinner” pictures which are usually just a few small piles of whatever from the fridge, with the r/malelivingspace attitude.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Atta boy!
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 month ago
Going out to buy meat sounds like a huge waste of time. I’d just eat 2 cup noodles and call it a day
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
My dinner from a few weeks ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ewwww.
Eww eww ewww.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I see that in the back.
You use windows!
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know I know, it is windows 10 though, but yea disgusting anyway
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Did you seriously search for “hockey” in gay pornhub?
You have to be fucking Canadian
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone hasn’t read Heated Rivalry
boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Private browsing tab, those aren’t his searches but random suggestions, probably by location
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!
boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I was going to say I disagree with you on your choice of porn due to the lack of women, but then I noticed you already have a jar of my ex-wife. Good luck!
kingofras@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Of all the collapse modelling, I’m sure the one that takes out internet to the masses will create a testosterone bomb no armed military police will be a match for.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Pickle surprise!