Fancy pants can afford meat
Boy Dinner
Submitted 1 day ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
jared@mander.xyz 1 day ago
And new pants.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
That’s some sort of loop forming
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Is that… the bathroom floor?
I mean… given the meal… I guess it makes sense
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Only the finest setting for the finest dining!
Trex202@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tiled counter top
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Unfortunately, there was a time that people thought using these kinds of tile was a good idea for kitchen counters.
I can assure you they were very mistaken and they really suck. Be glad you’re not aquatinted with them.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you’ll be so drunk you won’t even care that you’re eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Alcohol kills germs!
boonhet@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Hey when I say rare I mean legendary!
AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Swim out past the breakers, and watch the world die
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, pepper, mix it and it’s good to go
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
You could probably make some whack-ass sausages with all that.
starik@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Steak tartare made from grocery store ground beef 🤮
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
That’s what the Everclear is for. It’s going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.
hansolo@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
Atta boy!
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Cooking isn’t hard, just burn the house down like the rest of us idiots!
istdaslol@feddit.org 1 day ago
Habe some respect and put some onion in it to have a proper mettigel
myyass@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Where’s the bread? The onions? Mettbrötchen is pretty good if done right.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 day ago
Would it kill you to but in a little effort…
https://somuchfoodblog.com/steak-tartare/#wprm-recipe-container-12182
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Still need a plastic fork, but I approve, lmao
redbrick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t think I’ve ever tried raw ground beef like that. I’ve tried beef tartar thingy…wasn’t that great. Sashimi is another world better. How was it? Did you only take that one bite, or did you tear that shit down?
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Poor lad never grew up to be man, died of dysentery.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 day ago
haha, sexism funni
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You know, I read these as a humorous juxtaposition between the style of (apparently unironic, posted in earnest) “girl dinner” pictures which are usually just a few small piles of whatever from the fridge, with the r/malelivingspace attitude.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 day ago
Going out to buy meat sounds like a huge waste of time. I’d just eat 2 cup noodles and call it a day
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Image
My dinner from a few weeks ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Ewwww.
Eww eww ewww.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I see that in the back.
You use windows!
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I know I know, it is windows 10 though, but yea disgusting anyway
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Did you seriously search for “hockey” in gay pornhub?
You have to be fucking Canadian
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Someone hasn’t read Heated Rivalry
boonhet@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Private browsing tab, those aren’t his searches but random suggestions, probably by location
boonhet@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
I was going to say I disagree with you on your choice of porn due to the lack of women, but then I noticed you already have a jar of my ex-wife. Good luck!
hansolo@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
Pickle surprise!
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!
kingofras@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Of all the collapse modelling, I’m sure the one that takes out internet to the masses will create a testosterone bomb no armed military police will be a match for.