Unironic hexbear post
So professional looking it must be true
Submitted 7 months ago by AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com to [deleted]
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 7 months ago
One man’s trash is another man’s steaming pile of bullshit. Or something like that.
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 7 months ago
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I unironically believe this; I have been to italy, and eaten authentic italian pizza.
Fuck off with barely any cheese and no toppings. it tastes fine as a kind of fancy bread, but give me the fuckload of cheese and meat every time
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 7 months ago
I couldn't disagree more. I've also been to Italy, specifically to Napoli, and just the dough alone is phenomenal, something between pancake and bread. Then the fresh tomatoes and mozzarella on top with the fresh basil leaves for the something extra - perfect balance, heaven in my mouth!
I've also been to the US (west coast, Portland) and Jebus, that was terrible. First they don't give you a pizza but a slice of pizza, then it's reheated because they make a lot of it and can't sell it fresh. The toppings is dry ham and tasteless cheese, a ton of cheese, but just flavorless cheese. I tried in a couple of places there with practically the same result. Thanks, but no thanks.
The Swedish pizza is probably what I would say is what you're talking about, tons of toppings and decent dough.
Kebab pizza with french fries:
Kebab pizzathebestaquaman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I just came back to Europe after a couple weeks in the US. The US was beautiful (travelled in the Rockies). I was surprised by the fact that I unironically would not be able to live there just because of the food. Everything was so drowned in cheese / sugar / unspecified ultraprocessed something that I had legitimate digestion issues the first week.
- “I would like an omelette please”
- “Yes sir, do you want eggs in that or just the cheese?”
I had no idea I could miss just plain real bread as much as I did by the time I got back.
tomi000@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fortunately italian pizza isnt meant for fast food addicts
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ve never been to Italy, but my cousin grew up there for part of their childhood. They said “Italians invented pizza, America made it good”
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Go to Napoli and never have better pizza again because it just doesn’t exist.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The worst pizza I ever had was when I was a kid and we took a trip to Italy and my parents got me some from a street vendor. The problem is it was American-style pizza and the Italians didn’t know how to make American-style pizza.
The second-worst pizza I ever had was St. Louis style pizza at an Imo’s, which is the way to have it, and it is fucking foul.
The third worst pizza I ever had was in Cozumel, Mexico. They put slices of tomato on it instead of tomato sauce, but did the rest of it the American way. Bleah.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Cheddar, Swiss, and provolone with a shitton of sodium citrate. That’s a combination I don’t think I’d go for. Sounds like having American cheese on a pie.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Has north Korea started marketing themselves on lemmy?
Valmond@lemmy.world 7 months ago
lemmy.ml if I’d have to guess 😆
SlothMama@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Honestly if you’re living in a Western country, you are a victim of major anti North Korean propaganda that goes all the way back to the Korean War.
Like, North Korea is nowhere near as bad as people think, and it’s people are fairly happy, yes the government censors and controls media, but it also creates a unified and strong society with far less division than all these Western countries tearing themselves down the middle about which party is less evil.
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Can we get a source for this?
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I mean it is possible their near constant need for international food aid, is just a plot to get free food.
And 90% are environmental pioneers that have given up electricity…
Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s mind-boggling how you and others like you (assuming you aren’t just a bot or being paid to say this stuff) can say/comment/post this stuff when there is SO MUCH EVIDENCE proving it wrong.
yeather@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
“Our country is so strong because we all agree we love dear leader, ignore the famines, camps, and executions, thats hust the work of western spies who hate us for loving dear leader, we da best.”
ICastFist@programming.dev 7 months ago
Don’t forget that North Korea’s leader is very dear to the whole population and incorruptible, unlike evil South Korea’s leaders who were always super evil and corrupt and everything.
…
You’re asking why the dear leader is the only fat person in North Korea, especially when everyone else looks malnourished? Haha, funny person, off to jail you go.
Fontasia@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Legit thought I was on lemmy.ml for a moment
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
This got posted on hexbear along with other lies so ridiculous that not even most of the accounts over there could take OP seriously. I was gonna post it on !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works but I haven’t got around to it
the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
North Korea: Such a great nation, there’s no need or ability to ever leave.
m0darn@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I’ve never heard anyone with first hand experience complain about living in North Korea. They literally can’t complain.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 months ago
There are some valid criticisms of SK in here, but there’s so much bullshit as well that no reasonable person will take them seriously.
yamanii@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is a great image to show how framing is everything but people got their panties in a twist because of the .ml bogeyman.
superkret@feddit.org 7 months ago
Fun fact: The right picture is actually from Detroit.
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
South Korea invented k-pop, check and mate!
Deme@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Undeniable DPRK W
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Nice bait
itsnotits@lemmy.world 7 months ago
- from its* inception
- Spent its* first forty-two years
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Hey, its no tits!
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 months ago
I would laugh and call it a great shitpost if it wasn’t lemmy and at least one out of six would agree with it
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The glory of Juche shall not be denied.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
its*
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 months ago
America: guaranteed reduction in purchasing power as soon as you retire.
Overnight you become less.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 months ago
An ordinary day on .ml
AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Truer words were never spoke.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The Infallibility Myth baffles me. What’s that all about? It’s like they cranked up the marketing, cult-of-personality bullshit to see how high it could go… and it didn’t have a limit, they were able to brainwash a lot of the population with the most preposterous stuff, and they couldn’t help themselves, they just HAD to make their head a demigod.
“Me perfect in paradise, you utter dogshit capitalist.”
What is this, a first grader having a schoolyard fight?