What a terrible day to be literate.
Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. đ¤
Submitted â¨â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago⊠by â¨MTZ@lemmy.world⊠to â¨[deleted]âŠ
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popekingjoe@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
daggermoon@piefed.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I came here to type that exact comment. You beat me to it you bastard! Jk about the bastard part. Iâm just trying to be playful.
Godric@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
âClose the damn door, it sounds like a horse pissing on a flat stone in there!â
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
tetris11@feddit.uk â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Amusing thing about this. Women do tend to pee more loudly and my trans brain for whatever reason was dysphoric about it. Post surgery though because of the shorter urethra, wider opening, and general angle of everything, Iâm happily peeing like Iâm frying pork chops
hperrin@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Imagine if they gave you an option.
Bottom Surgery Intake Form
[ ] Typical Pussy [x] Horse Pussy
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Does that mean people with shorter and wider dicks pee louder too?
shneancy@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
i think itâs more that pussy havers can justâ speedrun pissing without any consequences, push as hard as you can and there it is, double stream? doesnât matter. piss went to the left midway through? no worries
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
This also my fetish AMA.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
What kinda wine do you usually pair with salmon?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I very, very rarely drink. If Iâm eating salmon, itâs most often in the form of nigiri sushi, so Iâd say likely a chilled, dry sake.
fraksken@infosec.pub â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I really like the Pouilly-fumĂŠ with salmon. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pouilly-FumĂŠ
dumbass@piefed.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
In season 6 episode 19 of the 90s television show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, do you think Captain Sisko was justified in attacking Garak for the Assassination of the Romulan Ambassador, even tho Sisko knew full well the extent Garaka was willing to go to fulfil his orders, due to his time in the obsidian order and also told him to " Just get it doneâ, even if it was successful in bringing the romulans into the war and changing the outcome of the Dominion War?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Iâve not watched DSN yet, but Iâll let you know when I find out.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
When I fall asleep, where do the stars go?
OwOarchist@pawb.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Nothing wrong with horse pussy.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Home instance checks out.
daannii@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
But urine doesnât come out of the vagina.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Well, not for guys it doesnât. It comes out of the balls!
FishFace@piefed.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Thatâs just where itâs stored. If itâs coming out of them (like, directly), then you need to see a doctor.
It should be coming out of your butt.
jaybone@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Some mornings I wake up with holes in my balls and the piss goes everywhere.
djdarren@piefed.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
And you cannot change my mind.
hperrin@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Then youâre not putting enough in there.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I rarely lol at comments, but this one got me.
deacon@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Not with that attitude
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
It may not come out the canal, but the vagina is an all encompassing term.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Maybe they meant vulva when they said âpussy.â Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.
Soulphite@reddthat.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Yall out there judging peopleâs pissing noise levels? Jesus, humans are strange.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I think the dude Iâm the image is savoring the sound.
ickplant@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Bitches that pee loud also pee fast! In and out before you know it. Such an evolutionary advantage, tiger canât kill when so fast.
Donât ask me how I know.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Yes
M137@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
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Obnomus@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
A girl who popsA girl who shits
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Image
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I came here to share that exact image. You beat me to it you bastard! Srs about the bastard part. Iâm not trying to be playful.
Signtist@bookwyr.me â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gDiXNjhEc