NSFW because God help you should your boss stop by to chat and you have this on screen
Anon gets an exotic pet
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I shouldn’t have clicked; I wish I could un-read it.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
What a terrible day to be able to read.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you want a way too unlearn terrible things and pretend you never knew about it, MAGAs seem to know the way
Vupware@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This might be the vilest thing I have ever had the misfortune of reading
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What a fucking awful day to have eyes
HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
How do I unread this
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It truly is a terrible day to be able to read.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The person who typed all that out should be put down
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
So this is basically just The Deep from The Boys. Like every part of it except the de-beaking.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The deep had consent
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BranBucket@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is precisely why the “that man needs Jesus” meme exists.
Soup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That man is so far beyond Jesus, they need to be launched into the sun and anyone closely related to them needs to be scoured from the earth.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What possesses someone to write this? How high do you have to be to conjure this up?
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
All the responses in this thread is why and how is the neeed for them to always one up each other to achieve the first goal.
This stuff isn’t written to leave 4chan and no one is forcing anyone to keep this community unblock. The feigned victimhood is more questionable than the existence of the post.
Red_October@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
What an awful day to have eyes.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What an awful day to have the ability to read
winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Why didn’t I stop reading…
voidsignal@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know…
umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
gross as fuck. congrats, op.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Untrue and homosexual
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The author’s skull needs to have a high velocity meeting with a baseball bat.
Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jesus fucking wept.
Goatboy@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
It’s all fun and games until the cephalopod uprising.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
What a great day to read the comment section
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
This guy would really love the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
True and straight. Anon had sex.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fake and gay
Because I can not live with myself otherwise
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I thought I was supposed to be king cringe around here but… I abducate the crown to you OP.
👑
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This exact post is why bestiality is an actual crime