NSFW because God help you should your boss stop by to chat and you have this on screen
Anon gets an exotic pet
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I shouldn’t have clicked; I wish I could un-read it.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What a terrible day to be able to read.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you want a way too unlearn terrible things and pretend you never knew about it, MAGAs seem to know the way
Vupware@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This might be the vilest thing I have ever had the misfortune of reading
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What a fucking awful day to have eyes
HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
How do I unread this
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It truly is a terrible day to be able to read.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The person who typed all that out should be put down
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
So this is basically just The Deep from The Boys. Like every part of it except the de-beaking.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The deep had consent
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
BranBucket@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is precisely why the “that man needs Jesus” meme exists.
Soup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That man is so far beyond Jesus, they need to be launched into the sun and anyone closely related to them needs to be scoured from the earth.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What possesses someone to write this? How high do you have to be to conjure this up?
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
All the responses in this thread is why and how is the neeed for them to always one up each other to achieve the first goal.
This stuff isn’t written to leave 4chan and no one is forcing anyone to keep this community unblock. The feigned victimhood is more questionable than the existence of the post.
Red_October@piefed.world 2 months ago
What an awful day to have eyes.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What an awful day to have the ability to read
winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why didn’t I stop reading…
voidsignal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know…
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The author’s skull needs to have a high velocity meeting with a baseball bat.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Untrue and homosexual
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jesus fucking wept.
Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Goatboy@lemmy.today 2 months ago
It’s all fun and games until the cephalopod uprising.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
What a great day to read the comment section
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
This guy would really love the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
True and straight. Anon had sex.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fake and gay
Because I can not live with myself otherwise
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I thought I was supposed to be king cringe around here but… I abducate the crown to you OP.
👑
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This exact post is why bestiality is an actual crime