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He cheated to get her, he’ll cheat to get the next one.
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by airmail@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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loaf@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
airmail@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[deleted]Speculater@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And he will be, until the next opportunity presents itself.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
how anyone can be this short-sighted is beyond me
gramie@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Sounds like the position of Mistress is now open.
Acamon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is everyone too distracted by the cringe to be infuriated at the punctuation? Wtf is happening with those quotation marks?
TomAwsm@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I read it 3 times trying to figure out where the quote was supposed to be before I gave up and came to the comments.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Welcome to the 1950s. They used quotes to make it clear it was the pictured character saying that. They also standardized using quotes to identify the motto on businesses and trucks. The SomeECards meme format is a caricature of that.
Bill’s Burgers “We serve pleasure”
Jack’s towing “Reliable hookers”
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream that puts a smile on your wife’s face”
Acamon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The use of a pretend quote is one thing, but what is the middle quotation mark doing?
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream” that puts a smile on your wife’s face"
seven_phone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At some point every person who enters a relationship in this way realises that they have generated absolute proof that their committed partner is utterly open to infidelity to the point of separation.
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Until he finds a new mistress
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Accounting he only had one on the go at a time.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
“They all called ME the spectre of death, but…”
squid_slime@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Besides the “meme” being cringe inducing garbage at a similar level to ‘live, laugh, love’. Just seems like copium or self aggrandising.
airmail@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[deleted]squid_slime@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Your sister sounds immature. Might help if she did therapy or even a self help book.
Soup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wow, I knew she wouldn’t be the brains of any operation but I didn’t think I’d be siding with the cheating douchefuck so completely. Like, she’s really got those premium blinders on to think all that, damn. Unless he had said he’d leave it all but at that point I don’t believe either of them enough to make any judgement or assumption.
Fades@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fucking pathetic
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Are people not allowed to have a huge fight until after 1 year in the relationship?
Fights happen. A relationship that never fights is unrealistic and a problem. This insinuates to others that fighting in the first year is bad or wrong, and that’s just not necessarily true.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Most home wreckers are self aggrandizing hypocritical narcissists, so… yeah.
Artyom@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Pretty sure memes like that are always intended to be taken as satire. They used to be a quite popular format.
huginn@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
I mean it doesn’t seem like his sister thinks it’s satire. Poes law etc
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
People say this phrase as a form of copium as well.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What possesses people to use a word as dumb as “copium”?
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When a man marries his mistress he creates a job opening.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why are there three instances of " ?? Where is the fourth one? Make it make sense.
adam_y@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is a precise punctuation zone.
We only allow the use of a single “?” here.
Please correct before continuing on your way, sir.
four@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
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Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He was searching it too and found a woman
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
What a very specific “meme”.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Some people here don’t really understand memes
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
jonathan@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners
ilega_dh@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Your partner is lucky to have you
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
forrgott@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HiLaRiOuS
AngryRobot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wow, your sister is a real homewrecking piece of shit. She also doesn’t understand that if he’ll cheat on his ex with you, he’ll cheat on you with someone new.
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lessons will be learned here
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
So you’re an optimist then.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
No, they won’t.
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Lessons will be available at least, even if nobody decides to take away anything from them.
Fades@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
doubt
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ugh, this entire concept makes me want to wash my eyeballs, both the cheating, the homewrecking, the justifying it after the fact, and the gloating too.
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And let’s face it, she’s no longer the mistress because there’s a new one
Fades@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What horrible people. Cheaters deserve the worst in this world, fucking traitors.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
What’s infuriating about this? It seems to be related to her situation
BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Keep us updated 😄
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Yikers, this will go well
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.
airmail@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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