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He cheated to get her, he’ll cheat to get the next one.
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Submitted 1 month ago by airmail@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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loaf@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
airmail@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]Speculater@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And he will be, until the next opportunity presents itself.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
how anyone can be this short-sighted is beyond me
gramie@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Sounds like the position of Mistress is now open.
Acamon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is everyone too distracted by the cringe to be infuriated at the punctuation? Wtf is happening with those quotation marks?
TomAwsm@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I read it 3 times trying to figure out where the quote was supposed to be before I gave up and came to the comments.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Welcome to the 1950s. They used quotes to make it clear it was the pictured character saying that. They also standardized using quotes to identify the motto on businesses and trucks. The SomeECards meme format is a caricature of that.
Bill’s Burgers “We serve pleasure”
Jack’s towing “Reliable hookers”
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream that puts a smile on your wife’s face”
Acamon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The use of a pretend quote is one thing, but what is the middle quotation mark doing?
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream” that puts a smile on your wife’s face"
seven_phone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At some point every person who enters a relationship in this way realises that they have generated absolute proof that their committed partner is utterly open to infidelity to the point of separation.
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 1 month ago
Until he finds a new mistress
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Accounting he only had one on the go at a time.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“They all called ME the spectre of death, but…”
squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Besides the “meme” being cringe inducing garbage at a similar level to ‘live, laugh, love’. Just seems like copium or self aggrandising.
airmail@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Your sister sounds immature. Might help if she did therapy or even a self help book.
Soup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow, I knew she wouldn’t be the brains of any operation but I didn’t think I’d be siding with the cheating douchefuck so completely. Like, she’s really got those premium blinders on to think all that, damn. Unless he had said he’d leave it all but at that point I don’t believe either of them enough to make any judgement or assumption.
Fades@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fucking pathetic
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Are people not allowed to have a huge fight until after 1 year in the relationship?
Fights happen. A relationship that never fights is unrealistic and a problem. This insinuates to others that fighting in the first year is bad or wrong, and that’s just not necessarily true.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Most home wreckers are self aggrandizing hypocritical narcissists, so… yeah.
Artyom@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Pretty sure memes like that are always intended to be taken as satire. They used to be a quite popular format.
huginn@feddit.it 1 month ago
I mean it doesn’t seem like his sister thinks it’s satire. Poes law etc
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 month ago
People say this phrase as a form of copium as well.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What possesses people to use a word as dumb as “copium”?
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When a man marries his mistress he creates a job opening.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why are there three instances of " ?? Where is the fourth one? Make it make sense.
adam_y@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is a precise punctuation zone.
We only allow the use of a single “?” here.
Please correct before continuing on your way, sir.
four@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
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Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He was searching it too and found a woman
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
What a very specific “meme”.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Some people here don’t really understand memes
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
jonathan@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners
ilega_dh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Your partner is lucky to have you
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
forrgott@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
HiLaRiOuS
AngryRobot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow, your sister is a real homewrecking piece of shit. She also doesn’t understand that if he’ll cheat on his ex with you, he’ll cheat on you with someone new.
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lessons will be learned here
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 month ago
So you’re an optimist then.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
No, they won’t.
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Lessons will be available at least, even if nobody decides to take away anything from them.
Fades@lemmy.world 1 month ago
doubt
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ugh, this entire concept makes me want to wash my eyeballs, both the cheating, the homewrecking, the justifying it after the fact, and the gloating too.
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And let’s face it, she’s no longer the mistress because there’s a new one
Fades@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What horrible people. Cheaters deserve the worst in this world, fucking traitors.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What’s infuriating about this? It seems to be related to her situation
BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Keep us updated 😄
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Yikers, this will go well
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 month ago
He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.
airmail@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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