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He cheated to get her, he’ll cheat to get the next one.
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Submitted 1 year ago by airmail@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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loaf@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
airmail@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]Speculater@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And he will be, until the next opportunity presents itself.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
how anyone can be this short-sighted is beyond me
gramie@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Sounds like the position of Mistress is now open.
Acamon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is everyone too distracted by the cringe to be infuriated at the punctuation? Wtf is happening with those quotation marks?
TomAwsm@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I read it 3 times trying to figure out where the quote was supposed to be before I gave up and came to the comments.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Welcome to the 1950s. They used quotes to make it clear it was the pictured character saying that. They also standardized using quotes to identify the motto on businesses and trucks. The SomeECards meme format is a caricature of that.
Bill’s Burgers “We serve pleasure”
Jack’s towing “Reliable hookers”
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream that puts a smile on your wife’s face”
Acamon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The use of a pretend quote is one thing, but what is the middle quotation mark doing?
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream” that puts a smile on your wife’s face"
seven_phone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At some point every person who enters a relationship in this way realises that they have generated absolute proof that their committed partner is utterly open to infidelity to the point of separation.
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 1 year ago
Until he finds a new mistress
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Accounting he only had one on the go at a time.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“They all called ME the spectre of death, but…”
squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Besides the “meme” being cringe inducing garbage at a similar level to ‘live, laugh, love’. Just seems like copium or self aggrandising.
airmail@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Your sister sounds immature. Might help if she did therapy or even a self help book.
Soup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow, I knew she wouldn’t be the brains of any operation but I didn’t think I’d be siding with the cheating douchefuck so completely. Like, she’s really got those premium blinders on to think all that, damn. Unless he had said he’d leave it all but at that point I don’t believe either of them enough to make any judgement or assumption.
Fades@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fucking pathetic
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Are people not allowed to have a huge fight until after 1 year in the relationship?
Fights happen. A relationship that never fights is unrealistic and a problem. This insinuates to others that fighting in the first year is bad or wrong, and that’s just not necessarily true.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Most home wreckers are self aggrandizing hypocritical narcissists, so… yeah.
Artyom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Pretty sure memes like that are always intended to be taken as satire. They used to be a quite popular format.
huginn@feddit.it 1 year ago
I mean it doesn’t seem like his sister thinks it’s satire. Poes law etc
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 year ago
People say this phrase as a form of copium as well.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What possesses people to use a word as dumb as “copium”?
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When a man marries his mistress he creates a job opening.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why are there three instances of " ?? Where is the fourth one? Make it make sense.
adam_y@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is a precise punctuation zone.
We only allow the use of a single “?” here.
Please correct before continuing on your way, sir.
four@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
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Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
He was searching it too and found a woman
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
What a very specific “meme”.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Some people here don’t really understand memes
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
jonathan@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners
ilega_dh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Your partner is lucky to have you
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
forrgott@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
HiLaRiOuS
AngryRobot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow, your sister is a real homewrecking piece of shit. She also doesn’t understand that if he’ll cheat on his ex with you, he’ll cheat on you with someone new.
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lessons will be learned here
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 year ago
So you’re an optimist then.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
No, they won’t.
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Lessons will be available at least, even if nobody decides to take away anything from them.
Fades@lemmy.world 1 year ago
doubt
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ugh, this entire concept makes me want to wash my eyeballs, both the cheating, the homewrecking, the justifying it after the fact, and the gloating too.
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And let’s face it, she’s no longer the mistress because there’s a new one
Fades@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What horrible people. Cheaters deserve the worst in this world, fucking traitors.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
What’s infuriating about this? It seems to be related to her situation
BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Keep us updated 😄
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Yikers, this will go well
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 year ago
He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.
airmail@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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