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He cheated to get her, he’ll cheat to get the next one.
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Submitted 10 months ago by airmail@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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loaf@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
airmail@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]Speculater@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And he will be, until the next opportunity presents itself.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
how anyone can be this short-sighted is beyond me
gramie@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Sounds like the position of Mistress is now open.
Acamon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is everyone too distracted by the cringe to be infuriated at the punctuation? Wtf is happening with those quotation marks?
TomAwsm@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I read it 3 times trying to figure out where the quote was supposed to be before I gave up and came to the comments.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Welcome to the 1950s. They used quotes to make it clear it was the pictured character saying that. They also standardized using quotes to identify the motto on businesses and trucks. The SomeECards meme format is a caricature of that.
Bill’s Burgers “We serve pleasure”
Jack’s towing “Reliable hookers”
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream that puts a smile on your wife’s face”
Acamon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The use of a pretend quote is one thing, but what is the middle quotation mark doing?
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream” that puts a smile on your wife’s face"
seven_phone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
At some point every person who enters a relationship in this way realises that they have generated absolute proof that their committed partner is utterly open to infidelity to the point of separation.
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 10 months ago
Until he finds a new mistress
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Accounting he only had one on the go at a time.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“They all called ME the spectre of death, but…”
squid_slime@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Besides the “meme” being cringe inducing garbage at a similar level to ‘live, laugh, love’. Just seems like copium or self aggrandising.
airmail@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]squid_slime@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Your sister sounds immature. Might help if she did therapy or even a self help book.
Soup@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wow, I knew she wouldn’t be the brains of any operation but I didn’t think I’d be siding with the cheating douchefuck so completely. Like, she’s really got those premium blinders on to think all that, damn. Unless he had said he’d leave it all but at that point I don’t believe either of them enough to make any judgement or assumption.
Fades@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fucking pathetic
callouscomic@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Are people not allowed to have a huge fight until after 1 year in the relationship?
Fights happen. A relationship that never fights is unrealistic and a problem. This insinuates to others that fighting in the first year is bad or wrong, and that’s just not necessarily true.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Most home wreckers are self aggrandizing hypocritical narcissists, so… yeah.
Artyom@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Pretty sure memes like that are always intended to be taken as satire. They used to be a quite popular format.
huginn@feddit.it 10 months ago
I mean it doesn’t seem like his sister thinks it’s satire. Poes law etc
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 10 months ago
People say this phrase as a form of copium as well.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What possesses people to use a word as dumb as “copium”?
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When a man marries his mistress he creates a job opening.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why are there three instances of " ?? Where is the fourth one? Make it make sense.
adam_y@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is a precise punctuation zone.
We only allow the use of a single “?” here.
Please correct before continuing on your way, sir.
four@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
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Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
He was searching it too and found a woman
Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 months ago
What a very specific “meme”.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Some people here don’t really understand memes
FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
jonathan@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners
ilega_dh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Your partner is lucky to have you
FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
forrgott@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
HiLaRiOuS
AngryRobot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wow, your sister is a real homewrecking piece of shit. She also doesn’t understand that if he’ll cheat on his ex with you, he’ll cheat on you with someone new.
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lessons will be learned here
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 months ago
So you’re an optimist then.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
No, they won’t.
Jrockwar@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Lessons will be available at least, even if nobody decides to take away anything from them.
Fades@lemmy.world 10 months ago
doubt
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ugh, this entire concept makes me want to wash my eyeballs, both the cheating, the homewrecking, the justifying it after the fact, and the gloating too.
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And let’s face it, she’s no longer the mistress because there’s a new one
Fades@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What horrible people. Cheaters deserve the worst in this world, fucking traitors.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
What’s infuriating about this? It seems to be related to her situation
BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Keep us updated 😄
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Yikers, this will go well
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 months ago
He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.
airmail@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AtariDump@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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