Might as well tell them yes. Some act like crabs in a bucket.
Crabs
Submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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einlander@lemmy.world 3 months ago
zib@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We a little confused, but we got the spirit.
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Nature abhors a vacuum but it fucking loves a crab
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I think this Tweet is referring to carcinisation, if any of the nerds reading this don’t know what that is
voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I hate that I knew of this beforehand.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I love that you did
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Fermi paradox solved once and for all
socsa@piefed.social 3 months ago
We are not delicious
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve heard that butt meat is pretty good. I’d definitely try human if it was ethically sourced with consent. I do think I would gag or possibly even vomit though. But it’s about the experience.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Thanks for sharing with the group.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 months ago
divad@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Crabs are people! Legit or Quit!
PostProcess@lemmy.world 3 months ago
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
Maalus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
Wogi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’
‘no crabs??’
‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’
“We’ve got some crabs…”
‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 months ago
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Babe wait, I can change!”
jrs100000@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.