Crabs

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• PostProcess@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      "goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’

      ‘no crabs??’

      ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’

      “We’ve got some crabs…”

      ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Babe wait, I can change!”

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  • jrs100000@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Might as well tell them yes. Some act like crabs in a bucket.

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  • zib@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We a little confused, but we got the spirit.

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• whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nature abhors a vacuum but it fucking loves a crab

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My dog abhors the vacuum too.

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What’s your dog’s opinion on crab?

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• AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think this Tweet is referring to carcinisation, if any of the nerds reading this don’t know what that is

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hate that I knew of this beforehand.

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love that you did

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fermi paradox solved once and for all

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• vk6flab@lemmy.radio ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who’s asking?

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  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do I answer? Yes I do!

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We are not delicious

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  • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve heard that butt meat is pretty good. I’d definitely try human if it was ethically sourced with consent. I do think I would gag or possibly even vomit though. But it’s about the experience.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for sharing with the group.

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    • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Username checks out

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a Matter of Time

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• divad@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Crabs are people! Legit or Quit!

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