Praise Premlak!
Submitted 4 months ago by ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 months ago
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 months ago
No no no please
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Thank you Premlak
sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Praise Premlak that we may be dry.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And in the dryness find peace.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
All praise Premlak!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
So wait … what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
All praise Premlak, for they are eternal! 🙏
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Nothing is everlasting
samus12345@lemm.ee 4 months ago
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hexarei@programming.dev 3 months ago
What a terrible day to have eyes
AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And in your dryness he finds comfort.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
All praise Premlak!
NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 4 months ago
Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away
bratorange@feddit.org 3 months ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Some wtf material right here.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sounds like the most I use the better he feels then.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 months ago
FREE Premlak! Just because this is the only life he has ever known doesn’t mean he is living his best life! An injustice done on an innocent even if he doesn’t recognize the injustice is an injustice nonetheless, we are the ones responsible and our civilization’s soul is what is on the line, normalizing this behavior creates an environment of injustice for all of us! If we derive our pleasure from what is offset from the average of our lives then his life must truly be horrendous for such an abhorrent act to be taken as pleasure, we must infer that the mere existence of such a being is derived from a society so despotic that it can breed an entire population of suffering for a trivial matter this is unacceptable!
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
!twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
I am envious
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I feel like there should be a meat Canyon video version of this
WILSOOON@programming.dev 3 months ago
Thank you premlak
4oreman@lemy.lol 4 months ago
is this true?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why else do you think the dispensers scream so loud?
4oreman@lemy.lol 3 months ago
ah, that makes sense now.
MrTHXcertified@programming.dev 4 months ago
All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ALL HAIL
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.
Today they are well loved indeed.
Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
A Christmas miracle
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I know Premlak understands