Praise Premlak!

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.

  Today they are well loved indeed.

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  • Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A Christmas miracle

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I know Premlak understands

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Original

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  Art by Cal Kearns

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No no no please

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• TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thank you Premlak

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Praise Premlak that we may be dry.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And in the dryness find peace.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All praise Premlak!

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So wait … what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All praise Premlak, for they are eternal! 🙏

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  • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nothing is everlasting

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Let the place know they need another Premlak.

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• 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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• Hexarei@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to have eyes

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• AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And in your dryness he finds comfort.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All praise Premlak!

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• NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

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• bratorange@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to have eyes.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Some wtf material right here.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sounds like the most I use the better he feels then.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  FREE Premlak! Just because this is the only life he has ever known doesn’t mean he is living his best life! An injustice done on an innocent even if he doesn’t recognize the injustice is an injustice nonetheless, we are the ones responsible and our civilization’s soul is what is on the line, normalizing this behavior creates an environment of injustice for all of us! If we derive our pleasure from what is offset from the average of our lives then his life must truly be horrendous for such an abhorrent act to be taken as pleasure, we must infer that the mere existence of such a being is derived from a society so despotic that it can breed an entire population of suffering for a trivial matter this is unacceptable!

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  !twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works

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• Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am envious

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• Ulvain@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like there should be a meat Canyon video version of this

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• WILSOOON@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thank you premlak

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  is this true?

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why else do you think the dispensers scream so loud?

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    • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ah, that makes sense now.

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• MrTHXcertified@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ALL HAIL

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