Everything on the internet is true
- Abraham Lincoln
He really said this, look it up!
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fartographer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.
- Abraham Lincoln
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.
Twakyr@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“Communism is when there’s an all-female Ghostbusters reboot” - Carl Marks
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I thought that was feminism?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tits are now woke guys
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
flamingos@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Glad to know that playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG is praxis.
OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
It exists! That's the actual name of the game! I am.. uhm.. what's the opposite of 'terribly disappointed'??
Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
graciously surprised?
juliebean@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
how is it? i played it years back when it was a my little pony fan game but haven’t picked it up since it got the full release.
flamingos@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I haven’t actually played it, it’s on my wishlist.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
my copy of das kapital says bisexual women
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You got a misprint
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i’ll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired
Juice@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Guess who explicitly said he wasn’t a Marxist?
Karl Marx
Juice@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Being a Marxist means dealing with actual material conditions, and recentering the human subject, thoughts and experiences, within a material analysis. The materialism that came before, and persists to this day is a kind of analysis that divides everything into categories, hides systematic relations, and hides the human spirit from scientific progress. Marx identified these problems in Theses of Feuerbach in 1844, and spent the rest of his life developing solutions, which went on to found whole social scientific disciplines, and inspire revolutionary change.
Marxism is a revolutionary worldview which centers the human experience as objective. If you think you’re a free thinker, but hasn’t studied Marx in an intentional and practical way, then you’re not. You are defaulting ideological methods that affirm the ruling ideology.
The reason I’m a Marxist is because I want to help get people from that default stage to the next stage, which is Marxism. After that, then maybe we can surpass Marx, and in some ways many Marxists have. But its very difficult to achieve without Marx. In fact someone with less education would probably be more suited to move bast dualist rationalism than virtually any academic. But within Marxism ideas don’t matter until they are put into practice in order to prove themselves in the real world, not just old books. The philosophers have only interpreted the world, the point is to change it
cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
10/10 full Marx.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of all the cool stuff American men enjoy, like beer, hot chicks, football, comedy that’s actually funny, guns, and Harleys.
– The Communist Manifesto, Chapter 2
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fine fuck I’ll go read Karl Marx, you got me.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ging@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Engels was the OG wokester
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I fucking knew it
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I know it’s fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most “progressive” part of the world which for him was the west
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The best thing about that is that “the west” is such a nonsensical designation for a location on a globe.
Corn@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Kind of, but his later works indicate he had developed a slightly less linear understanding.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I hope the Indians whom he told to abolish their culture can appreciate that
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Is it still a genocide if you turn them all into trans girl gamer lesbians? I would like to sign up for that future.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love lemmyshitpost because people feel comfortable expressing their id here.
JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I am pretty sure these are called neo-Marksists as per the greatest philosopher of our times, Jordan Peterson.
MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Don’t believe everything you see online”
-Albert Einstein
Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:
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Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
corleone_massacred_boy.jpg
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Can any Germans confirm?
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
"Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern."
One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.