He really said this, look it up!

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• PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fine fuck I’ll go read Karl Marx, you got me.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.

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  • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      corleone_massacred_boy.jpg

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  • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can any Germans confirm?

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    • belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      "Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern."

      • Karl Marx

      One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everything on the internet is true

  - Abraham Lincoln

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.

      - Abraham Lincoln

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.

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• Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know it’s fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most “progressive” part of the world which for him was the west

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.

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• LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Communism is when there’s an all-female Ghostbusters reboot” - Carl Marks

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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought that was feminism?

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  my copy of das kapital says bisexual women

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You got a misprint

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i’ll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired

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• Juice@midwest.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess who explicitly said he wasn’t a Marxist?

    Karl Marx

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• Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tits are now woke guys

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• flamingos@feddit.uk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Glad to know that playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG is praxis.

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  • juliebean@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    how is it? i played it years back when it was a my little pony fan game but haven’t picked it up since it got the full release.

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  • OfCourseNot@fedia.io ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It exists! That's the actual name of the game! I am.. uhm.. what's the opposite of 'terribly disappointed'??

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    • Vuraniute@thelemmy.club ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      graciously surprised?

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  10/10 full Marx.

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• Ging@anarchist.nexus ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Engels was the OG wokester

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I fucking knew it

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• applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is it still a genocide if you turn them all into trans girl gamer lesbians? I would like to sign up for that future.

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• wowwoweowza@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I love lemmyshitpost because people feel comfortable expressing their id here.

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• Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Marxism is diabolical

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ikr

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• MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ImageI don’t believe you!a

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Don’t believe everything you see online”

    -Albert Einstein

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