ZeDoTelhado
@ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world
- Comment on Same day shipping 10 hours ago:
That is called plot armour
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 14 hours ago:
Using team status to know if you are working or not is both rudimentary and unreliable. There are a lot of times the status is just displayed wrong, besides, if stuff is getting done, then that is a sign you are working
- Comment on 4 days ago:
There is a lot to be said when parents say shit like this. Other variations of this are “I had to deal with you when you were younger to be able to sleep”, or, “I gave everything I could to raise you!!” (Usually this one is after you disappoint them).
I am a parent now (very recently but still), and I can already tell my parents were full of shit when they said stuff like this. Listen up fuckers, if you have kid(s), it is YOUR job to give them the best chances in life by default. You do anything less because you don’t feel like it (and we are not talking about life difficulties and circumstances, which is a whole different thing), it is YOUR fault. Is that simple
- Comment on When you get hurt in America and someone tries to call you an ambulance 4 days ago:
That sounds like purgatory
- Comment on The one weird thing about cats is that "murder mode" isn't the photo on the left, but the one on the right. 2 weeks ago:
On the left: when I arrive home from work. On the right: when I see my gf’s boobies after a long day.
- Comment on I don't even remember his name 4 weeks ago:
… What do you mean you keep in contact with people if I have a phone? What a wild concept
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If the only other would be my mom and no one else I would accept the “everyone thinks that you’re cute” part. Otherwise I would politely, but firmly, say to the people to go to the optician, because for sure they would wrong AF.
- Comment on well well whewellite 1 month ago:
not enough minerals
- Comment on £1 Memes 1 month ago:
The nan one was fire ngl
- Comment on Steam refund 2 months ago:
Until the refund fees become too much to be supported (and it will be because I don’t see more payment processors going by, if anything,we have less and less because reasons), that is basically the stance on this subject yes
- Comment on No excuses 2 months ago:
Just one question: why is f*uck censored the way it is? Are we allowed to say fuck but not fiuck? Or fuuck? Great post nonetheless
- Comment on An intelligence of pure malevolence. 2 months ago:
Oh, you need to print a form before going to the airport because of some outdated entry requirement? Sure, I will jam the paper 3 times, ask for a magenta cartridge after failing printing, even if you are printing black only, and then i will ask to sacrifice your first born when you are getting desperate to print and leave!
- Comment on It’s still halal though 3 months ago:
Can something be halal and haram at the same time?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I am one of those “psychos” that actually like hot tea in the middle of summer. Don’t ask me how, I just find it enjoyable (usually indoors, outdoors I prefer cold stuff in the summer)
- Comment on Different lives 3 months ago:
A lot of crying in the car and gooning. Are those 2 related?
- Comment on Cracked Out Wall Kitten returns, for a brief moment. 3 months ago:
I think is a collective stroke
- Comment on Haha yes society is great 3 months ago:
You may be half joking, but I’ve discussed this many times with my partner. Society, by today’s definition, do not reward at all having kids. However, for a society to keep going you **need ** children, so wtf is supposed to happen? No children, society just grows old at at some point you have a massive decline in the younger brackets? And then is just old folks yelling at clouds? Also, anothet detail, the mono parental lifestyle we have nowadays is actually quite recent. And I do think is very much impossible to have the expected amount of children on such system
- Comment on Ffffff 3 months ago:
Somehow, I can hear this gif
- Comment on How we are brought into this world 4 months ago:
- Comment on Sometimes my YouTube feed creates something akin to poetry... 4 months ago:
Shop now all the nukes? How? Asking for a friend
- Comment on pls? 4 months ago:
No kidding. At some point I was doing a project for Germans in a b2b company, and I was told “yeah you know, we also have to account that people will receive offers via fax”. I was stunned. Fax? In 2025?? And not the Llkind you deliver in the toilet??? Holy.
- Comment on Life meta 5 months ago:
And where does the gold start goes into? Thats right, it goes into the square hole!
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 6 months ago:
Unfortunately yes. I used to play many years ago, loved (and still love) the game format. But after the release of modern masters at the price they did, I knew things would never get better. Wizards and Hasbro are in on the card evaluation market. They could, at ANY time, squash it. They decided to foster it
- Comment on Attitudes 6 months ago:
If I am not here for recreational drugs, I am here for the pay check What else you want from me then??
- Comment on He really made things worse smh my head 7 months ago:
Shake my head my head
- Comment on Why are you sad? 7 months ago:
I am sad because unlike this cat, I can’t lick my nose
- Comment on Ooops 8 months ago:
Wtf is up with these shark teeth? Is this actually a thing?
- Comment on Tabletop convection oven 8 months ago:
Can we agree air fryer is just a rebranding of convection oven? Also, it is useful (specifically for smaller kitchens)
- Comment on Altered World Event 8 months ago:
Every time I remember about this game I remember this in specific www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAYDNGlcVxQ
