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Is this sufficiently advanced technology?

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨diemartin@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, but the wifi chips do. Even radio engineers who designed them will tell you they just tamed the elves, they don’t really understand how radio engineering works.

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Normally I laugh at these as they have some merit, but fuck this one. The right end of the curve isn’t some Jedi understanding of things, it’s tech bros that think AI is alive and they want to enslave us.

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    • apparia@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I interpreted it as about like, microprocessor design and nanometer scale electronics and shit.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, but also as a programmer, sufficiently complex code bases might as well be magical with all of the interactions between edge cases causing some fucky behavior.

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      • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nah man. I’ve been a programmer and it’s very much doing exactly what you told it to. The issue is you (general you) did not do a good job of telling it what to do. It’s like speaking to a five year old realizing the instructions you give it are going to be literally executed, loopholes and all.

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  • Sludgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Be sure to leave bags of Kuai Kuai out for the magic elves.

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Computers have daemons inside.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ok, but what with the magnetic flux?

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      • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        i think it just means that once you optimize the hardware close to what physics allows, you have to consider all kinds of strange phenomena appearing. like, quantum physics, electrons tunneling around, the internal resistance value of the wire antenna, etc.

        it’s not just “logic gates”, by far not.

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      • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        It would be better with a charge-carrier diffusion diagram, but your computer is also full of very strong magnetic fluxes, changing all the time and interacting with each other.

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Otherwise known as “programmers.”

    Seriously though we tricked metal into thinking with runes and lightning. That is magic.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      well actually silicon is a semi-conductor. not entirely a metal.

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ok, we tricked stone into actually-not-thinking.

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  • Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t forget about “race conditions”!

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s called the Machine Spirit.

    Praise the Omnissiah!

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Computers have voodoo goblins inside them with the personalities of extremely malevolent genies.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      👾WAGA LAKA BOODONGI NI CROPO NALINGKI👾

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  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought they had angry pixies inside?

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