This happens frequently but we all ignore it

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• salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sorry Mickey, this one’s a dud. All my fingers are smaller than the average dick, but the average dick can only dream of the results my fingers get.

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  • alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also, toys. You can choose what size you prefer. This works in both same and different sex partnerships. Toys (in conjunction with an observant partner) are awesome. I’ve yet to meet a woman who was uncomfortable with us using toys together but have, unfortunately, encountered men who feel inadequate if toys are involved.

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    • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We tried a vibrating ring once, and that was a bust. All I remember is how good it felt when we took it off and just went bare. And excuse me, I need to go find my wife for something.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    as my grandfather used to say, “if a finger isn’t enough, time to use a fist.”

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it a dud? I thought it was making fun of straight men and our insecurities

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not funny.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    idk it’s pretty fucking funny for a shitpost.

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• minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What do lesbians get insecure and jealous over? I don’t believe, nothing.

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  • fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ex-boyfriends.

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Having hung out with a bunch on Capitol Hill in Seattle it was mostly cheating. Anecdotally, it was way worse than straight couples. It seemed like all of them had been together, broken up, and then gotten back together with each other. A lot of resentment and jealousy.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Title gore.

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