I just dont seem to ever learn

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You need a cup with an expandable section, sort of like luggage has

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  • Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or maybe I just need to start drinking straight from the jug.

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    • Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That could work too, spare yourself washing mugs

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• cloudless@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kitchen paper.

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• starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Blow!

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• Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wick it. Carefully touch the corner of a paper towel to the coffee, and let the coffee draw up into the paper towel. Repeat until the coffee is low enough for you to have a good chance at passing an agility check.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Let it there for 5 min. Then slurp it. Then move it.

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  • melroy@kbin.melroy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is the way. Also if its too hot, that means your coffee is over 80 degrees Celsius. Which is not good

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You sip from the edge, duh. I figured this out in grade school, jeez.

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• uhmbah@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Clearly, just put the yeti top on.

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pour some into the nearby sink.

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  • Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t waste good coffee.

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• chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Move your coffee machine to your desk so you can make and pour coffee without having to move the mug!

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  • Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I live in a small granny cottage and “my desk” means the kitchen table 2.5 meters away. I technically could move it to my desk and it would still remain in the kitchen.

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    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sounds very cozy! I suppose you could also simply carry the carafe to your coffee mug and pour it there, as though you were working at a diner with you as your favourite customer!

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    • talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A very long straw!

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• CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s a scene at the beginning of Friendship that seems made for you.

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d probably nurse it a little until it was safe enough to transport. Although youd have to wait for it to cool first.

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  • Mesophar@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When this happens to me, I sip it right then and there, burning my lips as punishment for letting it get to that point. I no longer have lips, but now it rarely gets to that point for me anymore.

    Mostly /s but coffee is usually not so hot that I can’t take a few sips of shame to get it to a more manageable level.

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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve tweaked my coffee machine (okay, a simple Senseo) so it always gives exactly the right amount so something like this won’t happen every.

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  • Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When I make coffee just for myself, I always measure out the same amount of water and this never happens. But my SO is slightly less autistic about it than I am and makes inconsistent amounts when brewing for the two of us - and I just can’t stand the thought of pouring even a drop of coffee down the drain. So, I spill it on the table and floor instead.

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