Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

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• qevlarr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not awful but amazing: Willem Dafoe

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ina ility to follow instructions.

    #FAIL

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• Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  hulk hogan

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  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gone too late 🥀

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• Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Will Ferrell.

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  • LOLseas@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?

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    • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.

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• WraithGear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Neil Breen… remember, eyes on Breen

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• pachrist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.

  James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he’d take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.

  So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.

  Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That last line, lmfao

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• IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kal El no

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mayim Bialik

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• HalifaxJones@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Elon Musk

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• kyub@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The “Borat” actor (forgot the name)

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sacha Baron Cohen. If he played Borat playing Bond, yes, that would be hilariously bad.

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• CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesse Eisenberg.

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• pezhore@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why not Sly? I mean, the closed captioning budget would have to be huge to let people know what he’s saying, but it could be funny.

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• bananaslug4@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Leslie Jones

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  • Salvo@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Leslie Bibb

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• TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yee

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kevin Sorbo

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• Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you’re dead

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  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d watch a “weekend at Bernie’s” Bond flick starring the dessicated corpse of Marlon Brando. However bad it is, I’ve seen worse.

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• Vupware@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Timothee Chalamet.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Moosa Mostafa. Don’t know this guy? In ‘Wednesday’, he plays the beekeeper student.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah a “straight to VHS and DVD” Bond Jr. xD

    I’m pretty sure after Wednesday left the Beekeeper’s shed, that Uncle Fester ate the hibernating bees

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    • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We are just bingewatching the first season before the second comes in, and when I saw the question, I knew the one true answer.

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• rottingleaf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Elijah Wood?..

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Elijah Could but would Elijah Wood?

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• Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clint Howard.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nope I want to see this.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone got a shovel, we’re about to bring a career back to life!

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Neal McDonough.

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• Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hm… Jonah Hill.

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Andy Dick.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick’s head into a bar.

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• mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Liam Neeson

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• TemplailloAhi@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Steve BuscemiKit Harington.

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Joe Biden?

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• Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jack Quaid

  That Guy is everywhere.

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• null@lemmy.nullspace.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is this, the Headgum Podcast?

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lindsay Lohan

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would watch this.

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Leslie Jones would be a disaster

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Matt Lucas.

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