Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

• CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, talk to ME about sluts

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard of sluts from podcasts?

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• apex32@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bobby Hill is a little worried about being a slut.

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What about em? I got em all

  Got the brand new 2027 f-600 slut 4x4 king cab space in the back for them big loads. Top of the line suspension for a smooth ride no matter the terrain.

  The sluts I have at my lot are one of a kind. No credit? No problem. Trade in your old slut for the pimp daddy discount.

  (Salamanderwizard’s slut lust lot is no responsible for any STD or STI, injury, maiming, death that may occur. We are not responsible for any lose of finical or other wise from said sluts using you and swindling everything from you.)

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    hey what’s your policy on tradeins, i got this lot lizard here what got run over by 15 wheels of an 18 wheeler

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know this lady from comedy bang bang, she likes dudes with big big trucks and tiny tiny dicks

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hi, I’m calling about your slut warranty…

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  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s 12 pm. Do you know where your slut is?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fucking love you. Thank you for making laugh today. It has been hard this month.

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