Midley Plainwest - “Slytherin” the sorting hat said with a drawl.
We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.
Submitted 1 month ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Write that down! Write that down!!
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shawn White
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wright Devil
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Gaylord Perriwinkle.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pasty McBeergut
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
François LaGrenouille
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Honkey McRoundeye
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Methany Peckerwood
58008@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Potatrick Tuberman
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Turk Kebabman
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cletus Luxlunae. He’d specialize in spirits. And he’d hate TERFs because they ain’t minding their own fucking business.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Probably Unga Boonga
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Frenchy McPistols
Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
There wouldn’t be a dick joke. You’d be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you’d be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness. Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she’s willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, why do the brits equate fat with evil so damn much?
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
I’m your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain’t half bad 😎
swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
cracker bongcloud
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jose Frijoles Sanchez Salazar
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Mudbob Laqueefastien
He’d be a whiny, feminine nerd who’s a shitty rapper
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mayo von Nnaise
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 1 month ago
Cowram Swamy
Betinem@feddit.org 1 month ago
Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Gord Hockeyson
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Nonya Business
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jacob Kowalski who sells pączki… hang on a minute!
fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Asian Invasion.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Spickus spokus
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Inni The Beginnging
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Constant-Guin Poutine-Tremblay
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Grungeathan Dampflannel
Meron35@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nia Nubia
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Killum Ruski these days it would seem.
rbos@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Fun game. Hmm. Hans Van der Windmill.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
sorry but that has to be Win der Mill
rbos@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are two things in the world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.
Billy the who now?
rbos@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It’s more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.
The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See “going Dutch” “Dutch courage” “Dutch treat” “Dutch uncle”. :)