Not gonna be a great day
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
Submitted 1 month ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Rooster326@programming.dev 1 month ago
I mean he didn’t have to go all blood in the helmety
He just wanted to
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I could’ve sworn there was a scene when he puts on his helmet and it’s got spikes on the inside but I can only find the one where he fills the helmet with blood before putting it on.
khanh@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
osu!.. so i become an anime girl? fuck yeah
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 month ago
X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Life expectancy of a Russian soldier in Ukraine.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought the same, but then the main character in X-Com games is the ‘commander’. I’m still chugging along and dunno if he has any unpleasant fate himself, no spoilers please.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t worry; I don’t know any spoilers. I’m playing the 1995 DOS game from Microprose, and I didn’t come across a commander yet. All characters are soldiers, and 80% of them are cannon fodder that locates the aliens, which then I snipe with my few trained survivors from the distance.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Eve online.. I’m an effectively immortal capsuleer, so I got that going for me
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 month ago
spreadsheet hell!
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Universe full of space ships and wormholes, FTL travel and I’ll be stuck in station, doing those speadsheets
llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Eyyyyy same, time to get space rich forever
MajesticTechie@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Red Dead Redemption 2. God damn it.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 month ago
make sure to shoot that fucking Micah in his head and tell Dutch to FUCK RIGHT OFF
doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Me too, guess we’ll catch TB huh? But there’s also nice scenery and maybe we’re even going to Tahiti! If we have a little faith, that is.
sudochown@programming.dev 1 month ago
Disco Elysium. Pretty fucked
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Disco Elysium: I’m hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don’t remember anything from last night. I’m doing fine.
llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But did you honor yourself?
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cyberpunk 2077. V is sooooo fucked holy shit.
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You get to hang out with Keanu tho…
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s pretty cool I guess but he did try to kill V and is still taking over their brain lol
Also I’d get to be a woman (female V is superior) and that was genuinely euphoric to me so my egg may be cracking
Sad about the death part, but hey, tits. Pretty cool. I can get down with that.
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I’ve been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I’m invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh yea!
epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Animal crossing, fuck yeah!
jxk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Does Chess count?
I’m a Queen now
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Raw lichess data shows that 13% of their games involve a pawn promotion too. Maybe the main character is a pawn who gets promoted, and that’s the plot of the game.
Vandalismo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is no bad side of being the Dragonborn
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m a Tenno, good luck everybody else!
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
do you like to hurt people intensifies
M137@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is a weird and fun coincidence!
It was my birthday yesterday and one of the two devs of hotline miami and his brother took me out to the bars, many hours and beers in we talked about how fucked we’d be if we got transported to that universe. And now this thread pops up with your comment and remember that discussion which I had forgotten in the mist of the night till now.Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Damn, what a crazy coincidence. Also that’s pretty awesome that you know one of the devs, and happy birthday too!
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The last game I played was “Timberborn”, and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be “Look Outside”. In which case I’m probably fucked.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh man I love timberborn and much rather be a beever then a seraph in fucking vintage story.
Rust horrors beyond human comprehension are far worse then rust water.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, great. I’m a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.
skribe@piefed.social 1 month ago
Completely fucked. I’m the sole survivor of a crash and stuck on 4546B.
omega_x3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Balatro for me so bankrupt
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.
YexingTudou@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I mean, if you don’t id as a woman then there’s no reverse about it, that’s just going to be gender dysphoria lol
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s true.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Just go to the barber and get a free sex change.
oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The factory must grow.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Timberborn, so I am a busy beaver.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
xtools@programming.dev 1 month ago
disco elysium - i guess i’m an ageing alcoholic cop now
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Or you get to be Kuno. And Kuno don’t give a fuck.
Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
minecraft, so meh? could be better could be worsem
dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Minecraft would be quite scary if you actually died when you died.
Supercrunchy@programming.dev 1 month ago
Luckily I have been playing a skyblock peaceful pack (Star technology) so I would be doing quite well.
Though before this I tried a bit Gregtech GTNH, and I would have been super-duper fucked. I was scared of the infernal monsters while playing the game, I can’t imagine how it would feel being actually in the game myself.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
So hardmode?
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Unreal tournament.
Fucked, and it’ll be over in seconds (painfully)
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Instajib
treesquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait, like OG UT, against humans? That shit was the best. Nali Cow forever
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Nah, bots, offline.
I have found some punishingly creative bots with the ferbotz mutator, howw
ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ramza from FFT power leveled to 99 with the Summoner job maxed. I just finished the power leveling last night.
Yup. I’m good with that.
ieGod@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Remaster? Is the Zeklaus desert level down trap still around? I used to exploit that for min/maxing levels so hard.
ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, Original from the PS1. I’m playing an archipelago right now (which is a blast if you’ve never done one before). The archipelago only supports the OG FFT, not even the WotL version. So I actually have Ramza, Agrias, Mustadio, Orlandu, and Cloud in my party.
Normally for power leveling I would just isolate an enemy in a fight, make sure everyone has the xp boost skill and the squire job skills equipped, then just use accumulate.
But this time, since I had special characters in my party, only Ramza could have his squire skills. Everyone else couldn’t get Squire and their Squire replacement didn’t have a 100% hit skill that could be used indefinitely like accumulate so I had to improvise.
I gave everyone thief with steal gil. I then surrounded an archer so we were inside their range and therefore they couldn’t attack. Then just stole gil constantly while Ramza used his squire job to level himself up. Min/Maxed this setup by having Orlandu have the Knight job skills and lowered the enemy speed as low as it would go. Then I had Ramza alternate between Yell to increase the speed of a party member and Scream to increase his own speed along with some other stats. I was getting through about 7 or 8 full rotations of my characters for every 1 action the enemy could take, which was nothing because, again, I was inside his bow range.
I was laughing because, in universe, you have this one dude who can’t attack being bullied by four people CONSTANTLY stealing gil from him after breaking his knees while the fifth guy is just in the background yelling words of encouragement to the other four and occasionally psyching himself up with, what I have to imagine is a Shonen-esque hype yell. Oh man I love it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just finished the power leveling last night.
Huge mistake. Now all you have left to do is martyr yourself for the benefit of your nefarious ex-best friend’s political ambitions.
ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Ascent. I am now an indentured servant sanitation worker with a poor sense of self-preservation, but just so happens to be really good with a gun. Oh, and the arcology that is my home has been thrown into complete pandemonium because the head Corpo AGI shit the bed.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fields of Mistria, so a quaint town where I’ve got a shot with a witch. Hell yeah
muzzle@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Portal…
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 month ago
There will be cake at the end. Very nice indeed!
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 month ago
No Man’s Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.
Ashiette@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Casually traveling alone
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 month ago
Nah. Got Krovax, Gek, and Vy’keen all around me.