There’s a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn’t carry any more because it was “legge day” and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would “keep him alive forever”.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
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agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Skyrim.
Oh yeah, the world is going to fear my stealth archery powers.
ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
funny, i will punch dragons in the nose. just because i like to break the game in non archery ways
mr_satan@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Doom Eternal. On the one hand it’s literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I’d say my chances are quite fair to say the least.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You actually can’t die, you just come back from purgatory.
SuperApples@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can hold my breath for ten minutes!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I heard you are selling some fine leather jackets.
SuperApples@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I heard you fight like a dairy farmer.
DacoTaco@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah shit! I can only hold it for 8 because of old age D:
Still, guybrush treepwood babyyyy. I can live with that!
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Slay the Spire. Gonna totally die trying to force a claw build.
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Claw is Law
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
Been playing Suzerain as a socialist President.. it has been so nice and has genuinely brought a smile to my face reading some of the in game news articles of my choices.
Tap for spoiler
The Radical is not as radical as I thought in the beginning of the game. It’s like if Jeff Bezos bought the NYT in the in-game world. I rolled my eyes so hard after they had been agreeing with me the few hours I had in it, before that article that disagreed with my decision made me wonder who was running it!
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image of a young anime girl, Recette from the game Recettear
On one side I become a young girl with a large debt to pay or I’ll be homeless if I don’t pay each week.
On the other side I can pay the mortgage in just one month reselling stuff, sometimes at 200% of the base price.
Capitalism, Ho!
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I was playing jackbox games with friends.
So…I’m Cookie the announcer now?
tio_bira@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Well, Vegas wait for me, 'cause the fucking mailman with brain damage and a apple watch who can fucking pause time is comming to clean up ypu fucking cassinos…
GloriousGasHole@piefed.social 1 month ago
The Witcher 3 for me. Being Garalt doesn’t seem so bad, but I’m going to have a lot more scars than normal. Fucking witches and killing monsters sounds like a good life.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are no main characters in Rimworld, but I am now very, very worry for my organs. The only grace is, I play my colonies as nicely to everyone is possible, so I just hope I’m one of those nice successful ones, that is friendly to everyone, and is swimming in silver selling beer, lavish meals, and drugs to everyone around. And not one of the hundreds died of a mad squirrel scratch in the first quadrum
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Helldivers II.
Im Helldivers II levels of fucked.
DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Megaman Zero, so I’m awesome, but fucked.
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Elden Ring… Idk if i could force myself to eat a raw dragon heart but without dragon communion spells, I know I’ll die much more frequently
chocrates@piefed.world 1 month ago
Bg3. Guess I have brain worms, which is on brand
n4ch1sm0@piefed.social 1 month ago
Death’s Door. A cute game with beautiful, but somber and hostile, environments. I’m probably fucked.
EonNShadow@pawb.social 1 month ago
But you get to be a crow
Worth it tbh
n4ch1sm0@piefed.social 1 month ago
Oh true dat
bryophile@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Escape Room Simulator…
I’d be stuck in escape rooms forever
cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tears of the Kingdom, so if you’ll excuse me I have to go build a wacky contraption.
Geldaran@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Brotato. Ummm, I think I’m in trouble…
zerofk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It might’ve been a specific type of adult game.
I’ll be all right.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Endgame Terraria mage with a mostly cleansed world. I think I’m ok.
Furbag@pawb.social 1 month ago
Haha, I’m playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I’m just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don’t mind.
TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Helldivers. Not sure if fucked or not. I’ll err on the side of fucked.
pet1t@piefed.social 1 month ago
Geralt of Rivia… Could be fun!
i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Winds howling …
OmegaMouse@pawb.social 1 month ago
Batman Arkham Asylum… damn guess I’m getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Raccoin, I’m a furry alchemist.
Cool.
Solely_a_Catt@programming.dev 1 month ago
Madeline from Celeste, guess it’s time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
Palworld, not really sure how fucked i would be, but i did anger a big grassy elephant and got the shit stomped out of me the first time i played it and even with all the knowledge there are so many ways to die on the island, burning, electrocution, freezing or just ripped apart by wolves or blown up by exploding bees…