X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Life expectancy of a Russian soldier in Ukraine.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
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Bruncvik@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Armored Core VI is a FromSoft game. Fortunately, not quite as bad as the Usury Simulator of prior editions. But I’m still ghost-in-a-shell working odd jobs in war zones to afford a new human body. So, I’m thinking I’m pretty deeply fucked.
neonchaos@piefed.social 5 hours ago
Marvel’s Spider-man. Aside from being Peter Parker, I’m kind okay-ish
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Helldivers II.
Im Helldivers II levels of fucked.
moendopi@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
My Elf Witch in DOS2. I’ll take it.
khanh@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
osu!.. so i become an anime girl? fuck yeah
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Elden Ring, I might be in trouble
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED!
KernelTale@programming.dev 3 hours ago
Yesss!!! I was playing dungeons and dragons but with online spread sheets and 2D map. I am now a young cute paladin.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
BotW. I don’t mind being shorter, being tall has done nothing for me except hurt my back.
TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
…Wreckfest?
dragonlover@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
I’m a badass but I’m gonna get cancer in about 15 years
Delphia@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Metro?
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Forza Horizon 6. I’m…absurdly wealthy and have multiple homes and like 260 cars, several of which are worth millions of dollars. Oh and I’m a KICKASS driver who can somehow rewind time when he fucks up.
AND I’M IN JAPAN.
Life is good.
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Helldivers. My lifespan is measured in minutes
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Same, but fear not - we’ll be too high on propaganda and stims to care
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
Factorio engineer. All shall bow before my might, British trains will finally arrive on time and HS2 with be completed overnight. Along with about 30 more high speed railways. Although they will all be carrying the products of industry and weapons. NIMBYs will be exterminated with extreme prejudice by an army of spidertrons.
The grid will be carbon neutral by the end of the week and power will be so plentiful as to be free. ISS will suddenly be dwarfed by an enormous orbiting megafactory.
World peace assured through guaranteed destruction to any resistance.
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Project zomboid with 200% zombie spawn…
Guessing a survival time of approx 10 mins?
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
The engineer from Factorio? I think I’m doing ok
serpineslair@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I’d see it as an upgrade tbh.
EonNShadow@pawb.social 10 hours ago
Being able to punch down trees and carry 36*64(1m^3) worth of solid stone is a pretty good upgrade all things considered
Steve is a beast.
Dookieman12@piefed.social 12 hours ago
Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I’m trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can “escape” and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there’s no reason it couldn’t be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of “peace” and “happiness” between spawns.
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 6 hours ago
Quasimorph. I am absolutely FUUUUUU-UH-CKED.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
Need to play that more
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
That would either be Driller in DRG (pretty fucked) or any of the survivors in L4D2 (also pretty fucked.)
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 hour ago
Well you could just stay aboard the station and drink beer forevery
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 6 hours ago
Genshin Impact, so pretty much as good as I could have gotten - basically-human near-immortal young adult interstellar traveler with superpowers.
I’m just not sure whether I was piloting my fiance’s account or mine last, so I might end up as Lumine instead of Aether… oh, well. Still pretty good.
otacon239@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.
libewa@feddit.org 10 hours ago
You don’t die in Elite. You escape in an escape pod and are recovered by the PFRR. Honestly, it’s a good universe (if you can afford the ship). You have infinite insurance without any reputation repercussions and with an absurdly small copay, can go anywhere you want, and can actually earn money instead of living your entire life doing the same monotonous job. Even smuggling, piracy, assault and attempted murder (Odyssey’s “death” message implies life-endangering injuries) is forgiven by a very short time in jail and a fine. Also tuning your craft is allowed and in part encouraged.
TrapRag@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Schedule 1, I be vibin
AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 4 hours ago
Well I’ll be off to some quality karaoke and then I’ll go fight a tiger
virku@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Noita. I’m either dead almost instantly, or might be lucky and end up as powerful as a god. I usually die within the first 5 minutes, so my hopes are low.
edralzar@feddit.fr 9 hours ago
Noita too!! and personally I would be dead instantly, 100%
virku@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’ve never gotten more than a few steps into hiisi base.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
Satisfactory…
that bitch AI aint going anywhere! I’ll keep that last part until she agrees to take me with her and those alien AI’s
DON’T LEAVE ME WITH THESE FUCKING SPIDERS
Killer57@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
Satisfactory for me as well, only in my playthrough I have arachnids turned off.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
I started a new game recently and didn’t realize that the default settings now put the creatures in passive mode, if you select the easier starting point, until you attack them. AHAHA those fucking spiders, love hating them.
I do like this game. I have already finished once and started a couple different times. This new playthrough, I will create my nuclear power plant in the ocean space. Last time I put it in one of the deep holes (didn’t have to deal with radiation when I got near it) and that worked out well but made it a pain when I had to go into the deepest spots to adjust things
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
So do you just wake up as an engineer? Or do you get the badass build shit with a click gun?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
I’d assume I woke up in the drop pod about to enter the atmosphere… And then I am on my own 🤔
Ibisalt@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Cult of the lamb.
Well I’m a cult leader witch is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?
villainy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I beat The Ascent last night so I’m a cool cyberpunk lady who was just “promoted” to independent contractor. I’m no longer under the thumb of yCorp, I have a deep bank account, and I have a large stockpile of weapons and augs. For living in a cyberpunk dystopia I’m honestly doing pretty great!