RE4, I’m so ducked.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
Submitted 1 month ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anyone playing space Marine 2? On one hand fucking space Marine. On the other hand… Fucking space Marine.
lordziv@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
A CT or terrorist from Counter Strike Source? That does not seem ideal…
CoryCoolguy@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
Feel free to repost this every single day, just like they do at reddit dot com
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuckedtorio
nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
the factory must grow at least we can go to space now
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The emperor is my shield.
Space Hulk. Since Warhammer 40k is grimdark, I’m plenty fucked.
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re also a Terminator so like sure you’re in an enormous shitheap but you arent on the bottom.
glasratz@feddit.org 1 month ago
Papers Please. I think I could do that job better in person. I would be fine, but my memories would bite me in the ass twenty years later.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Rip and tear
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Elden Ring, I might be in trouble
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED!
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
7 Days to Die. Fuck.
Ibisalt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
lol
jrTug_2T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
ESO, so I’m a DPS Templar, now?
clicks tongue Noice. 💁🏿♀️
NABDad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Freeciv. So… Conqueror of the world?
Fear not. I will be a benevolent ruler. Maximum luxuries for all my citizens. I will even let you pretend to have a democracy, much like your current rulers do today.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Monster Hunter World. Assuming I have the physical abilities of a hunter, I’d do alright. If not, then I’m fucked
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I’m the little purple alchemist from Noita and I probably have about 15 minutes before I am torn to bloody giblets by one of my own ill-placed explosives.
RelativePlatypus@piefed.world 1 month ago
Stellar Blade, and I am definitely not mad about it
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
Hornet from Silksong, I think I’m in trouble.
possumlucky@piefed.social 1 month ago
Forza Horizon 6. I guess I’ll just drive around Japan in a Porsche
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Restory. So I’ll be fixing retro electronics and listening to chill music.
subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Fire emblem three houses. So pretty awesome as lady Byleth, depending on the choice i make. But no matter what im a super powered advisor to a world leader witha hit girlfriend (Dorothea).
Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
workers and resources: soviet republic, currently in the year 1927 so i’m stalin rn.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne.
I think being the protag is arguably the best scenario here, assuming I survive the tutorial. The rest of y’all are very fucked, though.
Jomega@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What a coincidence. I was playing SMT V. I guess that means I eventually kick your ass.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think a lot of other games protags get to! Although only on NG+ in some cases.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Well, I could either never die (Starship Simulator), or die before I’m level 12 (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup). I’d hope to be on the ship, lol, exploring
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Wordle? not good. I get to do have 10m of fun every 24 hours.
Wait, that’s not notably different then IRL right now and i get to do nothing for 23+ hours.
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
So I will be a necromancer in Elder Scrolls Online. Coolio, I just got to remember not to resurrect anything near towns, lol
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Happy cake day!
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Thanks! ❤️
Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
X4. Spaaace. I’d be fine-ish.
supermurs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Euro Truck Simulator 2, not sure if I could drive a truck in real life.
digilec@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Project Zomboid.
Oh well… closes curtains, starts ripping up old clothes and turns on TV.Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
On the same boat. How about coop? I can do carpentry.
dani0tb@lemmus.org 1 month ago
My new life goal would be just one directive: “The factory… MUST… GROW!!!1”
CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Casualties Unknown. WHY ME?
CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Wait unless it just means I’ll be an expie. In that case, YES!
toddestan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looks like I’m Zagreus from the game Hades. So probably not too bad off, because while I can still die, I’m also immortal.
Other than Hades himself being rather unpleasant, the House of Hades actually doesn’t seem like a bad place to be, and the no violence rule means it should be relatively safe.
However, there is no escape.