My Elf Witch in DOS2. I’ll take it.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
Submitted 14 hours ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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moendopi@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
skribe@piefed.social 11 hours ago
Completely fucked. I’m the sole survivor of a crash and stuck on 4546B.
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 7 hours ago
Quasimorph. I am absolutely FUUUUUU-UH-CKED.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 7 hours ago
Need to play that more
db2@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
KernelTale@programming.dev 5 hours ago
Yesss!!! I was playing dungeons and dragons but with online spread sheets and 2D map. I am now a young cute paladin.
jrTug_2T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
ESO, so I’m a DPS Templar, now?
clicks tongue Noice. 💁🏿♀️
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Genshin Impact, so pretty much as good as I could have gotten - basically-human near-immortal young adult interstellar traveler with superpowers.
I’m just not sure whether I was piloting my fiance’s account or mine last, so I might end up as Lumine instead of Aether… oh, well. Still pretty good.
TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
…Wreckfest?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Fields of Mistria, so a quaint town where I’ve got a shot with a witch. Hell yeah
TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
dragonlover@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
I’m a badass but I’m gonna get cancer in about 15 years
Delphia@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Metro?
NABDad@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Freeciv. So… Conqueror of the world?
Fear not. I will be a benevolent ruler. Maximum luxuries for all my citizens. I will even let you pretend to have a democracy, much like your current rulers do today.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 13 hours ago
Eve online.. I’m an effectively immortal capsuleer, so I got that going for me
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
spreadsheet hell!
shittydwarf@piefed.ca 13 hours ago
Universe full of space ships and wormholes, FTL travel and I’ll be stuck in station, doing those speadsheets
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Elden Ring… Idk if i could force myself to eat a raw dragon heart but without dragon communion spells, I know I’ll die much more frequently
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
That would either be Driller in DRG (pretty fucked) or any of the survivors in L4D2 (also pretty fucked.)
Zacryon@feddit.org 3 hours ago
Well you could just stay aboard the station and drink beer forevery
MajesticTechie@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
Red Dead Redemption 2. God damn it.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
make sure to shoot that fucking Micah in his head and tell Dutch to FUCK RIGHT OFF
doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
Me too, guess we’ll catch TB huh? But there’s also nice scenery and maybe we’re even going to Tahiti! If we have a little faith, that is.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
M137@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
This is a weird and fun coincidence!
It was my birthday yesterday and one of the two devs of hotline miami and his brother took me out to the bars, many hours and beers in we talked about how fucked we’d be if we got transported to that universe. And now this thread pops up with your comment and remember that discussion which I had forgotten in the mist of the night till now.Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Damn, what a crazy coincidence. Also that’s pretty awesome that you know one of the devs, and happy birthday too!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
do you like to hurt people intensifies
TrapRag@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Schedule 1, I be vibin
AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 6 hours ago
Well I’ll be off to some quality karaoke and then I’ll go fight a tiger
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
7 Days to Die. Fuck.
Ibisalt@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
lol
omega_x3@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Balatro for me so bankrupt
slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Ibisalt@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Cult of the lamb.
Well I’m a cult leader witch is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The Ascent. I am now an indentured servant sanitation worker with a poor sense of self-preservation, but just so happens to be really good with a gun. Oh, and the arcology that is my home has been thrown into complete pandemonium because the head Corpo AGI shit the bed.
Raw_Toast@fedinsfw.app 9 hours ago
Tears of the kingdom. I think I’ve met with a terrible fate.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Could be worse. If you’re attracted to women, you’ll probably have a great time as Link 😉
Plus, when you want some alone time, the sky is yours. Man I wish I lived in TotK Hyrule
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.
YexingTudou@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
I mean, if you don’t id as a woman then there’s no reverse about it, that’s just going to be gender dysphoria lol
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
That’s true.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Just go to the barber and get a free sex change.
jxk@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Does Chess count?
I’m a Queen now
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Raw lichess data shows that 13% of their games involve a pawn promotion too. Maybe the main character is a pawn who gets promoted, and that’s the plot of the game.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’m a Tenno, good luck everybody else!
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Who is the main character of Rhythm Heaven?
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 7 hours ago
Factorio engineer. All shall bow before my might, British trains will finally arrive on time and HS2 with be completed overnight. Along with about 30 more high speed railways. Although they will all be carrying the products of industry and weapons. NIMBYs will be exterminated with extreme prejudice by an army of spidertrons.
The grid will be carbon neutral by the end of the week and power will be so plentiful as to be free. ISS will suddenly be dwarfed by an enormous orbiting megafactory.
World peace assured through guaranteed destruction to any resistance.