That would either be Driller in DRG (pretty fucked) or any of the survivors in L4D2 (also pretty fucked.)
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
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uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Zacryon@feddit.org 4 hours ago
Well you could just stay aboard the station and drink beer forevery
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 minutes ago
Aw man, you guys are my best friends ever, I ever tell ya that?
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The Ascent. I am now an indentured servant sanitation worker with a poor sense of self-preservation, but just so happens to be really good with a gun. Oh, and the arcology that is my home has been thrown into complete pandemonium because the head Corpo AGI shit the bed.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’m a Tenno, good luck everybody else!
jxk@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Does Chess count?
I’m a Queen now
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Raw lichess data shows that 13% of their games involve a pawn promotion too. Maybe the main character is a pawn who gets promoted, and that’s the plot of the game.
Raw_Toast@fedinsfw.app 10 hours ago
Tears of the kingdom. I think I’ve met with a terrible fate.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Could be worse. If you’re attracted to women, you’ll probably have a great time as Link 😉
Plus, when you want some alone time, the sky is yours. Man I wish I lived in TotK Hyrule
AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 6 hours ago
Well I’ll be off to some quality karaoke and then I’ll go fight a tiger
muzzle@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Portal…
Zacryon@feddit.org 4 hours ago
There will be cake at the end. Very nice indeed!
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 12 hours ago
Palworld, not really sure how fucked i would be, but i did anger a big grassy elephant and got the shit stomped out of me the first time i played it and even with all the knowledge there are so many ways to die on the island, burning, electrocution, freezing or just ripped apart by wolves or blown up by exploding bees…
DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Megaman Zero, so I’m awesome, but fucked.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Monster Hunter World. Assuming I have the physical abilities of a hunter, I’d do alright. If not, then I’m fucked
chocrates@piefed.world 11 hours ago
Bg3. Guess I have brain worms, which is on brand
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
I’m the little purple alchemist from Noita and I probably have about 15 minutes before I am torn to bloody giblets by one of my own ill-placed explosives.
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Who is the main character of Rhythm Heaven?
impudentmortal@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Recettear. If it means I can just reset from day one every time I fail, I’m going to be stuck in an infinite loop of capitalism hell. So, I guess it’s a slight improvement over real life.
RelativePlatypus@piefed.world 12 hours ago
Stellar Blade, and I am definitely not mad about it
Edge004@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Mouse: PI for Hire. Oh no
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
The guy from postal 2
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 12 hours ago
Hornet from Silksong, I think I’m in trouble.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
Dicey Dungeon. I’m rather fucked.
Currently have all episodes completed except 5 from the Witch and 3 from the Jester.
Geldaran@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Brotato. Ummm, I think I’m in trouble…
Kuma@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Damn… This will be hell… Repeating the same day over and over until I snap and become the most hurtful person to my most loved ppl. At least the ending is good when it finally ends.
In stars and time
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I… Guess I just became Clementine
jackintosh@feddit.nl 8 hours ago
Who even is the main character in Fortnite? Agent Jones? peely?
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 12 hours ago
Cloud Strife… 7/16 experience I guess.
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
how do you define main character in a hero shooter? is it just the hero that I have the most playtime on the one that I was playing most recently or the most popular in the community
almost1337@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Suddenly, I am John Helldiver. I am dead within 2 minutes of drop.
Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.bryophile@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Escape Room Simulator…
I’d be stuck in escape rooms forever
cattywampas@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Tears of the Kingdom, so if you’ll excuse me I have to go build a wacky contraption.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.
YexingTudou@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
I mean, if you don’t id as a woman then there’s no reverse about it, that’s just going to be gender dysphoria lol
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
That’s true.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Just go to the barber and get a free sex change.