VoteNixon2016

@VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your partner asks where you learned that⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your partner asks where you learned that⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk about laughing, but I’m sure someone is making some noises

• When your partner asks where you learned thatlemmy.blahaj.zone ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unironically what i asked the 2 guys traveling with me to do at Suoi Mo Waterfall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma parasitic microorganism

  No, wait, don’t do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unironically what i asked the 2 guys traveling with me to do at Suoi Mo Waterfall⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If only he could guard me from giardia 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average red state university⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s me. Dump your socialist boyfriend so I can be his rebound relationship

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hi🫶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A screenshot of Gandalf from “The Return of the King” subtitled “authority is not given to you to deny the return of the queen”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAT-CAT-AT-AT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A scene from “Game of Thrones”, where Robert Baratheon greets Catelyn Stark with a friendly hug while saying “Caaaaaaat”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally someone we can get behind!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me a few months and I’ll finally hit a thousand hours in Hearts of Iron

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Science isn't political!"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least Zoidberg means well, RFK Jr. has more in common with the brain slugs or the gas station egg salad sandwiches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Slways Aunny in Filadelphia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of our accounts were 29 days old at one point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So much of the wonder of computers and networks and just… all of it has been abstracted away

  So many people just have phones or tablets as the majority of their computer experience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming y’all aren’t just fucking around, reading the comments here is actually really cool, tangentially interacting with people who have internet stories from well before I was born

  I’m just from the dialup era, and I still feel old online a lot of the time, but then someone here is like “yeah, Berners-Lee invented HTTP just to make a website to mock me”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one more square bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The solution is to take a bite of waffle and then take a drink of syrup like it’s a chaser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The list is realistically so much longer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But Leopold, that kills people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨..?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  anarchists will use it for almost literally anyone

  I mean, yeah? Like the most basic understanding of anarchy is that hierarchy is a bad thing, so it applies to a lot of political philosophies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most other things I can survive without, but I just miss pizza so much

  The only reason I’d ever want to be a billionaire would be to fund vegan cheese research

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just scanning for the bear...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In your defense, there’s a lot of social pressure to go to BYU within the Mormon church, and most high school kids don’t have the experience and knowledge to navigate the official and unofficial propaganda. I just happened to luck out that my parents pushed me not to go to BYU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just scanning for the bear...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense for the school that expels women for being assaulted. As if I needed another reason to hate BYU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t smell them, but I can hear them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, Lanky Kong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be direct!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com

  An oldie but goodie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to talk about video games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I played that so much on PC as a kid. Gotta get it running and see if the muscle memory is still there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Xzibit “yo dawg” meme captioned “yo dawg I herd you like toast so we put toast between your toast so you can eat toast while you eat toast”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  World-renowned chef Gordon Ramsay saying "delicious. Finally, some good fucking food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans are part of the ecosystem.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The issue isn’t population, it’s consumption.

  We don’t need a dozen different plastic tchotchkes delivered to our doorstep the day after we order them. We don’t need 64 GB of RAM for 10,000 steam games we’ll never play in 4k at 60fps. We don’t need to be able to order greasy piles of fast food whenever we want.

  To me, blaming overpopulation for the world’s problems always comes across as saying “I don’t want to change my lifestyle, and if there’s 6 billion fewer people, I won’t have to”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Off the Rails⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tonal Languages have entered the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ska ftw⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re getting a new album sometime totally soon, for real this time, and they still won’t have a bad song

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s worse, m*rdering kittens, or posting things that would offend advertisers?

  And now, for our sponsors:

  A scene from Futurama, showing fireworks above the Washington and Clinton Monuments spelling out “Charleston Chew”