VoteNixon2016

@VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robbed⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Alt text: A screenshot of a tweet and a series of replies; sharkparty (captioning two photos of someone wearing a sleeveless shirt, with heart emojis covering their underarm): “short hair cammy?”; xXCoRnCoLEcTiVeXx: “We censoring armpits now?”; CYBER BABY (boost pinned): “im guessing bc there’s weird ppl on twitter”; xXCoRnCoLlEcTiVeXx: “Yeah me uncensor them”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sleepy fascist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎼 And nuclear winter for everyone 🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It can't be coincidence they're so perfectly placed.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this guy, still believing in the “round earth” theory in the year of our Lord 2026

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when you are about to shit yourself but youre in the middle of your paid union break⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I make a dime, boss makes a buck

  That’s why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a AI update⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actor Giancarlo Esposito adjusting his tie in the “we are not the same” meme, captioned with “You bought a vibrating knife because it allegedly cuts better. I bought a vibrating knife because my kinks might be unhealthy. We are not the same.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New message⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Forget identifying protestors by face, by tattoos, or by gait; we’re identifying them by bulges now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A game changer is in the works 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An advertisement from Taco Bell’s “Fourthmeal” campaign. A large yellow “4” has the words “Fourthmeal” written across it, but “meal” has been changed to “hole”. Beneath it is the caption “The meal between dinner & breakfast.” The top-left corner has the Taco Bell logo and the promise of being open late, and the top-right corner has the website “fourthmeal.com”.

  I thought I was going to have to edit this myself, but it just showed up when I searched for “fourthmeal”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your partner asks where you learned that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your partner asks where you learned that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk about laughing, but I’m sure someone is making some noises

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma parasitic microorganism

  No, wait, don’t do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If only he could guard me from giardia 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average red state university⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s me. Dump your socialist boyfriend so I can be his rebound relationship

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A screenshot of Gandalf from “The Return of the King” subtitled “authority is not given to you to deny the return of the queen”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAT-CAT-AT-AT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A scene from “Game of Thrones”, where Robert Baratheon greets Catelyn Stark with a friendly hug while saying “Caaaaaaat”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally someone we can get behind!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me a few months and I’ll finally hit a thousand hours in Hearts of Iron

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Science isn't political!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least Zoidberg means well, RFK Jr. has more in common with the brain slugs or the gas station egg salad sandwiches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Slways Aunny in Filadelphia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All of our accounts were 29 days old at one point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So much of the wonder of computers and networks and just… all of it has been abstracted away

  So many people just have phones or tablets as the majority of their computer experience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming y’all aren’t just fucking around, reading the comments here is actually really cool, tangentially interacting with people who have internet stories from well before I was born

  I’m just from the dialup era, and I still feel old online a lot of the time, but then someone here is like “yeah, Berners-Lee invented HTTP just to make a website to mock me”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one more square bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The solution is to take a bite of waffle and then take a drink of syrup like it’s a chaser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The list is realistically so much longer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But Leopold, that kills people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨..?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  anarchists will use it for almost literally anyone

  I mean, yeah? Like the most basic understanding of anarchy is that hierarchy is a bad thing, so it applies to a lot of political philosophies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Most other things I can survive without, but I just miss pizza so much

  The only reason I’d ever want to be a billionaire would be to fund vegan cheese research

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just scanning for the bear...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In your defense, there’s a lot of social pressure to go to BYU within the Mormon church, and most high school kids don’t have the experience and knowledge to navigate the official and unofficial propaganda. I just happened to luck out that my parents pushed me not to go to BYU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just scanning for the bear...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense for the school that expels women for being assaulted. As if I needed another reason to hate BYU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t smell them, but I can hear them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, Lanky Kong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be direct!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com

  An oldie but goodie