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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨green_goglin@thelemmy.club⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The thing is, is that the reasoning is sound. If someone was forced into bestiality because they were a victim of trafficking or something they shouldn’t be disqualified from working somewhere.

    But voluntary bestiality should just be a felony, and then the fbi should not hire convicted felons rather than there being an entire senate hearing to discuss the nuances of bestiality in relation to FBI employment when there’s 1000 more pressing issues these fucks should be talking about.

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    • blackbelt352@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So 2 things, first if someone was trafficked, it could be very likely that the perpetrator has photos/videos of the act of being rated by an animal. That is some very powerful blackmail and also quite likely to send that agent into a mental break from the trauma.

      Secondly cashapp patel said that the animal would also not be disqualified which my mind immediately goes to animals specifically trained to rape, implying that the fbi could be training animals for that exact purpose.

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      • Carl@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Secondly cashapp patel said that the animal would also not be disqualified

        Specifically, he said that current laws automatically disqualify both victims and perpetrators of sex crimes. For instance, both a pimp and his trafficked prostitute get charged with crimes. Kash said the law currently targets both parties. The senator then turned that around and went “so in cases of bestiality, the animal is the other party? And the animal could be hired by the FBI?” And Kash basically went “I mean… I guess if you want to put it like that?”

        In reality, if a trafficking victim is being forced into bestiality, the animal wouldn’t be the “other party” in this case. The other party would be whoever is forcing the victim into doing it.

        I dislike Kash, (he always looks like someone is slowly but steadily inserting hardboiled eggs into his ass, and he’s trying not to react to it), but as the above poster said, the actual reasoning behind the decision isn’t awful. Trafficking victims often get charged with sex crimes under our existing laws, because the laws don’t make a distinction between victim and perpetrator. Which then makes escaping the situation even harder because those arrests will show up on a background check when they apply for jobs. In that way, the system is actually designed to keep the victim in sex work, because it’s one of the few ways they’ll have to make money after being charged with a crime.

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      • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The FBI sure likes borrowing a lot of techniques from IDF like all the police…

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    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The bar for being hired by the FBI is higher than criminal conviction, though (I hope?).

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cum wit’ it now Cum wit’ it now Bulls getting laid

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    • Cheebus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      UH GETTIN LAID IN THE STABLE

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  • Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    His name is Cash App? Jesus.

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    • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s some crypto scammer ass nominative determinism there

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  • CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bulls on parade is also about bulls running a train on Kashyap

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  • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    During a meeting, former U.S. President John F. Kennedy seemingly asked Joseph Luns, the then Dutch Minister of Foreign Affairs, about his hobbies, and the subsequent conversation went like this:

    “I fok horses.”

    “Pardon?”

    “Yes, paarden!”

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    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you’re wondering like I did, I looked it up and “Ik fok paarden” means “I breed horses”.

      Which says nothing about, uh, the level of personal involvement on the part of the breeder, of course. 😉

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    • DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Now, let’s not get into who fucks what, Mr Kennedy.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I heard he’s going to move the FBI HQ to Enumclaw, Washington.

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    • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They’re unveiling the Special Agent Hands Memorial next week

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  • BurgerBaron@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mr. Hands is meatspinning in his grave, he was just born too early.

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    • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I believe he was in the Air Force, but I came here to say something similar. 😂

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  • theham@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thats a good one 🤣… The award goes to 🏅

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    UNH!

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hosses, surely

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