fitjazz

@fitjazz@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp straight to the bin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have a pre-filled salt grinder that said “freshly ground for fresher taste”. I always thought “you don’t understand how rocks work” whenever I would read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Statement From The White House⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish I was her⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A few years ago I was sitting across from a guy at an airport and he was loudly buying skis for his son. Not only did I clearly hear the whole story of how his son just made the ski team and needed skis ASAP, I also heard his full credit card information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fine dining⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are some killer restaurants in gas stations where I live. Some of the best Thai food I have ever had comes from a shell station. It is just a couple of older Thai lady’s in a tiny kitchen serving up amazing togo food from the back of a gas station, and there is always a line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog........right.....⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In case you were still wondering it is a Schlage Everest core.