Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.
A Statement From The White House
Submitted 1 day ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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fitjazz@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
He always looks like someone has a gun in his back at these things.
This guy has obvious Imposter Syndrome, and is desperately afraid everybody will notice that he’s astonishingly incapable of his job. At least Dan Bongino recognized that he was in way over his head, and bailed before he did anything too historically terrible that his grandchildren will be ashamed of.
All the rest are going to be despised and denied by their descendants.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I never knew who Dan Bongino was until this amazing song.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he can decide how he feels about it.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I didn’t look at your post until I had commented. Its clear something is up his ass.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
He’s on POTUS change duty this week.
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Hey, Pam. Pam… You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go.”
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
“diarrhoea, again?! FFS, stop slamming down all those big Mac’s. CHRIST!”
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
he did. who do you think had to lick orange leaders ass clean?
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
He always looks like he has a surprise dildo in his ass.
laranis@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Always.
Armand1@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wtf is “depends” here?
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s a popular brand of adult diapers
Armand1@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ah, now the joke makes sense. Thanks.
Wasn’t sure if it was some sort of typo.
Exbando@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s a brand of adult diapers
redlemace@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Americans are more used to using brands rather than product names.
An European would just ask for ibruprofen and swallow whatever brand they throw on the counter, where an american would ask for Advil ( and from what I heard they often think anything else not to have the same effect. )
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Very true. My mother in law calls it motrin. If I ask if she wants ibruprofen for a back pain, she says “no, but do you have any motrim”. It’s been like 20 years, she still can’t get it in her head that they are the same thing. Even advil is different in her mind.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 day ago
BTW, this is one of those Mandela Effect things. The actual brand name is singular: Depend®
Grimy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Trump needs more than one. If I refer to multiple go-pros, I add an S as well. I don’t think our boy Nelson has anything to do with this one.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I think it is more like the unrelated, and annoying, phenomenon where people inexplicably add an ‘s’ to brand names. I swear if I hear my in-laws tell me about their stuff from “Aldis” one more time I’ll lose it.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Trumps method is to use his platform to yell to the world that “Depends” causes autism and gives you cancer. Stock tanks and then Trump buys up most stock and BOOM! he has his own warehouse full of “Depends”. That’s why the Whitehouse doan kneed your steenkink coupons! /s
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The century of leaded gasoline, high carbon fensity in air, and microplastics in every measurable quantity of water has nothing to do with it.
hector@lemmy.today 1 day ago
You do realize we are exposed to way more and worse chemicals than they were in previous generations? I don’t know what world you think you are living in, that after they phased out lead they didn’t allow more and worse ones in with little to no protections, based on industry funded research that starts backwards from it’s safe to design studies.
It’s way worse now than you realize.
laranis@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Art of the Deal™ mother fuckers!
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The p is actually for paedo.
Paedo Of The Uber Shits.YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 day ago
You shouldn’t capitalize “of, the, and, & a”. Just as an fyi
altphoto@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
Now now "everybody poops, remember?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Or else what? Lol
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
She for one likes the smell
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yea, force the bastard to pay full price!
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh, I’m sure the US taxpayer is somehow footing the bills for those. We always pay full price on anything relating to trump.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Or else what?
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 day ago
gotta be pampers.
lil hands donny is totes not that old~
blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Reverse psychology, brokey can’t afford them anywhere and is “owning the libs” by getting them to send him freebies.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
This is one of those where I have no idea if it really happened or not.
redlemace@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
It’s satire, but saying it’s gonna happen now for real is a safe bet. (the coupons, not his pet asking to stop it)