I was the trees. When you ate me, that was the sexiest part. Then I was inside you, that was sexy too. I also liked when you inhaled all my tree jizz, and sneezed it back out onto the delicate, sticky, receptive top part of my pistil.
How could you?
Submitted 1 hour ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 21 minutes ago
MonkeBizNES@lemmy.cafe 1 hour ago
Why is this strangely poetic
BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 33 minutes ago
Because we used to write poetry about this in petroglyphs on cave walls together but you forgot
Astronut@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Hell, I forgot if I changed my britches this morning!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
We used to do that together too!
Astronut@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Well I’ve obviously forgotten about that. I should at least remember changing my underoos around you!
jankforlife@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Sorry, I found other friends
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 20 minutes ago
We knew each other 2 704 452 110 years ago. We were nextdoor neighbours on the bacterial mat, filter feeding using some obscure chemical metabolisms. We both lasted around maybe 2 hours?