How could you?

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• MonkeBizNES@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why is this strangely poetic

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  • BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because we used to write poetry about this in petroglyphs on cave walls together but you forgot

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• Astronut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hell, I forgot if I changed my britches this morning!

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We used to do that together too!

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    • Astronut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well I’ve obviously forgotten about that. I should at least remember changing my underoos around you!

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• sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We knew each other 2 704 452 110 years ago. We were nextdoor neighbours on the bacterial mat, filter feeding using some obscure chemical metabolisms. We both lasted around maybe 2 hours?

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• Nouvellalia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was the trees. When you ate me, that was the sexiest part. Then I was inside you, that was sexy too. I also liked when you inhaled all my tree jizz, and sneezed it back out onto the delicate, sticky, receptive top part of my pistil.

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• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was a triceratops. I didn’t eat trees, you must have me confused.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some of us don’t want to remember

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• jankforlife@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sorry, I found other friends

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• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  (I do remember you. Thats why I ignore you)

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