Mine is Mr. Torgue

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• TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Totally normal to think about a half naked muscular man reassuring you while you chug some thick, milky, sometimes foamy liquid

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What am I supposed to think about? Babes?

    Their cum is nothing like smoothie

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• tyler@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know you can just eat protein right?

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It occurred to me. Does baking it ruin it at all? I would eat so many goddamn protein cookies if that was on the table

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    • whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Totally an option. Or just eat more protein in your normal diet

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• Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mine is imagining Mike Ehrmantraut quietly threatening me. It gets me out of bed.

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that boy from breaking bad? The old head?

    Ill hafta use that.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ooh, new tulpa. Gotta try that one

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Waltuh

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• vodka@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  This is my motivation. I’ll do it for your Godzilla, I didn’t mean to betray your expectations of me.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I imagine different things with regards to Goku. But yea somehow chugging still enters into the fanta… imaginated scenario.

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• coaxil@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  EXPLOSIONS!

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    EEEEXXPPLLOOOOSSIOONSS???!?!!!?

    WEEEEOOO-WEEOOO -WEEEOOOOOOO!!

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• EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Protein shakes are just so yucky. I can‘t stand the texture and taste, doesn‘t matter if flavoured or not.

  Skyr is what eat a Kilo of per day and it‘s so much better bc it tastes great with most fruit and ground nuts

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Woah that sounds good. But I think I’d have to have that in addition to my protein

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    • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For optimal gains that would be best. I personally used whey for years and just don‘t take the 'building as serious as I used to, so I don‘t take it anymore.

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t like your protein shakes? You’ll love the taste of this one, guaranteed.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Weirdly enough I think that would actually help me

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