Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion
Submitted 2 months ago by TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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construct3116@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s much better than it has any right to be -_-;
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
For some reason, this reminded me of Shi Pei Pu, a Chinese opera singer and spy who had a love affair with Bernard Boursicot, a French diplomat.
He told Boursicot that he was “a female Beijing opera singer who had been forced to live as a man to satisfy his father’s wish to have a son”. The two quickly developed a sexual relationship, maintained in darkness. Shi convinced Boursicot that he was a woman.
As the French doctors sent to examine Shi discovered, Shi could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
People these days think they invented being freaks but humans have been freaked out for all of time.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah this is fake an… actually im not sure annon get help
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Weird that the author included a trans potion in her lore.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And immediately made it harm a girl (Hermione).
Not much out of character for J(o)K(e) Rowling if you ask me
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just a miserable day to be literate…
Arrkk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Annoyed this is based on the movies version of polyjuice rather than the books.
felbane@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What would the book version read like?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
The book polyjuice did change your voice, IIRC
Plum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
RIP restrictedsection.net
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
What a cursed day to have eyes
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Polyjuice would be a nice thing tbh. I could imagine it being OP for people who want to permanently swap bodies. Just collect a lot of hair, cut in tiny snippets so you can last a lifetime with it, wait for each others’ hairs to grow back, and let’s go.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Phenomenal.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 months ago
lol
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well this kind of filth is disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Are there any more chapters?
Plum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There are 18,000+ HP/SS fics on AO3. Fully one third are explicit. Go wild. Sort by kudos.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sweet, lemmynsfw is still down and I need my fix.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sir what is AO3?