felbane
@felbane@lemmy.world
- Comment on can't unsee it 1 day ago:
he’s not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with
I can’t tell if this is “I’m batting way out of my league” or “dude you’re ugly as sin but you look like my dad so I’m into it.”
I’ve also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it’s hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.
- Comment on Are password managers secure to use? 2 days ago:
I just see
*******duck - Comment on Its your duty to take care of the young 3 days ago:
I was going to say “fake: the bullies’ confidence; gay: lil sis has a girlfriend” but I like yours better
- Comment on life in the cosmos 1 week ago:
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP UH HUH
- Comment on Anon watches The Whale 3 weeks ago:
Minor correction: “Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.”
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 4 weeks ago:
I may not have voted, but I know for a fact I would never vote for the diaper.
By not voting at all, you cemented Trump’s victory.
You don’t get to say “well I wanted it to be different” now.
Do better next time.
- Comment on What can I do with this laptop keyboard? 5 weeks ago:
You might consider testing its viability as a Frisbee.
- Comment on Why do americans assume they invented the internet? 1 month ago:
It’s because they did:
wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Internet
Sure, it’s possible that a global internet may have evolved later from other nations… but it didn’t.
- Comment on Why is having a lawyer present during police interviews "opt in" rather than "opt out"? 1 month ago:
Also, you are not guaranteed a free lawyer. To be appointed a public defender you have to apply for one and prove your income; over a certain amount and you’re expected to hire your own lawyer.
The court can’t deny you access to a lawyer, but they don’t have to give you one if you can afford your own.
- Comment on How does one use an electric toothbrush? 1 month ago:
bonk
- Comment on There's a noticable influx of trans kids in my job. Are there any topics I should avoid or considerations I should take into account when training them? 1 month ago:
oh hi mark
- Comment on How does one snap their fingers? 3 months ago:
There’s also
Snap ya fanguhs, do the step, you can do it all by yo self, lemme see ya do it
- Comment on Murica 4 months ago:
Yeah exactly, try bicycling to work in the summer along the US gulf coast. You’ll either arrive at the office dead from heat stroke or soaking wet from sweat.
Sure, automobile-focused city planning is a problem, but let’s not pretend bicycles are a universal answer for all locales.
- Comment on Anon has cold feet 5 months ago:
Trim your toenails bruh
- Comment on If me and a bunch of my lemmy friends got on a yacht. Went into international waters what could we get away with legally and what would still be illegal? 6 months ago:
Top cast:
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman
- Bill Nighy
say no more, you son of a bitch. I’m in.
- Comment on Anon loves medieval poetry 7 months ago:
It was probably written by someone middle-aged, so that counts I think
- Comment on Anon holds her bf 7 months ago:
It’s right next to level 2.
- Comment on Leonardo da Vinci becomes inspired (c. 1503) [Day 8] 7 months ago:
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
- Comment on Why are people impressed with SpaceX? 9 months ago:
Well, at least the one star 😉
- Comment on Anon has a plan 9 months ago:
I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.
- Comment on Are there any negatives side effects to using PGP all the time with email? 10 months ago:
Signing every message should have zero effect for people who don’t use PGP; they’ll just have a cryptic block of text at the bottom of the message you sent.
It’s overkill to ship your pubkey with every email. Most people just publish to a trusted keyserver and call it a day since pretty much every client worth its salt can look up your pubkey directly.
- Comment on Why are collard greens called greens is it the color? And if so how come there is not a rainbow of different colored collards? 10 months ago:
omg dude you can’t just ask about white collards
- Comment on Do I need to store this in the fridge when opened? 10 months ago:
Username checks out.
- Comment on Anon's gf is unfulfilled 10 months ago:
Esperanto.
- Comment on Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong 11 months ago:
What acute answer.
- Comment on I remember a time where you would get multiple results from a search with no scrolling 11 months ago:
- Comment on Adult pool goers - what do people even do at the pool? 11 months ago:
Some people water walk.
Yeah, but usually only if their 12 buddies are stressing out in a weather-weary boat
- Comment on Awnings: a simple cooling tech we apparently forgot about 11 months ago:
That’s a rude thing to say about your house. There’s more than just book smarts, you know.
- Comment on Awnings: a simple cooling tech we apparently forgot about 11 months ago:
And the magic of buying two of them!
- Comment on This is a meme about beans 1 year ago:
I mean, the three sisters works wonderfully as long as you’re not trying to harvest mechanically or minmax your yields. It’s a great way to produce food for a family or small village with a comparatively small amount of land and effort.
It’s common in backyard and community gardens for a reason. To my understanding: (1) corn is a fast growing, relatively high yield calorie and carbohydrate source and provides a natural trellis for (2) beans which stabilize the stalks and provide a protein and vitamin source, while (3) squash serves as a ground cover to retain moisture, limit weed growth, and produces fruit high in fiber and vitamin C.
The beans do fix nitrogen but this only plays a role in replanting for the next season, reducing or eliminating the need to fallow.
