Submitted 3 months ago by BlindFrog@lemmy.world to [deleted]
If I’m an adult who wants to experience splashing around and wading round the pool, but whose swimming capabilities extend as far as doggy paddling to safety and floating on my back - what can I even do to have fun at the pool?
What do you do at the pool?
Bonus round: kind of out of my budget to pay for swimming classes, and available friends & family are nil. :c
But I borrowed a life jacket from a coworker, and could buy cheap floaties or a pool noodle.
Floating take the weight off my joints.
If you can afford to save then I highly recommend you to save up for classes. Not just for the exercise aspect but (primary) as a safety measure.
Floating around on ones back is seriously underrated. You just drift around a bit, relax and disconnect for a bit.
Saved my own life because I had learned to swim and float at 5.
Swim, if necessary get a couple of classes. So you can enjoy the exercise aspect of it.
If there is a water slide on whatever, it’s not just for kids, so you can have some fun there too.
Just a thing, please don’t block the swimming lanes to play around, it’ll be annoying for you and the swimmers
I float… at really weird times of the day when it’s pretty quiet.
👆🏽this person knows
'I be crazy too, little buddy, but at least when I be craziest, I be floating all alone in space and the crazy, she float out of me, she soak into the walls, and she don’t come out till there be battles and little boys bump into the walls and squish out de crazy.’
I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.
Just talk to people while getting out of the heat. Or sit waist deep in water and get drunk. That’s always a good time.
Exercise.
Arthritis, and other musculoskeletal problems put me on the disabled list a long time ago. So, if I want anything resembling sustained cardio, it’s water or jerking off. Or both, I guess.
Point being that water based exercise is a wonderful thing when you have any kind of mobility issues. You get resistance without stress on joints, or at least a lot less stress. So you can bust your ass and get some good work in instead of doing fifteen minutes and needing a handful of NSAIDs and the rest of the day to recover.
I just wish I could go more often. We don’t have a pool in our town that’s even semi useful for that. The YMCA the next town over has times set aside, but it’s a tough thing to schedule in.
Swim laps ya maggot!
/s /drill instructor
Bounce around. Dive for coins or toys. Float. Chat with people. Some people water walk. I make my family and friends participate in made up Olympic events like race across the pool while sitting cross cross applesauce and only use your hands.
Some people water walk.
Yeah, but usually only if their 12 buddies are stressing out in a weather-weary boat
Teach my kids to swim, float on my back, practice holding my breath, do underwater laps, finally do that Slavic dance where you alternate balancing in you heels with kicks without tipping over…
I used to have access to a unsupervised swimming pool and would get a floaty chair and I just vibe floating around.
The kids would sometimes push me around like a game of pong.
But I like being in the water with friends and a loud speaker playing EDM.
Poop in the shallow end
“Baby” is in your name so it checks out.
Just be in the water. Even if all you do is basically walk or dog paddle laps around the perimeter at a very leisurely pace you’re getting good exercise in. Every movement you make in the water is resisted by the water.
Imo keeping stationary with your elbows out of the water burns more calories than most swimming. Best workout you can do is to keep your elbows dry while not touching the ground.
But all swimming is wonderful exercise. Just don’t float in the lane lines (sounds like op isn’t swimming when laps are happening)
Best bet is just have kids so you can splash and wade around with them…
Thats a serious investment. Op had the budget for a pool noodle and you recommend kids 😭
It only takes one lil noodle to get kids.
At least someone got the joke…
Get one of those masks that also cover your nose, it will make going under water 10000x easier, you just have to worry about closing your mouth. The way I learned was by hanging on one side of the pool and using the wall to give myself some insertia, and then figure out the movements to keep going. Doing underwater backflips can also be fun. I don’t to to public pools because they disgust me, but when I am in a pool I like jumping in and finding out the biggest splash I can make with friends. Stupid but fun stuff
There is so much piss in those things… We all drank so much piss…
Wait, you drank the pool water?
It was the style at the time.
I bring a book and pace around in the water while I read.
I like playing ball in the pool. With how stupid it looks, it burns a lot of energy while still being fun. It needs one other person though.
Have you checked the local YMCA? Community college?
solidgrue@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Swim.
Not get splashed or crowded by kids, mostly.
ccunning@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Is that true of salt and fresh water? I’m pretty comfortable floating around in salt water but have grown paranoid with age about fresh water.
solidgrue@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Depends on how fat, and how salty, but generally the difference is less than 5% by mass.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 months ago
That stroke where you breathe out down and time your arms to breathe in to the side: I hate it. I don’t like the feeling of water on my face while I try to take a quick breath. That’s my secret: I’m always uncomfortable in the water…