SauceBossSmokin
@SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world
- Comment on RIP 6 days ago:
May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.
- Comment on On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food? 2 weeks ago:
If you’re not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you’re doing it wrong.
- Comment on What will Obama do if North Dakota goes to war with the South? 2 months ago:
I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.
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- Comment on A classic never dies 3 months ago:
Ah, a “nabbin’ van”
- Comment on Adult pool goers - what do people even do at the pool? 3 months ago:
I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.
- Comment on What do you do with Nazi memorabilia? 5 months ago:
Does MTG know that it’s missing from her house yet?
- Comment on Horrible stummy ache 7 months ago:
It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post
- Comment on How does the day-to-day work of not wearing shoes in the house? 7 months ago:
As someone with one leg 6mm shorter than the other and has had a history of knee/back problems: I wear indoor only crocs w’ foam insole in one croc. You don’t realize how much going barefoot or just socks in your home hurts your feet, knees, or back over time. Crocs have the perfect amount of cushion for me to no longer have constant feet and joint pain. I use Skechers slip-ins for quick outdoor things. I go back and forth between the two as needed without hassle.
- Comment on I wrote this song after having sex with your mom. Ask me anything. 8 months ago:
Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it’s way past the event horizon of my mom’s singularity?
- Comment on Exploding toilet at a Dunkin’ store in Florida left a customer filthy and injured, lawsuit claims 10 months ago:
And this is why you don’t put a Dunkin Donuts in a strip mall that shares plumbing with a Taco Bell.
- Comment on What is the average temperature of earth? 10 months ago:
I imagine that if you look up the estimated temp for the Earth’s Mantle, you’ll be pretty close to what the average temp is.
- Comment on How much do you guys tip your landlord? 10 months ago:
Just the tip
- Comment on Tromboner 1 year ago:
I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.
- Comment on Tromboner 1 year ago:
As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a bassoon player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn’t matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.
- Comment on Is Kim Kardashian a princess? 1 year ago:
The perfect question for this community. Completely appropriate and sure to make most people’s head hurt to read it. This ranks up there with questions like “Does 2+2=5?” and “What color?”
- Comment on Where does the forehead end for bald people? 1 year ago:
At the start of the five-head.
- Comment on Consider this my job application, NASA 1 year ago:
Now read this in your head as Norm Macdonald doing SNL Weekend Update.
