Bonus
Tromboner
Submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to [deleted]
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ZeroCool@feddit.ch 7 months ago
ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 7 months ago
Imagine having to finger your instrument’s clitorises for it to change notes.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And that’s not even touching what the French Horns are doing.
winky88@startrek.website 7 months ago
Twisted fister makes her moan so good.
Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
With a trombone you just change the jerking for fingering
RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Either way you’re blowing
0p3r470r@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You forgot the spit button, but yeah
SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a bassoon player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn’t matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.
Cort@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t trumpets have a slide? Is this just slide envy?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeah the third valve slide.
To this day I never understood it’s purpose as I’d lost the key ring to it and never used it.
My teacher said it was for getting the right tune when using the third valve yet my trumpet was always in tune even without using it.
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…
SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.
WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 months ago
fingering it. We tend to be upbeat about it.
skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I’m mainly a trumpet player, but I do have a horn and occasionally fill in at my community college band, fingering is apt but I would also add “gently kissing”.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Violinist: sweats in vibrato
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 7 months ago
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Checkmate:
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why not just use an euphonium?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Because being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.
DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 7 months ago
In Italian that instrument is called “trombone a tiro” and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb “tr*mbare” for some reason that only today I have figured out.
dustyData@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won’t tell you mom.
3arn0wl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Putting gang after your instrument was started by violin gang. Ling Ling > lung lung
saltesc@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’ve never heard of “the rusty trombone”?
A7thStone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is that anything like the rusty venture?
bmsok@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s why they all have spit valves
dipshit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yes
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Mastromboter
Zink@pawb.social 7 months ago
Imagine having to blow your instrument
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Imagine having to bang your instrument
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Imagine eating ass With your instrument.
-autoharp gang
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Imagine not having an instrument to bang
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fingerpiano gangBgugi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.
tryptaminev@feddit.de 7 months ago
I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.
HubertManne@kbin.social 7 months ago
yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.
moody@lemmings.world 7 months ago
The rusty trombone is a classic.
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.