Tromboner

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• Zink@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine having to blow your instrument

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine having to bang your instrument

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine eating ass With your instrument.

      -autoharp gang

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    • OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine not having an instrument to bang

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.

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  • tryptaminev@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.

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  • HubertManne@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The rusty trombone is a classic.

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  • Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.

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• ZeroCool@feddit.ch ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bonus

  skaband.png

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• ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine having to finger your instrument’s clitorises for it to change notes.

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And that’s not even touching what the French Horns are doing.

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    • winky88@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Twisted fister makes her moan so good.

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• Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With a trombone you just change the jerking for fingering

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  • RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Either way you’re blowing

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• 0p3r470r@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You forgot the spit button, but yeah

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• SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a bassoon player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn’t matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t trumpets have a slide? Is this just slide envy?

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    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah the third valve slide.

      To this day I never understood it’s purpose as I’d lost the key ring to it and never used it.

      My teacher said it was for getting the right tune when using the third valve yet my trumpet was always in tune even without using it.

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• CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…

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  • SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.

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  • WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fingering it. We tend to be upbeat about it.

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  • skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m mainly a trumpet player, but I do have a horn and occasionally fill in at my community college band, fingering is apt but I would also add “gently kissing”.

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Violinist: sweats in vibrato

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• Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Checkmate:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valve_trombone

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why not just use an euphonium?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.

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• DieguiTux8623@feddit.it ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In Italian that instrument is called “trombone a tiro” and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb “tr*mbare” for some reason that only today I have figured out.

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  • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won’t tell you mom.

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• 3arn0wl@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.

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• Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Putting gang after your instrument was started by violin gang. Ling Ling > lung lung

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’ve never heard of “the rusty trombone”?

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  • A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that anything like the rusty venture?

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  • bmsok@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s why they all have spit valves

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes

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• Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mastromboter

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