PurpleSkull

@PurpleSkull@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell them how to make gunpowder.

  That right here is all you need. If you can actually forge a gun and show them how to make gunpowder, you don’t need anything else. Although even then you would probably be executed shortly after for being a threat to the nobility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me cook you something AMAZING!

  First I need some curry…uh…okay, do you have salt? WHAT?

  Alright, where is the oven? Time to prepare you some amazing lasagna! Where do you keep your noodles? No noodles? I guess I can hack it with potatoes.

  …PO-TA-TOES! YOU…WHAT???

  Okay nevermind, let me show you why you need to stop spending all your money on survival in warfare and instead fund my school! I can teach you to…uh…tell you about things we have in the future. No, I don’t know how to create any of that. But trust me bro, just give me money. No need to tie me to your trebuchet like that, I’m sure I can remember how to build an airplane somehowAHHHHHHHHHH

  You tried.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America is fucked⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, feels like he’s playing up the stereotype of the eternal German.

  "…WE DON’T DO ZIS IN GERMANY! YOU BUILD HOUSES WITH WOOD? WE DON’T DO ZIS IN GERMANY. YOU DON’T SEPARATE GLASS FROM RECYCLING? BUT WE DO ZIS IN GERMANY!!!

  I’m allowed to say that, I’m Germany myself. We are obnoxious and tone-deaf fuckers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!”

  I applaud this man’s devious reverse-psychology attempt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like in the olden days. You raid a village with the boys and rape.

  Obviously joking, though keep in mind that warfare and the subsequent rapes was usually how nations kept populations up. Plus, families have more children the poorer and more devastated an area is for some reason. So…good news! We will all have a goth GF in post-apocalyptic America.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So our technological progress has brutally outgrown our cultural one. I think you’re right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Turkish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I thought I’d ask. With that I’ve already done more than the latin kingdoms 1445 onwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨^_^ I just think skibidibi sounds neat :3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello, is this the almost 40 millennial meetup?

  Uh…THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINYYYY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨^_^ I just think skibidibi sounds neat :3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Respect the man in the ice cream Ohio!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Turkish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They have an immigrant community of turks in their country that don’t assimilate

  Everyone in Germany relates. Though the public image of Turks in Germany was vastly improved after OTHER arabic/african immigrants started coming.

  Also, give back Constantinople.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Turkish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Constantinople.

  Maybe I forgive you in 600 more years. Probably not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mother⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh absolutely. We used to not give kids names until they were 3 years or so old. To not get attached.