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I had no idea y cunt was this powerful

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨shish_mish@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

    So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

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    • mriormro@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, you see that’s gay.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissygayboi. It’s very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain)

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      • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ohhhhh, I see it now.

        Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.

        Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

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  • witchybitchy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this is the unjust wedding of ‘masculinity’ and ‘being served’. going down on your lady isn’t manly because you’re serving her and her pleasure, elevating her experience above thine

    this also manifests in how a man topping another man is not seen nearly as bad as a man bottoming, despite them both being homosexual acts

    I wish being a good servant was seen as masculine and sexy. I mean, isn’t Jesus supposed to be like the perfect moral examplar? the guy defended, washed the feet of, those socially considered beneath him. if only more men tried to actually model their behavior like Jesus, modern society would be in a much better place for everyone, religious and otherwise

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ill never understood how having the power to make someone surrender to orgasm is seen as weak…

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  • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sooo… to “be a real man” you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?

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    • neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don’t like eating pussy?

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      • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn’t ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn’t last.

        By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.

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      • rational_lib@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we’re in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it’s their thing now.

        I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it’s a bit gross and she enjoys it means it’s kind of subservient, so you can’t be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.

        That’s a much bigger topic though.

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your brain on Nick Fuentes.

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  • Ilixtze@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.

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    • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Steve Hughes had this to say…

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  • uberdroog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yall laughing but I’ve seen pussy make men do some crazy things.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Clearly the estrogenization process has given them the hysteria

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    • FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, you don’t realize how much you’re fiending until you get hit with the post nut clarity.

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  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No wonder lesbians are so powerful.

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  • dantheclamman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was a teenager and still a virgin when I first watched the Sopranos. Uncle June taught me that a real man eats pussy no matter what.

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  • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels.

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    • udon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are anti-vagcers, after all

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Til I’m basically a lesbian

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  • OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)

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    • uberdroog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If these us a study I am willing to sacrfice my masculinity for the greater good. :)

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      • OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        so u trans too lol

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  • HatchetHaro@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    oh good, i’m gay so i don’t have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I’m either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this

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    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

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  • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They often do. Apparently if you’re a man in a heterosexual relationship, you’re supposed to just take your partner for granted and not do anything to increase her pleasure, otherwise you’re a dirty commie.

      Not the approach I personally prefer, I don’t want to be wondering “Hmm, is she with someone who does more for her right now?” when she’s out running errands. But I guess rightwingers do have this strange cuckolding obsession, why else do they always mention it?

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I always suspect the frog people website is behind it when absurd stuff like this comes out.

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      • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I actually miss when the internet was more simple like that and 4chan was just goofing on confused boomers, but with how the internet is now and actual governments and corporations paying people to sow chaos, it isnt so fun anymore.

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  • BmeBenji@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.

    ;)

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  • jared@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Spiritual lesbian”

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  • MapleEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?

    As a socialist pussy eater I don’t feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they’re afraid to do anything that might hurt it.

    Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I’m willing to take the risk.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nothing as manly as gay sex.

    It is impossible to be performed by any women.

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  • LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know it , the left has the best sex.

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    • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why we’re not angry enough.

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It’s a sign of power and prestige.

    Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don’t sleep on it.

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  • Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OK people really do backflips to justify why their version of gender/sexuality is the best one so I can see why the top person exists.

    But the bottom one HAS to be satire, right? “Reproductive sex is forcefem” cannot be a real viewpoint. They’re mocking the top person, by baiting them into abstaining from sex outright.

    Right…? I hate that I’m not sure anymore.

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  • head_socj@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So close to being gay (and happy) yet too scared to admit to themselves.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cuz happiness is a sin, it even has the word penis in it - phonetically, anyway.

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      • head_socj@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, right; like empathy. /s

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  • TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wasn’t aware that there was a thousand year ban on eating pussy.

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    • Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure that historically “sodomy” included oral sex

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      • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ass to mouth? Gross.

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  • Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think The Matrix had it right when they said 1999 was the peak of humanity, when platforms for these kind of shenanigans didn’t exist yet lol. Yeah we had loons on BBSs and IRC, but this is certainly something special.

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.

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  • aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do not avoid women, Mandrake… but I do deny them my essence

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This guy woulda listened to Joe Rogan and the bald fat conspiracy man all day long.

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      • aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I really don’t think so. He’s an independent thinker and draws his own conclusions

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  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big if true! Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?

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