I had no idea y cunt was this powerful

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At the rate they’re going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Riker will have sex woth any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    so … that makes me straight now? 🙈 i’m confused … but also amused :P

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What order do I read this? Why is this “mainstream social media”?

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit

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  • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That’s the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

  Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T

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• F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So… the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?

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• twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe lefty people are just more empathetic and know how good getting head is, so they return the favor.

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  • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I also just like making others happy

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• max@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So that’s why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔

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• ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These are exactly the same people who say that sex is binary and that gender = sex

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• Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m such a lesbian

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• BumbyJohnson@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Damn woman and their cooties.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes this is why every baby born via a cesarean is super male.

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  • guy@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I firmly believe bi males were halfway out when the doctor said 'Oh no you don't!' and grabbed the knife

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  • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wasn’t and I’m now trans, checks out

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• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  wtf is a spiritual lesbian? Does it just mean I want women to top me? because…yes!

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That right there is some unironic Sopranos-level homophobe logic

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• cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.

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• peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The only way to avoid this effect is only have sex with men. As long as you keep your socks on while you’re being railed, it’s not gay.

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• jontree255@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t even tell if the bottom comment is satire anymore.

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• AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, remember that German philosopher? Immanuel Kant, whose last name is pronounced “cunt”? Who ended up kicking off the whole process of modern and ultimately postmodern philosophy? Who most likely had autism (non-judgemental) and some really weird habits (mostly non-judgemental, don’t hit your servants, dude) and ideas (somewhat non-judgemental, if you’ve never seen a person with darker skin in your life, don’t write about them).

  It was all in the name!

  Speaking of philosophers and licking cunts.

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  • sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.

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• Indica_Jellies@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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• slappypantsgo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.

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• LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve added this extra bonus XP and I’ve finally reached thr coveted rank of double gay. Finally after years of hard work sucking dicks and eating pussy I’ve achieved my one life goal.

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• Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  estrogen does suppress testosterone production, so its technically stronger.

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• Aids@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This has to rage bait

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• DimFisher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I m laughing so much with the comments, thank you 🤣👌

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• KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What prohibition??? Now I’m even more keen

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  • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Prohibited from pleasuring women, to hide the fact that they’d be incapable if they tried /hj

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    • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But like has any place specifically laws that you can’t lingus?

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• samuelazers@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  r/deadbedrooms (does this work?)

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Raw fucking has a calming effect confirmed.

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