Comment on Anon witnesses excellent security

• Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You had to go to the balcony to test it.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    martinelli.ch/balcony-architecture-a-symptom-of-f…

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• drcobaltjedi@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  insert thats the neat part meme

  Eventually it was decided I would write Javascript on a web page I made. Skills I never declaired having I told them I was a java dev.

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Javascript is a part of Java, duh!

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    • drcobaltjedi@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I literally had the “Java is to javascript as car is to carpet” conversation with my dickhead boss. He didn’t get it and I had to explain to him that you don’t drive a carpet to work.

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      • Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Maybe your boss was from the middle east and didn’t understand your point…

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  • drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So they essentially hired you for no reason and then had to come up with something for you to do?

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    • drcobaltjedi@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I really don’t understand why they hired me. It was a contract role and they ended it early once they ran out of things for me to do. Last day I drove home laughing the way home I was so fucking happy to leave that place.

      They really sucked afterwards though since they wouldn’t even say if I worked there or not while I was job hunting, so I spent the next few months unemployeed.

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    • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s more common than you think.

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