Inspirational quotes.
Submitted 8 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 months ago
gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nyahahahahahahah
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
never expected oprah to say something i’d expect a self-proclaimed “alpha male” who’s actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive…
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
(psst it’s not a real quote).
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
lol ate the onion again
in my defense, i still believe j.d. vance fucks couches
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
Treble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
We’re sexless and afraid.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 8 months ago
When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.” Because that would be weird.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yes I do.
kerrypacker@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Steadman sucks her dick.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don’t even need to be up. We got the contract for this.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I want to click the link, but not sure…
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
dudinax@programming.dev 8 months ago
That bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
“Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!”
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What if my employer is a woman?
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?
zazo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - “Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you” 🥰
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 8 months ago
“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Words to live by.
zzx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
My girl doesn’t like oral :(
But I love giving it so much it’s actually a cuss
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome