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When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.” Because that would be weird.

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Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.

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HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:

hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop

But that’s just a guess.

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- Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Got Dat grapefruit game
  
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