You’ve never worked retail, have you?
Horror Sign
Submitted 8 months ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/55106851-fc47-45a0-add4-816c11eb1f8d.webp
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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 8 months ago
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Jesus that’s realistic
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It’s the DivX logo in the corner that gets me.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 8 months ago
This is my only memory of South Park since I was a kid.
samus12345@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I wish I didn’t remember it as well as I do.
stay_on_target@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In my experience, the “NO” figure should be best over a bit more in order to project onto the wall behind the toilet as well as the ceiling above. No better memory of working retail than going up to my boss and explaining why I needed to know where the spare ceiling tiles were.
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Reminder to anyone still working retail: if your job description isn’t “janitor”, you don’t need to clean that up. It’s a biohazard and they can pay more expensive people with better equipment to do it.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Reminder to you that bosses can and will ask you to do things that are not your job. And since you need money for rent and food, you will have to do it. Otherwise, they will probably get rid of you, and will find a plausible legal reason.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You have never cleaned bathrooms if you wonder about the source of this sign.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You have never worked in a public building if you wonder about the source of this sign.
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I worked at a grocery store growing up. One time I had to throw away my shoes when I got home.
Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I cleaned them for 2 years in the mids 80s. (Restaurant across from a mall in a big city) I never saw shit outside of the bowl.
Women’s was always way better worse than the men’s.
figjam@midwest.social 8 months ago
Women’s was always way better worse than the men’s.
Is it because they hover instead of sitting or is it because every trip is a sit down trip?
Nostalgia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Retail. The horror stories my better half tells will make your skin crawl.
RBWells@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh I know exactly what caused this.
The women who hover instead of sitting on the toilet, and leave their pee all over the seat because they are absolutely without empathy for anyone else on the face of the earth. If you are so OCD you cannot touch the seat, for fuck’s sake at least kick it up out of the way with your foot.
Classy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This is great. I literally am taking my morning constitutional at work and took this photo to post here.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 8 months ago
People from my country don’t throw paper in the toilet. It cloggs it up, so instead, the correct is throwing in the trash can. By the way, if this is only common here, then what is the trash can for?
bitchkat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The trash can is for trash. Perhaps paper towels.
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m sure it smells great in the bathroom. If I clog the bowl I have a plunger.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Having seen the occasional superfunded chain restaurant men’s room, I know for a fact this sign is needed, and yet probably won’t help. I have to imagine the kind of person who will do that to a restroom, and leave it that way, isn’t going to see this sign and say “OOOOOH that makes sense. I was totally gonna do that until I saw this sign.”
recapitated@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ever been on a road trip?
In my mind, I think it starts with one rogue fleck or dribble, causing the next person to avoid and hover slightly, which produces lower accuracy yet, causing the next person to hover even further, which keeps compounding until you eventually get the shitter who actually purchased and ate one of the rotating bubbling skin hot dogs at a previous gas station, and then you get what you’re seeing here.
db2@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why did they feel the need to depict a prolapsed butthole 🤢
bastion@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Truly a shitpost.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Women or teenagers.
The two most probable causes.
Slovene@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Stoopid sexy wamen!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 months ago
See this ain’t even a sexism thing. Women’s public bathrooms are fuckin vile compared to most men’s bathrooms.
Sabin10@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In some countries the toilets are sort of embedded in the floor and you squat over them. There’s some evidence that this is a healthier way to poop. But if you’ve only ever squatted in your life a toilet might be as confusing as the three shells.
Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
BugKilla@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I was in a large open plan office a decade ago with a density clearly higher than the 3 cubicles in the toilet facilities could handle. Somebody with little regard for basic human decency, murdered the shit fairy and their family in two of the 3 cubicles. Words cannot describe the scene that greeted a prospective cubicle user. Imagine 300kg black forest gateaux with pieces of corn distributed throughout being put through a wood chipper. It was quite frankly both terrifyingly grotesque and strangely skillful. I called property services who to their credit promptly sent up somebody to investigate. I saw them enter, loudly say “Fuck their mother in the arse!” and leave dry heaving into their cleaning cart. Photos were taken and emailed around to all male employees stating that the “…rancid fecal matter will be genetically tested to determine age, race and dietary preference of the individual involved!!!” Total bullshit of course, funny as hell though. We had our suspects but nobody fess’d up. I faked having a colostomy bag after that just so I could use the ambulant toilets. But that’s a story for another time.
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve never seen the aftermath of a shotgun spray, but I have seen a giant oatmeal loaf on the seat before. It’s part of why my old job stopped letting truck drivers use our bathrooms.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you work in any job where you have to clean restrooms you know
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you just go to a public restroom you know.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Having worked as a dishwasher in a chain restaurant, whose job it was to clean the bathrooms in the middle of the day after a busload of septuagenarians have done pretty much this: Yes, yes we absolutely need this sign.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Friday night at the club
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You don’t do this? 🤔
JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 months ago
I saw someone say they have IBS and hover and have bad aim.
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
seems pretty self explanatory to me
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This never gets old.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Men’s room
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
I think I don’t want to know
brokenlcd@feddit.it 8 months ago
In middle school we had a kid that routinely smeared shit over the entirety of the stall he used; i totally understand them for putting up that sigm
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I’m fairly sure that kid would have done this regardless of said sign though.
Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll never think of nasty bathrooms again without thinking of Alexander
GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 8 months ago
My friend works at a fast food place. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff they’ve had to deal with. People are disgusting.