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- Comment on Fuck you in particular 4 days ago:
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- Comment on This Telekom's plan that cannot be purchased on website, requiring an app just opens a website for registration, which doesn't even work because I use Firefox rather than Chrome as default. 1 week ago:
I know how hard it is to resist the charms of an UwUing chatbot, but please don’t support another garbage telco.
- Comment on Step 1: Delete 1 week ago:
True story, but only one of the three cats in that house went full crackhead over them. I guess some cats are more vulnerable to addiction than others.
- Comment on Step 1: Delete 1 week ago:
Tragic, and so reminiscent of addict behaviour in humans. Always with the “one last hit”.
- Comment on Two sides 1 week ago:
pls enjoy
Did OOP post audio of the event?
- Comment on Step 1: Delete 1 week ago:
These cat treats are essentially little nuggets of animal digest which, while not necessarily unhealthy in moderate quantities, are clearly addictive to a lot of cats. A web search for “my cat is addicted to Temptations” will show that my experience was not unique.
My parents give their cats Temptations. While I was living with them, they would give them to my cat too. My cat, who had previously had a pretty normal attraction to food, became transfixed on the pantry where he knew the Temptations were stored. He was no longer interested in my company, and only sought me out so he could lure me to the kitchen where he would sit and stare at that closed pantry door. When I opened it, he’d start yowling and fighting to get inside. Sometimes he would even attack my leg if I tried leaving the kitchen without giving him a Temptation. It was shocking and upsetting to see my sweet, gentle little cat acting this way. I’d known this cat for 5 or so years at this point, and it completely changed his personality. He just didn’t give a shit about anything but his next Temptation.
I established new rules for cat treats. They are not to be stored in open containers, they are not to be stored at cat height, and they are not to be fed to my cat. Ever. After a few weeks, his temperament returned to normal, but a mild fixation on that bottom shelf of the pantry lingered for much longer.
- Comment on Step 1: Delete 1 week ago:
Wanna know what it feels like to lose a loved one to an addiction to hard drugs? Get your cat some
TemptationsDreamies!No but really. Fuck these things.
- Comment on I'd sign up 1 week ago:
I hope this happens so I can hop on the fake ex market early. I’ll insert you into my fictional dating history at a rate of $50 per month that we were supposedly together.
- Comment on Habit tracker 5 weeks ago:
So ends another fantasy. Thank you for this exceptionally well written bucket of ice water.
- Comment on Vibe check! 5 weeks ago:
BDDB all bay, dady!
- Comment on Habit tracker 5 weeks ago:
Is Finland still a utopia? I used to fantasise about moving there, but lately I’ve been hearing about wage stagnation and cost of living increases that somewhat dent the overall happiness score.
- Comment on I should call her. 5 weeks ago:
The pores on my face as seen by the naked eye.
- Comment on GET FISHBOARDED IDIOT 5 weeks ago:
Oh… Poor baby 🥺 Image
- Comment on eggs 1 month ago:
Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I’ll probably start quoting it regardless.
- Comment on eggs 1 month ago:
Using “eggs” as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can’t deny it.
- Comment on Stanford Professor: The idea that Stanford University owes its graduate students a "living wage" is preposterous 1 month ago:
Is tea drinking a big enough deal to have its own slang?
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 month ago:
Was there even an article to go with this headline, or do we just publish any off–hand remarks made by rich tech dudes now?
- Comment on Leaked image suggests the next Battlefield game will be called Battlefield 6 - and the reveal event is coming very soon 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
My first thought was that odd numbers have soft edges, and even numbers are hard. I didn’t really know why I feel this way, but I always have. Your comment made me realise that geometry might have something to do with it.
What I still don’t fully understand though, is why I attribute personality types to numbers the way I do. Why do I think that 7 is dim–witted, and 2 is arrogant? You don’t have to have an answer. I just think about it sometimes.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I’m not at all superstitious, but so quick to attach sentimental value to things that I would instinctively know that this salt can never be thrown away or used in cooking for the rest of my life. I’d have to get an ornate urn for that salt, and it would become a thing I’d have to lift each time I’m dusting the shelves. Fucking salt.
- Comment on Anon turns on raytracing 2 months ago:
But muh puddles! Night City is nothing without those gorgeous, mirror–like puddles.
- Comment on Anon turns on raytracing 2 months ago:
Maximise your RTX performance with this one crazy hack!
Ray traced reflections: on
Ray traced everything else: off - Comment on Nexus Mods' new owners promise they won't monetise the site to death as users panic at the whiff of venture capital 2 months ago:
Here’s how it goes with half the games I mod these days.
- Game not manageable in Vortex out of the box 2. Find the extension that makes the game manageable 3. All popular mods are based on one single mod that acts as a framework or SDK for those other mods 4. That prerequisite mod isn’t well maintained on Nexus, and the author recommends using $otherModManager to manage this game
- Comment on Anon is an automaton 3 months ago:
💙
- Comment on Anon is an automaton 3 months ago:
Please.
- Comment on Easter "Eggs" 4 months ago:
- Comment on I hate my phone so I got rid of it 5 months ago:
How To With John Wilson but in LA and with less autism.
