Biblically accurate cat
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Wanna know what it feels like to lose a loved one to an addiction to hard drugs? Get your cat some
TemptationsDreamies!No but really. Fuck these things.
Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Can you elaborate?
hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
These cat treats are essentially little nuggets of animal digest which, while not necessarily unhealthy in moderate quantities, are clearly addictive to a lot of cats. A web search for “my cat is addicted to Temptations” will show that my experience was not unique.
My parents give their cats Temptations. While I was living with them, they would give them to my cat too. My cat, who had previously had a pretty normal attraction to food, became transfixed on the pantry where he knew the Temptations were stored. He was no longer interested in my company, and only sought me out so he could lure me to the kitchen where he would sit and stare at that closed pantry door. When I opened it, he’d start yowling and fighting to get inside. Sometimes he would even attack my leg if I tried leaving the kitchen without giving him a Temptation. It was shocking and upsetting to see my sweet, gentle little cat acting this way. I’d known this cat for 5 or so years at this point, and it completely changed his personality. He just didn’t give a shit about anything but his next Temptation.
I established new rules for cat treats. They are not to be stored in open containers, they are not to be stored at cat height, and they are not to be fed to my cat. Ever. After a few weeks, his temperament returned to normal, but a mild fixation on that bottom shelf of the pantry lingered for much longer.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Cat gets in the cabinet and chews through the bad
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
eierschaukeln@kbin.earth 3 weeks ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
There’s nothing funny about this. And yet I’m laughing at it a lot. Like, there isn’t a constructed joke here. The headless but not faceless cat shaped object is ridiculous. But it was already ridiculous in the original post. I need to analyze this with a team of scientists.
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
They should have sent a poet.
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
mrrrreow meow meow
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
If you’re talking about aerodynamics, you don’t.
NoPanko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Hey that’s the cat from the “I eat cement” tshirt
Juice@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Where’s the source file? I’m adding this to my 3d low poly game
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I thought you were going to 3d print this
Juice@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I’m going to convert a bulldozer into this so I can crash it into statues that I don’t like
synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Release the model !!!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Instructions unclear: released the hounds.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 weeks ago
It’s perfect
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No lie, is dreamy
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
have you tried carving your cat out of cat instead of wood?
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
How do you improve this? Easy. You improve it the same way you improve the Sistine Chapel, There Will Come Soft Rains or Nick Offerman’s moustache: you leave it the fuck alone.
josefo@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
It’s perfect. It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve seen today
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
New SCP found
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Slap a fur shader on it and ship it!
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Give the cat a head?
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Its magnificent
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 weeks ago
The purfect model for a surreal horror game.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
As some sort of avant garde art piece? It’s fine.
Klear@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Mxwell's ugly brother
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
3d modeling a cat is hard
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Which just makes this model all the more impressive.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
You don’t. This is perfection
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Why are you inside my head?
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
There’s a lot of room in here.