Biblically accurate cat
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Submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 10 months ago
hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Wanna know what it feels like to lose a loved one to an addiction to hard drugs? Get your cat some
TemptationsDreamies!No but really. Fuck these things.
Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Can you elaborate?
hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
These cat treats are essentially little nuggets of animal digest which, while not necessarily unhealthy in moderate quantities, are clearly addictive to a lot of cats. A web search for “my cat is addicted to Temptations” will show that my experience was not unique.
My parents give their cats Temptations. While I was living with them, they would give them to my cat too. My cat, who had previously had a pretty normal attraction to food, became transfixed on the pantry where he knew the Temptations were stored. He was no longer interested in my company, and only sought me out so he could lure me to the kitchen where he would sit and stare at that closed pantry door. When I opened it, he’d start yowling and fighting to get inside. Sometimes he would even attack my leg if I tried leaving the kitchen without giving him a Temptation. It was shocking and upsetting to see my sweet, gentle little cat acting this way. I’d known this cat for 5 or so years at this point, and it completely changed his personality. He just didn’t give a shit about anything but his next Temptation.
I established new rules for cat treats. They are not to be stored in open containers, they are not to be stored at cat height, and they are not to be fed to my cat. Ever. After a few weeks, his temperament returned to normal, but a mild fixation on that bottom shelf of the pantry lingered for much longer.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Cat gets in the cabinet and chews through the bad
devilish666@lemmy.world 10 months ago
eierschaukeln@kbin.earth 10 months ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
There’s nothing funny about this. And yet I’m laughing at it a lot. Like, there isn’t a constructed joke here. The headless but not faceless cat shaped object is ridiculous. But it was already ridiculous in the original post. I need to analyze this with a team of scientists.
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
They should have sent a poet.
Una@europe.pub 10 months ago
mrrrreow meow meow
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 months ago
If you’re talking about aerodynamics, you don’t.
NoPanko@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Hey that’s the cat from the “I eat cement” tshirt
Juice@midwest.social 10 months ago
Where’s the source file? I’m adding this to my 3d low poly game
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I thought you were going to 3d print this
Juice@midwest.social 10 months ago
I’m going to convert a bulldozer into this so I can crash it into statues that I don’t like
synapse1278@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Release the model !!!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Instructions unclear: released the hounds.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 10 months ago
It’s perfect
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
No lie, is dreamy
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
have you tried carving your cat out of cat instead of wood?
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
How do you improve this? Easy. You improve it the same way you improve the Sistine Chapel, There Will Come Soft Rains or Nick Offerman’s moustache: you leave it the fuck alone.
josefo@leminal.space 10 months ago
It’s perfect. It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve seen today
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
New SCP found
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Slap a fur shader on it and ship it!
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Give the cat a head?
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Its magnificent
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
The purfect model for a surreal horror game.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
As some sort of avant garde art piece? It’s fine.
Klear@quokk.au 10 months ago
Mxwell's ugly brother
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
3d modeling a cat is hard
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Which just makes this model all the more impressive.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 10 months ago
You don’t. This is perfection
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Why are you inside my head?
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
There’s a lot of room in here.