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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LadyButterfly@reddthat.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “three therapists” look at this rich person who can afford three therapists

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    • Faydaikin@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you’re messed up enough, there’s a chance the state has payed for them. On the other hand, at that point there’s probably also a very specific reason for being single.

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  • recklessengagement@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is there a dating app for people who don’t use dating apps due to the inherent data security and privacy issues?

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    • gigachad@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The arch Linux mailing list?

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      • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The subtle burns are the best ones.

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    • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I recommend a glottal stimulation of air paticles to cause positive vibrations of a membrane inside the receivers skull cavity resulting in consentual intra-species discourse. Chicks dig that shit.

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      • Barbarian@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Aaargh! Grug make mouth-noise, and now da air is all wobbly. Eerz hert from da wibble wobble air, it wobble too fast!

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    • Zelaf@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Nevermet”?

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How about one for people whose self esteem is anready abysmal and won’t be able to handle the horrors normal dating apps inflict on people.

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    • Maven@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There was an open source dating app for a bit. It still technically exists but theres no advertising for it and therefore nobody uses it so all of the accounts are dead including mine

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tfw no exes

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  • pulsewidth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Userbase: 9 users per City. None rurally.

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Per major city.
      And zero in the smaller towns.

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      • higgsboson@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        mfw (barring college dorms for 2 years,) I have never lived inside town or city limits.

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  • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope this happens so I can hop on the fake ex market early. I’ll insert you into my fictional dating history at a rate of $50 per month that we were supposedly together.

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    • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The ex has to also be on platform, and is a web of trust kind of algorithm. If the people you recommend violate the rules then if ducks points from you. If you get below a certain point, you and all the people you recommended are banned. If you want to open another account to keep your fake ex business going, you are going to have to get more people to vouch for you again

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        deducts?

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where the hell am I going to find two exes? I’m almost 40 and still with my first girlfriend.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, you could probably have 1 ex if your current GF found you still using a dating app.

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      • elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Because she’s in the app? Hmmmm

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    • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s straight to therapy for you then

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    • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stay strong, I'm trying to find gf #4 in my late 30s.
      Not dating young really makes it hard as an adult

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  • FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look into the match group. All their dating apps (and they own almost all of them) are designed to only make pairings that almost work but have one fatal incompatibility so both users come back and use the app again.

    It’s evil. Never use them. They own :

    Archer
    Asian People Meet
    Babyboomer People Meet
    BB People Meet
    Black Christian People Meet
    Black People Meet
    Black Professional People Meet
    BLK
    Catholic People Meet
    Chinese People Meet
    Chispa
    Delightful
    Democratic People Meet
    Divorced People Meet
    Genxpeoplemeet
    Hinge
    Indiamatch
    Interracial People Meet
    Italian People Meet
    J People Meet
    Latino People Meet
    Ldsplanet
    Little People Meet
    Loveandseek
    Marriage Minded People Meet
    Match.com
    Match Japan
    OkCupid
    Ourtime
    People Meet
    Pet People Meet
    Republican People Meet
    Seniorblack People Meet
    Single People Meet
    Stir
    The League
    Tinder
    Upward
    Veggiepeoplemeet
    Yuzu
    
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    • oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you have a source for this? I really wanna quite it but looking to validate first

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      • FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s obviously not the sort of thing you’d find on the internet…

        I personally know one of the employees.

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      • SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        mtch.com/ourcompany/

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    • SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Veggie People Meet is for Vegans in case anyone else was wondering.

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    • a_baby_duck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe it varies by region, but is there any good / ethical dating app with enough users to matter?

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      • SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fr, surely the list of apps not owned by this company is shorter to copy and paste

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      • FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I successfully used discord, telegram and IRL events, oftentimes organized through these platforms.

        Find some community for a hobby you’re into and be sociable.

        Or use whatever other platform the communities you’re into uses and don’t be a creep.

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No way am I doing either. Hell you couldn’t convince me to date in the first place. Nope, not worth it.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t afford therapy and never dated. FML

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  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m so glad I found my forever person before dating apps really took off

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  • drath@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can easily get both. Yet I know I am a deeply broken person and probably the last person you should date.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ASLRP, please

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      • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Anal sex live reaction polling?

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a tough one, because my last relationships were with a narcissist, a manipulator, a gold digger, and someone who made terrible assumptions about my situation out of prejudice. And my last therapist wanted to get paid without putting in much work.

    Isn’t dating so much fun?

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  • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It used to be friends/acquaintances that’d vouch for you, but ever since they paywalled that shit… 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why only young people?

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