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• janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “three therapists” look at this rich person who can afford three therapists

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  • Faydaikin@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re messed up enough, there’s a chance the state has payed for them. On the other hand, at that point there’s probably also a very specific reason for being single.

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• recklessengagement@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is there a dating app for people who don’t use dating apps due to the inherent data security and privacy issues?

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  • gigachad@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The arch Linux mailing list?

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I recommend a glottal stimulation of air paticles to cause positive vibrations of a membrane inside the receivers skull cavity resulting in consentual intra-species discourse. Chicks dig that shit.

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    • Barbarian@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aaargh! Grug make mouth-noise, and now da air is all wobbly. Eerz hert from da wibble wobble air, it wobble too fast!

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  • Zelaf@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Nevermet”?

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• hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hope this happens so I can hop on the fake ex market early. I’ll insert you into my fictional dating history at a rate of $50 per month that we were supposedly together.

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  • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    The ex has to also be on platform, and is a web of trust kind of algorithm. If the people you recommend violate the rules then if ducks points from you. If you get below a certain point, you and all the people you recommended are banned. If you want to open another account to keep your fake ex business going, you are going to have to get more people to vouch for you again

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• pulsewidth@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Userbase: 9 users per City. None rurally.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Per major city.
    And zero in the smaller towns.

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    • higgsboson@piefed.social ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      mfw (barring college dorms for 2 years,) I have never lived inside town or city limits.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tfw no exes

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No way am I doing either. Hell you couldn’t convince me to date in the first place. Nope, not worth it.

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• salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m so glad I found my forever person before dating apps really took off

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