They surely want to kill you, they just lack the ability to do so
Christmas beetles
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Haven’t seen any of these lil guys in the last 8 years 😔
Matty_r@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
About the same for me, but I saw one about 3 weeks ago. I was so excited because it had been so long, no one else seemed to care as much.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Same, just assume they’re all extinct by now.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
A similar golden beetle showed up in south America. Anyone has the scientific name?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
you are referring to this Charidotella sexpunctata
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We get “June Bugs” in California. They look just like this, but are brown and fuzzy and squeak when you pet them.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Your June bugs are very different from the ones we get in Texas. Ours aren’t fuzzy, and they don’t squeak. They just clumsily buzz around your porch lights and hit you in the face.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
IIRC, there’s like seven different species people call “june bug”.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
They always fly in my hair. My dog likes to eat them.
Zoot@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
That sounds freaking adorable and now I wish we could trade the kinds of June bugs we get for yours
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“This beetle merely wishes to join you in the celebration of the birth of a particular Palestinian prophet, and would like to encourage you to consider including beetles into your festive goodwill”
Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, it definitely WANTS to kill you.
It just can’t…
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Acute bug fever kills 1200. Sydney in lockdown.”
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Definitely a cute bug.
Rudee@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
You get these in southern Africa too, but our ones are just brown
UsernameNotFound404@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Got one of these in the house yesterday they’re bloody loud. It might not want to kill me but when I want to sleep it’s not long for this world
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It isn’t one species. It’s a bunch.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
what about Christmas Beatles?
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archonet@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Says who? Maybe it desperately wants to but mother nature simply hasn’t given it a mechanism for doing so. Yet.
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I always assume if I get just one downvote on a post mixed with a bunch of upvotes, it probably is an involuntary downvote, like when you scroll and hit the button without noticing.
Jestzer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For me, it’s the opposite: I assume anything with upvotes will eventually be downvoted by somebody for whatever reason they may have.
archonet@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
that may be, but the headcanon of someone going “no, actually, I have communed and become one with the beetles and they are totally chill” is funnier to me
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
@cornshark@lemmy.world is apparently the one person who downvoted this for some reason
cornshark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I downvoted this for “we know what your thinking”. The post was cute though!
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I did not downvote you because I’m the beetle whisperer. That beetle is flipping you off and hoping you can see it 'cause they’re doing it as hard as they can.