🙏 i need a shitty horror movie with this concept for christmas
Fun science fact
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UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 1 day ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I also want this, but with a budget inexplicably rivaling Avatar.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But with the writing, directing, and editing of a shitty horror movie. Just s-tier VFX carrying the world’s most hopeless movie.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I also want coca cola to sponsor the film without realising what it is until its too late
Jack_Burton@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
It’s not shitty, and not quite the same but Rare Exports is on my yearly Xmas horror watchlist. The short film is about how Santa Clauses exist in the wild as a feral species and are captured and trained by trained hinters to be monetised and sold for Christmas.
The full film (2010) is about the discovery of the first, true Santa buried in the ice in Norway, and his elves swarm to protect him.
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
You already have Diehard and Gremlins, be satisfied ;)
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
But this could be Die Hard and Gremlins during xmas!
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I think, my brain broke from reading “fun science fact” followed up by “the North Pole elves”…
huppakee@piefed.social 1 day ago
🎶 All I want for Christmas is pixels
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Okay so what do we make of the sledge and reindeer? Are they also the spawn of Santa, in a different category like ants have soldiers and workers?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Symbiotic relationship with reindeer. They get the power of flight and Santa gets transport
flora_explora@beehaw.org 12 hours ago
If Santa is the Queen, there needs to be some male drones impregnating him. It would make sense that the reindeer would fly to the freshly hatched Santas to mate with them. The sledge is only their form of wings then.
huppakee@piefed.social 1 day ago
I believe some ants grow wings so maybe Santa grows a sleigh with reindeer :)
taldennz@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
I imagine Mrs Claus more like an Enderverse Hive Queen.
All of the Elves and Santa’s are just extensions of the self. This is how she can compile ‘the list’. You think those Santa’s and Elves are just doing dress up for the season, but all year they are extensions of the Santa hive, watching to see who is naughty and who is nice.
Did your parent ever put on a Santa hat? They walk among us.
This is also how ‘Santa’ delivers all of the presents in a single night… They are all ‘(Mrs) Santa’.
gigachad@piefed.social 1 day ago
needs more jpeg
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
The pixels are a eusocial gestalt. One pixel is like the queen bee and every year gives birth to other pixels.
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Xenomorph Santa laying her elf eggs 1000027884
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Well this is ridiculous.
But I never thought to ask where elves come from. Does Mrs. Claus give birth to them? Or they have elf wives that live there too, like a company town at the North Pole? Where they are kept poor and exploited by Santa, so he can fulfill the greedy capitalist dreams of spoiled first world children? It’s like slavery with extra steps. Yeah I got laid in college.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Apparently Santa was originally an Elf. As in tiny, just like all the other elves. That’s why he uses the chimney, it’s big enough for him.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Santa is just a larger elf, having consumed a few of his kin
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 day ago
The santa is a hag ?
Sergio@piefed.social 1 day ago
It all makes sense now… You leave snacks out so when the Santa-maggots hatch in the darkness of their chimneys, they can crawl out and be fed. Also why lil kids must never wait and watch, lest the kids themselves be eaten.
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 day ago
I’d watch this movie