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This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Didn’t they already try to do this before with the alien bullshit?

    Between him and Obama pushing aliens it seems like America is just psyop at this point.

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Back around… 2020 or so we had a release of files that were basically ‘There are some weird flying things and we have no clue what they were’. After that we had that some coverage a few years back confirming that all of that led to ‘No definite evidence of aliens’ but I feel like I remember just last year we had a congressional hearing with some guy who worked for the DoD saying Aliens did exist and we had captured some of those UAPs. However, then again… I do think said guy who was most vocal on those hearings had a book he was trying real hard to sell.

      Who wants to take the bet that Trump is going to take a financial interest in some guy selling books on this and prop him up as ‘the’ expert.

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      • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Most old UFO sightings were in areas that are now known to be places where drone technology was being developed and tested.

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      • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The big golden book of aliuns

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Obama isn’t pushing aliens. He was asked a question and felt he needed to clarify his answer because people were not understanding his answer

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      • Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I watchedthe interview before it blew up. right after the alien thing he said that tupac was still alive…. in his playlist.

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Didn’t OBama say there were no aliens

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This time he has “proof” that thousands of Martians illegally voted in 2020.

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  • Scorned_Sparrow@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Won’t that upset his Christian base? Isn’t it anti Christian to think aliens exist?

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They don’t gaf about religion beyond the tribal shit and that it gives them a way to act better than those who disagree with them and appeal to an authority that will never contradict them.

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Catholics aren’t opposed to it.

      “God became man in Jesus in order to save us. So if there are also other intelligent beings, it’s not a given that they need redemption. They might have remained in full friendship with their creator,” he said.

      Father Funes went on to say that Christ’s incarnation and sacrifice was a unique and unrepeatable event. But he said he was sure that, if needed, God’s mercy would be offered to aliens, as it was to humans.

      I don’t think this is like official doctrine, but it seems to be the most common attitude I’m finding.

      As far as Protestants: the flat earth types might be against aliens because that goes against their everything. I’m really only talking your KJV-onliest or freaky Pentecostal teetering into cult types that would think aliens were literal demons.

      But I think most fundies would probably be fine with aliens if they were allowed to proselytize to them, and most mainline Christian churches would be fine with aliens existing.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anything, really anything, to distract from the Epstein files.

    BTW, how does “Wag the Dog” do in the streaming charts?

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  • schema@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wasn’t this one of the countless things he’d say he would do in 2016 and then never did, like release his tax reports?

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’d rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Didn’t he already do that before? Am I imagining that?

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  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Example snippet…
    Document no.45-666-696969
    From: 🟦🟦🟦🟦 of Omicron Persei 🟦
    To: 🟦🟦rrrrrr of Omicron Persei 8
    🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦’s island has too much human horn for harvesting. 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Lurrrrrr asked. 🟦 🟦🟦🟦 🟦 popplers 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦. 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟦 🟦🟦🟦 ? 🟦🟦🟦 .

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!”

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  • Twongo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    nice distraction. even if aliens were real they probably probed less asses without consent than Donny T and Jeffy E.

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  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At this point I’m not 100% convinced he hasn’t also raped someone in the alien files.

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  • BillCheddar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I know there aren’t aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Even the aliens have been to the Epstein Islands.

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  • sixtieth16@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Are we going to war with Iran today?
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs

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  • kingofras@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      About to send a strongly worded letter?

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      • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Someone downvoted you because you’ve gone BANANAS asking for such a violent action. I upvoted you BUT, whoa, you need to calm down! You can’t just go straight to a strongly worded letter.
        THAT’S TOO HARSH, TOO QUICK.
        No, first they need to grumble nonsensically. Then threaten a -normally worded- letter…a few times. Then send that letter. Then and only then they’ll ‘threaten’ a strongly worded letter…a few times. Then it’s strongly worded letter time.
        YOU DON’T GO STRAIGHT TO IT.
        That’s madness. You’re out of control!!

        Or, they will sit in their armchairs and do nothing, just like they’ve done for the last year. And for most of the crime since 2016.

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  • Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Country voted for a clown, should not have been surprised when the circus arrived.

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  • kablez@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Plot twist: Trump outs all the worlds billionaires as aliens. It turns out that’s why there like that.

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    • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      New crazy conspiracy theory: we’re being quietly targeted for extermination by a hostile alien species.

      They could wipe us out in an afternoon if they wanted to, but they can’t just come right in and bomb us from orbit, as that would cause an interstellar relations incident, maybe mass unrest back home. But they also want us gone. We gotta go because we’re an advancing young species, near their territory, and are a potential future problem. We’re not dealing with an alien army attacking us; we’re dealing with an alien equivalent of the CIA. They’re here to do the dirty work quietly.

      They know species at our level often run headfirst into environmental catastrophes as their technology becomes great enough to threaten the planet they live on. Instead of helping us, however, they’re throwing gasoline on the fire. They’ve brainwashed/replaced with clones the world’s wealthiest and most powerful people. And their behavior was psychologically programmed to maximize the chances of them leading us right into a climate apocalypse. Most species eventually get their shit together and place limits on extraction and pollution, less they all die. But if the right type of crazies are running the place, a species can just slam the accelerator as it drives off a cliff.

      And when we eventually do burn ourselves alive in a climate Armageddon, the aliens will run news stories, lamenting the tragic tale of a poor primitive planet that couldn’t right its ways in time. No threat of war between great interstellar powers. No mass protests movements back on the homeworld. Just a potential future rival nipped in the bud, no muss, no fuss. Mass murder dressed up as death by natural causes.

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      • kablez@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        So you’re saying aliens are treating Earth the way wealthy countries treat poorer countries…

        Makes more sense to me than the truth that pedophiles are in charge and so greedy for more wealth they’d risk everything they own and the planet with it to gain some intangible number on paper!

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      • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I wish the world made this much sense.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Obama:

    aliens exist.

    Trump:

    Here’s proof that he’s a lying ni–

    Karoline Leavitt:

    President Trump called Obama a “nice guy”. Anyone who attempts to state otherwise is a terrorist!

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anything to distract from his cesspool history.

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’s always been a caricature of himself, but he’s being a caricature even more bigly these days

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  • betanumerus@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was sure you meant “alien” as in “foreigner” but no, you actually mean extra-terrestrial. 👽

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  • limelight79@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This just cracks me up. Dude cannot stand any spotlight at ALL on Obama.

    His ego just can’t take it. Obama said something that makes the news? Rest assured Trump will top that!

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Obama: “I’m giving free healthcare to those who need it!”

      Trumpet: “Be quiet piggy”

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  • Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ah, I see we’re having some bear problems on our moonbase again

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  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There’s no way there’s actually aliens the government knows about dawg

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yawn aliens are old news. Trump please tell us who killed JFK.

    But first publicly apologize to every girl & woman you’ve assaulted & raped throughout your lifetime & pay each of them $10 million.

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    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      From prison

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  • Ungraded@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Alien vs. Predators

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  • Joeffect@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Am I the only one who doesn’t even think he wrote this? Its to… proper or something… it’s missing the unhinged aspect of all the other posts I’ve read of his…

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, since his tweet about the death of Jesse Jackson it’s very obvious that he has a ghostwriter.

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      • Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Plot twist, they have him dictate statements and then they just type what he says into chat GPT and his aides tell it to rewrite the content as a coherent chunk of text.

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      • Joeffect@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I haven’t been keeping up really… the other wierd thing… and maybe im wrong but does not seem very trump like to distinguish between aliens as both ufo and uap

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    extremely interesting

    Just say “distracting” we all know that’s what you mean

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Makes me think the worst of what we’ve heard is not only true, but far from the worst.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s what congress people with access to the unredacted files have been saying.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    First he accused Obama of leaking classified information with his recent comment on a pod cast. Obama said he never saw any evidence of ETs while president, but statistically they probably exist. I sort of remember previous presidents saying they would release UFO info, and then there being a big let down when that info was we have no evidence of extraterrestrial visits.

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    • plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh yeah, this has happened multiple times, and the story is always the same:

      1. The government says they’re going to release info on UFOs. This caused a brief flury of interest fuel the general public which is reinforced by the conspiracy theorists who swear that this will finally be proof of little green men at area 51, or whatever.
      2. The government takes a while to follow through, during which time the general public slowly loses interest. The conspiracy theorists start getting impatient and publicly worrying that there must be a faction within the government that’s deliberately slow walking the release or even modifying the documents because they don’t want The Truth to get out.
      3. The documents are finally released. They consist of 99% dry, beauracratic paperwork and 0% admissions that aliens have every visited earth, but the conspiracy theorists dig through and pull out a few scraps that can be spun to make a good headline.
      4. The nation spends at most a week talking about “video taken out the window of a fighter jet of a mysterious floating orb thats porobably just a balloon” #27, or “eye witness account from a sleep deprived 18 year old soldier who swears he saw an alien space ship while on guard duty at 2am” #382.
      5. The national news cycle moves on, and most people promptly forget about the whole thing. Meanwhile, the conspiracy theorists take whatever scraps they were able to find and add these to their rotating library of bulkshit to talk about. The initial promise that this was going to be irrefutable proof that aliens have visited earth is quietly forgotten. If it ever does come up, they blame that shadowy faction of the government which must have succeeded in watering down the release before publishing it.

      Rinse and repeat.

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hey, at least trump hasn’t appointed the head ufologist the secretary of defense yet. He hasn’t, has he? I’ve lost track.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      but statistically they probably exist

      What statistics? We haven’t found all the variables of the Drake equation yet. We might be alone in the observable universe.

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You would need to ask President Obama what he ment.

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  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Unidentified Epstein Files

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    • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The world: Release the damn Epstein files already!

      Trump: Look at the keys, look at them. Thery’re the best keys, terrific keys. These keys came up to me, tears in their eyes they said ”Sir…” [trails off, makes be-boop-ahh sounds and sharts audibly while smoke from the burnong Epstein files fills the room]

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