what if he raped them aliens too…
This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.
Submitted 3 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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me_myself_and_I@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We got aliens before GTA 6 lol
gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 months ago
MFer getting desperate
drspectr@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This looks like a yakuza game at this point, with these cartoon evil pedo politicians pulling the alien defense.
Mvlad88@lemmy.world 3 months ago
10 Euros that he’s gonna claim that he established intergalactic peace or something!
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wtf is a euro?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein’s hideout? You know, I don’t think he’s dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that’s also a crackhead, so I don’t think he’s very trustworthy.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Crackheads are actually some of the most solid sources of news & advice that exist. I get most of my news and all of my advice from the corner crackhead.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 months ago
wait what
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hes trying to buy more time for more redactions
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Tacos from space… BTW how’s that spaceforce going
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Unless Epstein was an alien, IDGAF.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dam he got to be a part of a massive sex trafficking ring AND THEN became president and got to hide it. Life is unfair lol
Tetragrade@leminal.space 3 months ago
Kolob Z’ghluthor was Epstein island. Lock him up!
Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 months ago
So soon we can all get the best toys the NRO have?
I remain incredulous.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t believe it until they AT LEAST septuple down
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
C’mon powerful money pedo’s. Enough is enough. Let’s mea culpa this crap and wipe this ludicrous stain from our collective world history and move on to better days ahead. This dark shit should stop immediately. All it takes is one domino. Come clean. Even though you will feel shame and self loathing (if you have even a trace of a soul) you will almost certainly feel somewhat cleaner for confessing. Meet this shit head on and let’s get passed it. For once in your life do the right thing.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
You know there’s a nonzero chance everyone will kill them over it, right?
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Will we at least find out what the hell happened in New Jersey last year?
Or the balloons and other supposed balloons all over North America a few years back?
Can we at least get a confirmed actual kill from a F-22 on something other than a hobby balloon? Taking down a UFO would at least show that our taxpayer money can provide us with decent tech.
BioDriver@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why, so ICE can try deporting them too?
anise@quokk.au 3 months ago
I’m sure the MIC is going to be very happy with all of their new tech being made public
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
At least if they release the alien pictures we’ll have confirmation that aliens aren’t pedophiles.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Unidentified Epstein Files
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
The world: Release the damn Epstein files already!
Trump: Look at the keys, look at them. Thery’re the best keys, terrific keys. These keys came up to me, tears in their eyes they said ”Sir…” [trails off, makes be-boop-ahh sounds and sharts audibly while smoke from the burnong Epstein files fills the room]