This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.

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• gigajhand@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  what if he raped them aliens too…

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What do you mean ”if”?

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• me_myself_and_I@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  We got aliens before GTA 6 lol

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  MFer getting desperate

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• drspectr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This looks like a yakuza game at this point, with these cartoon evil pedo politicians pulling the alien defense.

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• Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  10 Euros that he’s gonna claim that he established intergalactic peace or something!

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wtf is a euro?

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein’s hideout? You know, I don’t think he’s dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that’s also a crackhead, so I don’t think he’s very trustworthy.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Crackheads are actually some of the most solid sources of news & advice that exist. I get most of my news and all of my advice from the corner crackhead.

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      wait what

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hes trying to buy more time for more redactions

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• SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tacos from space… BTW how’s that spaceforce going

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Unless Epstein was an alien, IDGAF.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dam he got to be a part of a massive sex trafficking ring AND THEN became president and got to hide it. Life is unfair lol

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• Tetragrade@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Kolob Z’ghluthor was Epstein island. Lock him up!

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So soon we can all get the best toys the NRO have?

  I remain incredulous.

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• FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t believe it until they AT LEAST septuple down

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  C’mon powerful money pedo’s. Enough is enough. Let’s mea culpa this crap and wipe this ludicrous stain from our collective world history and move on to better days ahead. This dark shit should stop immediately. All it takes is one domino. Come clean. Even though you will feel shame and self loathing (if you have even a trace of a soul) you will almost certainly feel somewhat cleaner for confessing. Meet this shit head on and let’s get passed it. For once in your life do the right thing.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You know there’s a nonzero chance everyone will kill them over it, right?

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Will we at least find out what the hell happened in New Jersey last year?

  Or the balloons and other supposed balloons all over North America a few years back?

  Can we at least get a confirmed actual kill from a F-22 on something other than a hobby balloon? Taking down a UFO would at least show that our taxpayer money can provide us with decent tech.

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• BioDriver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why, so ICE can try deporting them too?

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• anise@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m sure the MIC is going to be very happy with all of their new tech being made public

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  At least if they release the alien pictures we’ll have confirmation that aliens aren’t pedophiles.

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