This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  C’mon powerful money pedo’s. Enough is enough. Let’s mea culpa this crap and wipe this ludicrous stain from our collective world history and move on to better days ahead. This dark shit should stop immediately. All it takes is one domino. Come clean. Even though you will feel shame and self loathing (if you have even a trace of a soul) you will almost certainly feel somewhat cleaner for confessing. Meet this shit head on and let’s get passed it. For once in your life do the right thing.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know there’s a nonzero chance everyone will kill them over it, right?

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• Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah, I see we’re having some bear problems on our moonbase again

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• QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s no way there’s actually aliens the government knows about dawg

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Unidentified Epstein Files

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The world: Release the damn Epstein files already!

    Trump: Look at the keys, look at them. Thery’re the best keys, terrific keys. These keys came up to me, tears in their eyes they said ”Sir…” [trails off, makes be-boop-ahh sounds and sharts audibly while smoke from the burnong Epstein files fills the room]

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• gigajhand@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  what if he raped them aliens too…

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What do you mean ”if”?

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• me_myself_and_I@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We got aliens before GTA 6 lol

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yawn aliens are old news. Trump please tell us who killed JFK.

  But first publicly apologize to every girl & woman you’ve assaulted & raped throughout your lifetime & pay each of them $10 million.

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    From prison

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• SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tacos from space… BTW how’s that spaceforce going

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  MFer getting desperate

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• anise@quokk.au ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m sure the MIC is going to be very happy with all of their new tech being made public

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least if they release the alien pictures we’ll have confirmation that aliens aren’t pedophiles.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Will we at least find out what the hell happened in New Jersey last year?

  Or the balloons and other supposed balloons all over North America a few years back?

  Can we at least get a confirmed actual kill from a F-22 on something other than a hobby balloon? Taking down a UFO would at least show that our taxpayer money can provide us with decent tech.

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