SipsTea

Comments

• N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What should you do? Become president of France. Problem solved.

  source

  • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway… Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.

    source

    • loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Very important step: be scouted out by the financial elite early on, then have them groom you every step of the way.

      source
• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If this is true, holy shit. I once dated a woman 16 years older than I was, I was 26. She had 4 kids ranging from 8, 17, 19, 20. I never attempted to parent the older 3 kids, and they never asked me my age; it was an unspoken agreement. I did parent the 8 year old. The older kids asked for my help a handful of times over the 7 years I was a part of their family, and I happily helped them and stepped up when I could. They were shocked I helped. I was like look, I’m not your parent, I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you are still family and I got your back.

  In retrospect, it was a pretty unhealthy relationship, but I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.

  source

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.

    You’re not really in your 20s if you aren’t doing a certain amount of stupid bullshit

    source

    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Want to get older? Pass a competence test. Want to stay old? Pass a competence test.

      Fail? Straight to the recycler

      source
  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I read “She was 26” and kept trying to figure out that math because I didn’t like the answer I was coming up with. Turns out it’s just my reading comprehension that wasn’t working out.

    source
  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can you elaborate om how you were “dumb in many ways” in your 20s?

    source

    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lots of PTSD from being sold for sex by my parents.

      source

      • -> View More Comments
    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not OC but it’s always retrospective. I am 38 and look back at my 20s and reflect on mistakes. Caring too much about how I was perceived, not caring enough about how I perceived myself. Not being honest with myself. Fortunately years and increased responsibility put into perspective the important versus the unimportant. I focus in things that make me happy, make my family happy. I focus less on doing things just because other people are doing them. I did a lot of stuff I didn’t want to do in my 20s because of where I was at in life.

      And hey, not everyone’s dumb in their 20s. And if you’re in your 20s, there’s no point in reflecting on it. You are where you are, you do what you do, your life will end up wherever it ends up.

      source
    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wasted time playing WoW with catfish.

      Maybe projecting there…

      source
  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah when I was being the young hot piece of ass for a woman with a kid my age I knew where I stood: proof mom is a cougar

    source
  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not dumb at all, it was a core life experience, not much different than many people go through. It’s fairly common with the gender roles reversed.

    source
  • derry@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most of us were dumb in our twenties

    source
• pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And that, young people, is why you should not post your photo on the internet.

  Be glad that’s not even something sexual.

  source
• jcs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does the 21 year old need a father figure at that age? Is their biological or step-father not around? I don’t see the need for the 21 year old to accept an 18 year old as a father figure since they’re already an adult. Express personal boundaries but let them live their own life.

  source
• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  fuck them both?

  source
• lime@feddit.nu ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  introduce him to your mum

  source

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    source

    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      We should fuck each others mothers

      source
  • Pumafred9@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s time for a switcharoo

    source

    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should fuck each other’s mothers

      Fuck each other’s moooooms! 🎶

      source

      • -> View More Comments
  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Now, many many years ago
    When I was twenty three
    I was married to a widow
    Who was pretty as could be…

    source
• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve seen this on Pornhub

  source
• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lay down a curfew, and enforce it by promising not to release a sex tape

  source
• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You need to establish dominance seduce him but make sure he only bottoms.

  source

  • Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    he only bottoms.

    What does this mean?

    source

    • derry@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh sweet summer child, stay innocent

      source

      • -> View More Comments
    • switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ehhhh, that would mean a fellow who only catches. Um, sexually. You are so precious, OP. ☺️

      source
    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      google “bottoming”

      source
• treesquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This has to be a joke. Nobody could possibly be this audacious, right? RIGHT?

  source
• kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Show him your Pokémon card collection.

  source

  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This is the only reasonable answer.

    source
• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kids at 25 is the least fun way to be 25.

  source

  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Haven’t had a problem with it. Life’s expensive, I couldn’t afford anything, but I still can’t and I don’t think I would’ve otherwise.

    I dropped out of collge at 23 and didn’t know what to do with my life. So took a job in a factory and we had a kid.

    Now I’m 35 and I’m older, wiser, better. And I’m now finishing my bachelor and starting my career as a software developer. All while many other software developers my age are dropping out because of burn out or bore out.

    I’d argue it’s much more fun to figure out parenthood while you’re young and relatively free with plenty of time and energy for your kid. than to figure out parenthood when you’re older, more tired and have to work a demanding career.

    source

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Everyone is different, but a lot of studies show that late 20s / early 30s is a sweet spot for stability and not encountering big risks with conceiving.

      That said, having kids in your early 20’s, and early 30’s both sounds miserable to me.

      source
    • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      you missed the best time to figure out parenthood

      but good on you for self improvement while working and raising a kid

      source
  • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bright side is that they’re out of the house by 45. Still though, I’d rather be relatively free of responsibilities at 25 than 45.

    source

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is a pretty good chance they ain’t leaving the nest after high school. Wage stagnation, increased housing prices, limited junior job roles. People stay at home forever these days.

      pewresearch.org/…/the-shares-of-young-adults-livi…

      source

      • -> View More Comments
  • Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Grandparent at 50 is better than grandparents at 70

    source
  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For most of human history, it’s been routine.

    source

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Most of human history also didn’t live to 80 and have to manage payments on a certified preowned Kia and a 3 / 2.5 in a good school district.

      source
• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Threaten to change the WiFi password until he accepts your dominance.

  source
• YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plate catch with him

  source
• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ask him to buy you a bottle to help you cope, like a good father.

  source
• man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Belt to ass, duh

  source

  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤

    source
• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck his mom, louder

  source
• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Make him buy You beer.

  source
• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  setup a play-date

  source
• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cut him out of the will.

  source
• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that’ll teach 'em…

  source
• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here’s my suggestion: find someone you won’t have to change the diapers of by the time you start needing reading glasses yourself.

  source

  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But what if that’s your fetish?

    source
• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Take him fishing

  source
• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Leave for milk and cigarettes?

  source
• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Steal his Airpods.

  source
• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Challenge home to a game of rock scissors paper winner gets the mom

  source

  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sorry to inform you sir but that game is definitely called rock paper scissors

    source

    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What do you mean it’s called paper scissors rock?

      I thought it was called scissors rock paper?

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kick his ass in Fortnite, obviously.

  source
• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think I have seen this porn.

  source