Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

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• kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    not with morning wood

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    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why do you have morning wood at work

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    • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes

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    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up

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  • spikespaz@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It comes with the risk of contamination or infection if you’re well endowed.

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    • juliebean@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      do such people also have to poop while standing?

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    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.

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  • wondrous_strange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just cause it’s easy doesn’t mean you should.

    Also, it’s not easier than standing.

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    • flyingSock@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I find sitting easier than standing. It requires less attention (atleast if you have standards of the waste actually being in the pot).

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      do you like, have severe knee pain or something? that’s the only way i can see it being more difficult to sit down.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why though.

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    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      • Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up
      • Cleaner for the bathroom: zero risk foreskin messing up your aim and having pee hit areas that don’t get washed by the flush
      • Better urine elimination for men that have prostate issues or lower urinary tract symptoms. I don’t, but it’s a factor
      • More chill to sit down and check your phone while in the bathroom

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    • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because splashback.

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My dignity refuses to piss sitting down !

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• manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you properly close a toilet seat/lid, everyone has to open it before using it, I don’t see what the big deal is

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  • Joeffect@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also, if it’s not a weird toilet seat that doesn’t have a lid, you should be putting it down to reduce the number of particles that get into the air…

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    • yobasari@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Closing the lid doesn’t reduce the number of particles that get into the air.

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    • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Umm, the word is “pooticles”

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    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That not how that works look at the myth busters episode

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    • krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lastly, toilet water is delicious and it fortifies the bones.

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    • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A lot of public toilets don’t have a cover.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      youtu.be/T0Cgt3sWrQ8

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m a woman and will leave the seat up at work (not at home)

  We have unisex toilets and truck drivers use them - they regularly wee all over the toilet seats if left down :(

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    if there is a lid - always down

    if there is no lid - always up

    it is the safest, cleanest, fairest option

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    we just leave it down at home. we talked about it one day and everyone with male excretory parts just wants to get off their feet. only time the seat lifts is for cleaning.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve thought of this so many times. I’m fact, I’ve thought about a spring-loaded seat hinge that raises the seat unless there’s a person upon it. If the seat is always up, it is much less likely to be urinated upon. It takes the work completely out of the hands of the user.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pooping is what unites us

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  • lol_idk@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Peeing while seated unites us

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It seems like at least half of men can’t aim anyway, so it’s better to just sit down.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pooping with the seat up unites us

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But like, if men pee with the seat up, but both men and women poop with the seat down, then statistically the seat is already down more than half of the time. Now if we enforce a policy like this, that would mean more than half of the times someone walks in and needs the seat to be down is in luck, but the rest has to do double the “work”. And if someone goes in after someone who would have otherwise left the seat up, they too do double the work, so the seat changes position 4 times instead of once. I think it’s much more “just” to simply change the seat whenever you need it and sometimes you will even find it in the position you need it.

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  • JohnnyMac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yeah some people like to fall in

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I poo standing up. You can’t force me.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah it’s a silly sign and they should relax.

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• DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I once jokingly mentioned to my wife that leaving the seat up is just as convenient for me as leaving it down is for her. To which she pointed out that, of the four different permutations of toilet use between us, 3/4 require the seat to be down, so all in all, it makes sense to leave the seat down.

  And dammit, I had to marry a logical autistic, didn’t I?

  So now I always (try to remember to) leave the seat down.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I tend to sit down to pee most times (at home), so that ratio is even higher for us…

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    autistic women are the best

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  • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At home both of those are invalid. You close the lid before you flush so you don’t spread particles everywhere (among many other benefits)

    Everyone opens the lid/seat to the desired level. Everyone does their business. Everyone closes the lid. Everyone flushes and washes their hands.

    True gender equality!

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    • Si_sierra@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is the correct answer

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s just basic math. +Sit the fuck down when pissing at home. Who is paying you to stand while taking a piss when you could sit down?

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    • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Laziness

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My OnlyFans subscribers. I’m StandingStreamer.

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, it’ll be less than 3/4 if you always stand to pee, because people pee more often than they poop (of they hydrate sufficiently and there’s no health issue). But it’ll still definitely be over half, so the result is the same.

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• Caillte@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sit to pee for all. Solves all problems.

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  • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve been to men’s restroom before. I wouldn’t sit on that unless extremely necessary. Even then, I’d wipe that ship clean and cover it in toilet paper first

    I do wonder if they all sat whether that’d solve it, though. That is, if it’d be cleaner. Or maybe they don’t need to sit to keep it clean. Idk

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve worked maintenance for many years and I can assure there is no difference between men’s and women’s rest rooms other than there being urinals, they’re all disgusting, we’re all disgusting, all bathrooms are just wild animal shit houses.

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  • bob_lemon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Men that pee standing up (except urinals, or bushes) just like to make their life a tiny bit worse for no reason at all.

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    • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      At home, yes. Out in the wild? Hell nah. That shi nasty (usually)

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  • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I had a cat that trained me to sit down to pee.

    The only time I could ever get her to purr was when when I was sat on the toilet. So, of course, I began sitting down to pee in order to maximise her purring and fusses. And it kinda stuck.

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    nooooope not putting my cheeks on that unless necessary

    seat up, squat a bit, and aim to reduce splash. wipe when done no matter what it looks like

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Leave the seat down so when you flush you won’t inhale your poop and pee.

  Cmon it’s not hard.

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  • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think just being an organism with an anus leads to higher levels of poop exposure than whatever minuscule amount of particulate matter that manages to aerosolize from an unlided flush

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, but I already have all the diseases that I have. I don’t need to add all the diseases everyone else has too, or vice versa.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      Also, no way, leave the seat as is, it is the responsibility of every user to adjust the seat to their current need.

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You mean the lid infested of the seat?

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• y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you raise it, put it back down when you’re done. If you put it down, put it back up when you’re done. That seems fair.

  Alternatively, if there’s a lid, close the lid when you’re done. Then everyone is equally “inconvenienced”.

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  • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always close the lid so things don’t fall in

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    • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Most The public bathrooms around me, don’t have lids for the toilet.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In my house, the toilet seat and lid are down when not in use. Because I have a cat and she’s the kind of idiot that will jump into the toilet and then track toilet water into my bed.

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    • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I try to do the same. My cat can get a little carried away with his toys and sometimes they’ll get swatted into the toilet

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• zqps@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Extremely silly post. Reactionary gender war nonsense. Everyone can and does and should sit down, that’s why it’s unisex. Stop hitching your identity and ego to the way your dad told you to piss.

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is a shit take literally. Why would I sit down to pee if I don’t have to? That’s more contact with the gross toilet.

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    • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You have never had to clean a toilet yourself, have you?

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    • zqps@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re making it gross.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ok boss

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or it was just a lighthearted joke…

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    • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just as lighthearted as the hundreds of ‘I hate my wife’ boomer jokes. Its simply bad taste.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If men have to put down women have to lift up. Morality is when the same logic is applied to the other side. Otherwise your being sexist and prejudice.

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  • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes because men can only shit while standing. Are you reading your own bullshit?

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• Bruhh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I never understood the whole “you left the toilet seat up” complaint. Never been an issue in my family but have heard “he never puts the seat down” all the time. Is it that much effort to put the toilet seat down when you need to go?

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Toilet seats are fully operational by anyone, (it’s true I checked). How about instead of trying to police everyone you just put it up or down yourself and stfu?

  Seeing this sign would ensure I go out of my way to leave it up.

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• aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Soft close toilet seats should be mandatory.

  Then putting the lid down is a matter of a single light push.

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I put the lid down, don’t want toilet water splashing all over the place when you flush.

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• lorty@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Did you know this isn’t a discussion at all in most of the world? People do whatever and no one is bothered by it. I only ever see this in American media.

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• squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If this was a male-only bathroom I’d still totally agree with the content of the sign.

  If you want to pee standing, use the urinal. I, as a man, don’t enjoy sitting in some other person’s pee either.

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My brother used to say, if i have to lift it up why shouldn’t my wife have to put it down?

  I see his point but, i close the lid to flush so i don’t have to brush my teeth with a pissy shit particle covered toothbrush.

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• Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can people do what they need to do without anybody policing them? Seat up or down who cares?

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• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

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• HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No no no. Better to leave the seat up so that when people pee standing up the toilet water droplets don’t get on the seat.

  I pee standing up in public and know the mess it can cause.

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• jcs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This issue always baffles me.

  The amazing thing about owning a penis is that I can still pee sitting down and there’s never any drama. Have to poop? Don’t even have to move! Have to fart? Go for it! Not farting in your underwear makes them smell fresher for longer, anyway.

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• BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This assumes that men ever lift the seat. I’d prefer it be left up so that there is at least a chance I can sit on a dry, piss-free seat. Lowering a seat is preferable to the alternative.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is peeing standing up something I’m just too intersex to understand? Like even before bottom surgery it was just more easy and convenient to sit down for it

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• SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t really understand what is the end goal here. It isn’t minimising of total work done, because for this optimal strategy would be just leaving the seat in whatever position it was used. Funnily enough, amount of times it needs to be put up is exactly the same it needs to be put down in absolute terms, but considering the “up” group is smaller than “down group”, their perceived amount of times position should be changed is higher than the same for the opposite group. I. e. in group of one “up” and 9 “downs”, “ups” need to change position of lid with 90% probability, and for every “down” it’s only 10%. Huh. Ofcl course overall it equalizes: 1×0.9=9×0.1.

  Or is it some kind of “welcomeness”? Like, leaving the lid in the most probable expected position (which for equal gender usage would be “sitting” because people sometimes poop, usually not while standing; and because penis people sometimes pee while sitting (me often, but usually at home, not in public)).

  Or is it something else?

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• QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you have to sit and you have to go immediately you appreciate those that were considerate enough to engage in this simple act of decency.

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• angband@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So, like, peeing into a toilet with the seat down, 100% keeps those tiny little splashes hitting the tops my bare feet at home. So, when I pee in public toilets, I keep the seat down, to keep the urine off my shoes. I do wipe the seat if I miss, and I also spray if there is disinfectant. But I hear the smart girls squat atop the seat anyway.

  Really, places where you don’t have a urinal are sub optimal.

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• Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As someone with common sense and a little bit of decency: complaining about being asked to leave the toilet seat down when it benefits everybody is ridiculous

  Unless you like sitting on the ceramic with no seat, I guess.

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