Invent a new urinal and demand everyone use a shewee-like thing (for aim purposes). Now everyone can enjoy the satisfaction of peeing standing up and we can get rid of all gendered restrooms.
Now what, maga?
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Invent a new urinal and demand everyone use a shewee-like thing (for aim purposes). Now everyone can enjoy the satisfaction of peeing standing up and we can get rid of all gendered restrooms.
Now what, maga?
Exactly.
I always put it down.
Because women love to pick fights over the smallest things.
I close it entirely. That way everyone has to open the lid.
Chaotic neutral spotted
Number 1 | Number 2 | |
---|---|---|
men | up | down |
women | down | down |
3/4 of these are down, so it seems to me like the etiquette should be to leave it down.
Be careful what you wish for.
up. down makes me uncomfortable. Schrodinger's toilet seat.
I wonder if signs like these are effective. Unless you are monitoring and handing out fines as guests leave, they are gonna just do whatever is their habit.
I listened to it, even though I found it funny.
Lid up -> cats drink toilet water Lid down -> no toilet-face cats (Seat down because lid is down)
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Peak boomer humor. Congrats!