My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
Gaysadilla
Submitted 2 months ago by Iheartcheese@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Give it some hot sauce for the +
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You forgot the quinoa.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does that mean no trans fats?
psoul@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah no more, we’re saturated
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I’ll still let it be in my mouth.
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Might want to sit on it first.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Guess I can change dinner to hot soup instead of gayzpacho
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Try the cream of sum yung gai.
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
cream of sum yung gai. tried it in the 90s when i was in my experimental phase
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Klear@quokk.au 2 months ago
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“You’re a SMEEEEE–”
dumbass@piefed.social 2 months ago
What’s a traditional queer meal?
AniZaeger@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a gay man, Olive Garden’s “Pasta e Fagioli” comes to mind.
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But are you traditionally gay?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
do you think maybe you enjoy going to Olive Garden not for the pasta, but due to the abandonment issues you have with your family?
after all, when you go to Olive Garden, you’re family.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Is there hotdogs in it?
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Ass.
stickly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Uhhhh… In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
thanks i was looking for dinner plans for the week!
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
estrogen burger
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Fudge.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I thought only packed fudge was queer… dam have I been appropriating?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Just load after load of heavy whipping cream
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
two hot dogs no bun for example
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But a hot dog in the bun is not?
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hot dogs and… Uhhh… Corn?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Corn dogs for sure.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Mr Brains Pork [redacted]
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hare pie with dill dough
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Quiche then: “What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!”
Quiche now: “Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!”
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We have traditional foods?
I’m gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Want to naked snuggle a tofu lady now ngl
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to “YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS” and nice, sweet things like these…
Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you’re butt hurt because you don’t like my food them find a therapist
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!
Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.
AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cultural appropriation is something like McDonald’s advertising a new Indian burger and it’s just a beefburger with some chillies in it, i.e. someone’s attempting to gain from a bastardised caracature of the culture that wouldn’t be something someone from that culture would participate in. Right wing pundits intentionally misrepresented it as things like eating a traditional dish from another culture to make it sound stupid so people would dismiss it, and then people who’d only heard the misrepresentation but wanted to do the right thing or at least appear to be doing the right thing started acting like it was immoral to participate in any culture you weren’t born into.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
By that logic you can’t call ppl out on anything because jerks are gonna be jerks. If ppl didnt call jerks out on their bullshit minstrel shows would still be a thing
Soleos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Welcome participation in your culture is not appropriation. Appropriation happens when a tradition is taken and decontextualized from its original culture, adopted by mainstream culture, and changed to mean something else without buy-in from the originating culture.
You know your culture has been appropriated when some rando who isn’t even part of your culture explains to you how you’re wrong about your tradition because it doesn’t look like their mainstream version. For example, explaining to an Indian person that yoga is a physical exercise program where you continuously shift between isometric stretches.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I have asked four black people I know about whites wearing dreadlocks. The answers ranged from my cousin‘s Nigerian wife; „Haha, nah, it’s fine.“ to my neighbor „That’s something only white women care about“.
It’s a step on the spiral of moral purity, that doesn’t actually improve the life of any black person.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a black dude with dreads I don’t care about white ppl with dreads. I just need you all to stop assuming I’m rasta or I’ll sell you weed
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Black dude whose hair cannot produce dreads: also don’t care. It’s a hair style.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Posts like this are proof positive of Dead Internet Theory, because surely no human could be this oblivious to an obvious joke
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck you, I do what I want
And you will be heckled accordingly
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are hot dogs gay?
The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are hot dogs gay?
Hot dogs, brauts, really any kind of sausage. Also zucchini, carrots, you better believe egg plants are right out.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No hot dogs are tacos therefore their traditional Mexican fare.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart’s content. You can pry my Bush’s from my cold, dead hands.
Aeri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What the fuck is a queer food? I’m queer are bagel bites a queer food?
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Spotted dick?
Oh honey you bet I did
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
soooo…is rainbow sherbet safe?
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 months ago
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So no more morning bannas in my ass 😞
glorkon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
prepares Cock au Vin
Wait… what?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Dafuq is gay cuisine? It is all food. Fuck that person.
Janx@piefed.social 2 months ago
Don’t worry, I’m only eating like a poor, gay person. Who, as a human being, is remarkable similar to me…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No more muffellata munching for me
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Polla asado
generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a person who grew up in a place where we used the word “queer” to mean “strange” or “weird”, with zero gender/sexuality links, I can see the person meaning “weird traditional foods”.
Looking at you haggis.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 months ago
ratatouille two confirmed
chetradley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Question: can I still eat skittles if I separate them first by color, so I don’t accidentally taste the rainbow?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So i cant slurp down hotdogs anymore?
psoul@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No BLT+G for you anymore.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
that was just my name in college
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How did you get in my kitchen???
ulterno@programming.dev 2 months ago
Making it easy to recycle by removing the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.