My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
Gaysadilla
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Iheartcheese@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Give it some hot sauce for the +
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You forgot the quinoa.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Does that mean no trans fats?
psoul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah no more, we’re saturated
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I’ll still let it be in my mouth.
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Might want to sit on it first.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Guess I can change dinner to hot soup instead of gayzpacho
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Try the cream of sum yung gai.
imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
cream of sum yung gai. tried it in the 90s when i was in my experimental phase
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Klear@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“You’re a SMEEEEE–”
dumbass@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
What’s a traditional queer meal?
AniZaeger@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a gay man, Olive Garden’s “Pasta e Fagioli” comes to mind.
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But are you traditionally gay?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
do you think maybe you enjoy going to Olive Garden not for the pasta, but due to the abandonment issues you have with your family?
after all, when you go to Olive Garden, you’re family.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Is there hotdogs in it?
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Ass.
stickly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Uhhhh… In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
thanks i was looking for dinner plans for the week!
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
estrogen burger
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Fudge.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I thought only packed fudge was queer… dam have I been appropriating?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Just load after load of heavy whipping cream
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
two hot dogs no bun for example
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But a hot dog in the bun is not?
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hot dogs and… Uhhh… Corn?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Corn dogs for sure.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Mr Brains Pork [redacted]
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hare pie with dill dough
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Quiche then: “What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!”
Quiche now: “Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We have traditional foods?
I’m gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Want to naked snuggle a tofu lady now ngl
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are hot dogs gay?
The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are hot dogs gay?
Hot dogs, brauts, really any kind of sausage. Also zucchini, carrots, you better believe egg plants are right out.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
No hot dogs are tacos therefore their traditional Mexican fare.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to “YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS” and nice, sweet things like these…
Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you’re butt hurt because you don’t like my food them find a therapist
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!
Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.
AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cultural appropriation is something like McDonald’s advertising a new Indian burger and it’s just a beefburger with some chillies in it, i.e. someone’s attempting to gain from a bastardised caracature of the culture that wouldn’t be something someone from that culture would participate in. Right wing pundits intentionally misrepresented it as things like eating a traditional dish from another culture to make it sound stupid so people would dismiss it, and then people who’d only heard the misrepresentation but wanted to do the right thing or at least appear to be doing the right thing started acting like it was immoral to participate in any culture you weren’t born into.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
By that logic you can’t call ppl out on anything because jerks are gonna be jerks. If ppl didnt call jerks out on their bullshit minstrel shows would still be a thing
Soleos@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Welcome participation in your culture is not appropriation. Appropriation happens when a tradition is taken and decontextualized from its original culture, adopted by mainstream culture, and changed to mean something else without buy-in from the originating culture.
You know your culture has been appropriated when some rando who isn’t even part of your culture explains to you how you’re wrong about your tradition because it doesn’t look like their mainstream version. For example, explaining to an Indian person that yoga is a physical exercise program where you continuously shift between isometric stretches.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I have asked four black people I know about whites wearing dreadlocks. The answers ranged from my cousin‘s Nigerian wife; „Haha, nah, it’s fine.“ to my neighbor „That’s something only white women care about“.
It’s a step on the spiral of moral purity, that doesn’t actually improve the life of any black person.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a black dude with dreads I don’t care about white ppl with dreads. I just need you all to stop assuming I’m rasta or I’ll sell you weed
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Black dude whose hair cannot produce dreads: also don’t care. It’s a hair style.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Posts like this are proof positive of Dead Internet Theory, because surely no human could be this oblivious to an obvious joke
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck you, I do what I want
And you will be heckled accordingly
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart’s content. You can pry my Bush’s from my cold, dead hands.
Aeri@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What the fuck is a queer food? I’m queer are bagel bites a queer food?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Spotted dick?
Oh honey you bet I did
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
soooo…is rainbow sherbet safe?
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
So no more morning bannas in my ass 😞
glorkon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
prepares Cock au Vin
Wait… what?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Dafuq is gay cuisine? It is all food. Fuck that person.
Janx@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Don’t worry, I’m only eating like a poor, gay person. Who, as a human being, is remarkable similar to me…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No more muffellata munching for me
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Polla asado
generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a person who grew up in a place where we used the word “queer” to mean “strange” or “weird”, with zero gender/sexuality links, I can see the person meaning “weird traditional foods”.
Looking at you haggis.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
ratatouille two confirmed
chetradley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Question: can I still eat skittles if I separate them first by color, so I don’t accidentally taste the rainbow?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So i cant slurp down hotdogs anymore?
psoul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No BLT+G for you anymore.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Image
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
that was just my name in college
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How did you get in my kitchen???
ulterno@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Making it easy to recycle by removing the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.