Yes. I can spend those two hours watching door hinge repair videos on YouTube, I was going to do that anyway.
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MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 day ago
123@programming.dev 23 hours ago
Spend 2 hours watching door hinge repair videos followed by buying a new house since you have 500m.
MimicJar@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
A new house! Just think of all the new doors with hinges that need adjusting.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Sure you were. And then you were finally going to get around to fixing them, right!? Just take your precious money.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Your youtube recommendations for the next 3.4 years will include door hinges.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
This is how those onlyfans promo account posts read. “Would you (obese gamer virgin) fuck me (fit nude model) however you want if I begged you for it enough???”
And then the comments like “yes baby I’d love to 😋😍😉”
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
I fucking hate this whole dynamic.
Localhorst86@feddit.org 9 hours ago
“If you could do anything with me in a hotel room, what would you do?”
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I just honestly don’t think I could. They say money can’t buy happiness and it sure as hell can’t buy a properly self installed and adjusted door hinge.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
As long as I can break door hinges for those 2 hours, I’m good.
JustVik@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
I would buy a tent and a pickup truck. Then I’ll set up a tent in the back of the pickup truck. And I’m going to have a house on wheels without door hinges because tents don’t have door hinges. Crazy enough?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
truck doors have hinges. I have been known to fix those.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
WTF is this on about?
wieson@feddit.org 11 hours ago
You can pretend, you can lie to yourself and us - your friends - but your door hinge repair addiction is becoming a problem.
So we’ve pooled some of our resources together to try to help you…
rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 22 hours ago
What rhymes with orange?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
No it doesn’t.
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Doorhinge
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
“Sporange” does. If you’re especially bad at pronouncing words, many other things also rhyme with orange, like flange, range, and monkey.
BanMe@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Porridge, horseridge, the entire first act of Hamlet, LaBron James’ telephone number in Spanish,
SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Drake and Josh reference, nice.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
I would simply use $250 million to buy replacements door hinges for the ones I can’t fix during that time. Easy peasy.
Anissem@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
On a serious note, if you have a striped screw on a door hinge, put some tooth picks in the hole, snap off the bit that sticks out, and put the screw back in. I’ve fixed so many doors this way.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Does it matter what direction the stripes run on the screw? :)
To add to this, a stripped screw into concrete or brick can be fixed with the same method but using a small piece of copper wire the length of the screw.
Anissem@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Unfortunately I don’t know enough about screws to tell if this is a joke
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 1 day ago
You don’t need wood glue? Just the toothpicks?
Anissem@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I’ve gotten many loose screws tight with just toothpicks, no glue.
bzLem0n@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Wood glue and toothpicks, without the glue the toothpicks would get pulled out.
marcos@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You are better with some plastic, but any flexible material will do. Glue will only make you life harder.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Plot twist, you’re teleported in a room that will be set on fire if a switch isn’t pressed within 2 hours and broken door hinge blocks you from pressing it
groet@feddit.org 1 day ago
Every broken doorhinge can be bypassed in two ways. Fix it. Or break it more.
ulterno@programming.dev 1 day ago
Perhaps you could look for an alternate solution?
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Name 10 things that aren’t Jackie Chan!”
Nalivai@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
A piece of paper with number “1” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “2” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “3” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “4” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “5” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “6” written on it.
A piece of paper with number “7” written on it.
A piece of paper with “Jackie Chan” written on it.
…
Damn it, I was so closeordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 20 hours ago
Football. Lamp. Pizza. Floor. Tree. Car. Jackie Chan. Billboard. Hot air balloon. Hydroelectric dam.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 20 hours ago
ah fuck
ApertureUA@lemmy.today 1 day ago
And how do I explain my income to federal agencies?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Pretty sure there’s no IRS anymore. Just give Trump some gold-plated turd and you get a no taxes season pass.
ApertureUA@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
Ah yes, everyone on the internet is American
Burninator05@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I conveniently own a laundromat and several other cash only businesses.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 23 hours ago
As long as you pay taxes on it, IRS ain’t snitching.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 23 hours ago
It fell of a truck.
vale@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
define “fix”
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Like with all the exes!
Siethron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You all are misinterpetting this. If in the rest of your life you spend 2 hours or more fixing door hinges the 500 million is revoked and if you’re in the negative now they take your organs to make up for the deficit.
grte@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
If I had half a billion dollars I can promise you I would be spending zero seconds of the rest of my life screwing in door hinges.
binarytobis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can imagine the genie thinking “Bwahaha I tricked you!” and then getting increasingly frustrated that I never fix a door hinge again even though I didn’t notice the trick wording.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
If I had that money I could finally pursue my passion of fixing door hinges.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I work for a door company, that’s going to be super difficult
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 day ago
They’ll probably fire you. What will you do without a job!?!
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 day ago
Take a day off, or like, just quit instead.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
A day off? In this economy?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
ever heard of free time?
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
what’s that?
guy@piefed.social 1 day ago
Like, I am not allowed to or I just physically can’t?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pretty sure it’s been 5 years since I’ve meddled with any door hinge.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 day ago
it’s been less than a year, and to this day that door just ain’t right
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
You’re not fooling anybody here, friend.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
what am unhinged proposition
tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Replace your ‘door’ hinges with ‘cabinet’ or ‘industrial maritime’ hinges and you’re set.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
What’s this meme about?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Two metric hours or two imperial hours?
Triumph@fedia.io 1 day ago
Pro tip:
If the holes in the door frame are wallowed out, jam some pieces of toothpick in there first, then put the hinge on and screw it in.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s the ruling on paying someone to fix a door hinge? Knowing my luck it’s when the bathroom and front door comes off.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Smoke a few joints and make a garden bed.
Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
At first I thought that I actually need to fix any door and the challenge would be a very complicated dozen hinged door and was OK with it, but then well, damn… I realized that this challenge is impossible.
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 day ago
marzhall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Do I still get to grease squeaky hinges? If so, maybe a deal.
Luci@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
God no omg
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Are you stupid?! I make 1 billion an hour repairing door hinges! What kind of fool takes this kind of “deal”
Scam! Release the door hinge files!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You could say they’re… unhinged 😎