Localhorst86
@Localhorst86@feddit.org
- Comment on Is sweat there different? 17 hours ago:
maybe we should find another sollution than having women store money in their bras?
As a conservative, I propose women should no longer be allowed to handle money, when they go outside they need to be accompanied by their husband or father, who will handle their money for them. That way, women are also unable to spend money on useless shit like birth control, pads etc. and can use it to buy proper stuff, like beer and meat!
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 2 days ago:
Its basic math. A woman needs 9 months for a pregnancy, surely two women would only need 4.5 months.
- Comment on Good ending 1 week ago:
I buy all my clothes at soup
- Comment on Please do not the horse 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know, I believe this footage might have been tampered with.
Why is the horses mane not moving?
- Comment on Steam Deck / Gaming News #17 4 weeks ago:
What have you been playing
My usual games: Tetris Effect, Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 (openRCT2), Mario Kart 8 Deluxe But also a few other games: Selfloss, Trans Neurotica and GTA V.
Allthough my Steam Deck will be out of service for a few days, I found a “spicy pillow” in my deck, have to wait for a replacement battery to show up :(
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
that’s the new name for the store now.
- Comment on Anon attends a funeral 4 weeks ago:
“I’m sorry for your loss. Move on”
- Comment on Always your first reaction at work 5 weeks ago:
“we’re breaking up with you. It’s not you, it’s me. I’m leaving the company,”
- Comment on Inflation markers 1 month ago:
Jack Link’s is probably the cheapest beef jerky you can find in supermarkets in Germany. Its about 5€ per bag (~$5 USD), 3€ if it’s on sale.
Its absolute garbage though. Way too sweet.
I switched to making my own jerky at home, using a cheap food dehydrator. That comes out cheaper and tastes a lot better.
- Comment on Keeping me up at night 1 month ago:
sounds to me like resuscitation was successfull, then.
Thank you for your service o7
- Comment on Keeping me up at night 1 month ago:
Have we tried?
- Comment on Going to quit my job and just do sculping full time 2 months ago:
c/atbge@lemmy.world
- Comment on Fascinating and efficient new lamp design 2 months ago:
Stro
kbe party - Comment on He's just eccentric 2 months ago:
The dad of a friend of mine does collect those, and ceramic ones. As an employee of the city, he got permission to open a local museum of insulators in a bulding owned by the city.
- Comment on Balatro wins formal appeal to reclassify poker game as PEGI 12 3 months ago:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom?
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world - Comment on Looked out the glass front door to see if my package had arrived. Just a dog turd. 3 months ago:
Why would you order a dog turd? What kind of freak are you?
- Comment on Anon lives with his sister 4 months ago:
I don’t know what to do next
next greentext will be about him fucking his sister.
- Comment on Get ready for a smashing time as Wreckfest 2 comes to Early Access in March 4 months ago:
I really liked wreckfest. I am not a big fan of early access, so I will cautiously wait for the game to be released to gauge my excitement.
- Comment on I Bought a PlayStation Vita in 2025 5 months ago:
Obviously. The regular restrooms have gaming PCs.
Whenever I make an unnecessary purchase, I tell myself its for the guest bathroom
:::I dont have a guest bathroom:::
- Comment on I Bought a PlayStation Vita in 2025 5 months ago:
The vita, once modded and not being reliant on Sonys expensive proprietary memory cards, is a really great little handheld. Lots of homebrew capabilities, great ergonomics.
I also bought a PSTV when they were on clearance for less than 20 bucks, makes for a nice little gaming console for the bedroom or guest bathroom.
- Comment on Dylan is my new soulmate. 5 months ago:
That’s something a person who just murdered someone on their bedsheets would write.
- Comment on DNA 5 months ago:
May god shave us all.
- Comment on Epic Store's Unreal Tournament page now has free download links to Unreal, Unreal 2, and Unreal Tournament '99 6 months ago:
also, it would have been great if Epic linked the appropriate archive.org pages. OldUnreal only hosts windows installers that grab the files off of archive.org
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
If that is even true: Silence, brand.
- Comment on Anon plays pretend 7 months ago:
Chat, am I cooked?
- Comment on hard to argue with 7 months ago:
maybe next week.
- Comment on hard to argue with 8 months ago:
I’m hard, argue with me
- Comment on Anon becomes a "Chad" 8 months ago:
Fabricated and homosexual.
- Comment on Bees 8 months ago:
If wasps realize that I am a giant who can easily kill them, why are they so incessant on invading my personal space?
I’s like going to a kickboxing tournament as an untrained person and flipping off every kickboxer within kickboxing range, then slapping them when they tell you to fuck off.
- Comment on What are your favorite racing games? 9 months ago:
FH4 is only 4 dollars
What country do you live in? For me it’s currently $/€14 in the regular version, 20 for the deluxe one.
Also note that the game will be getting delisted in december, so now might be the last chance to get it at a discount.